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Funny story: The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

The American 3 Musketeers Last Day In Office

Jan. 2009. Karl Rove, Bush and Cheney enter the Oval Office for the last time. Nostalgia overtakes Bush as he openly weeps. Rove and Cheney have no reminises, only a nagging sense of lost power. "It was so beautiful, and now it is gone!" weeps Bush. "Now, now..." says Cheney as he reaches under the former President's hairline and pulls out a large computer insert. The deactivated Bush crumpl...

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Funny story: Bush Boys Look For New Jobs

Bush Boys Look For New Jobs

The Bush boys were sitting around Cheney's undisclosed location, trying to figure out what to do with the rest of their lives and getting wasted on Manhattens. Karl Rove was checking out the Washington Post want ads. "It looks like the National Enquirer needs a writer, someone who can make up stories about famous people and make them seem real. It would be a huge cut in pay, but there would be...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney to take new Prez hunting: beware

Dick Cheney to take new Prez hunting: beware

In breaking news, it has been announced that Dick Cheney will take Barack Obama with him on a hunting trip next week. Mr Cheney is eager to teach the newly elected President the subtle nuances of hunting wild game and to promote the cultural impo...

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Funny story: Cheney Refuses to Leave

Cheney Refuses to Leave

THE BUNKER BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE -- Vice President Dick Cheney today announced his intention to remain in control of the bunker beneath the White House. "I don't care what the American people decided, I'm not leaving. What do they think America i...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney has endorsed Senator John McCain. When McCain was told of this he replied, "No! no! no! ah shit! no! no! no! damnit! I spent five and a half years in a POW camp! shit! first Bush endorses me and now t...

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Funny story: Cuban Oil Gusher Brings Bush - Cheney - McCain - Palin to Havana!

Cuban Oil Gusher Brings Bush - Cheney - McCain - Palin to Havana!

Cuba has oil and suddenly Bush has developed a taste for all things Cubano! Four headed monster Bush-Cheney-McCain -Palin have mounted their brooms and flown to Havana for unprecedented and unqualified talks. Bush brought Osacar winning fi...

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Funny story: Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Washington, DC - Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to hospital today when it was feared that he suffered a heart attack. According to unofficial reports, Cheney stopped to donate a dime to a homeless person camped outside his White House offi...

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Funny story: Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

Vice President Cheney Threatens to Resign

United States Vice President Dick Cheney threatened to resign in a cabinet meeting today from his office (there are only three months left of his term). Cheney stomped out of the meeting and left the White House in a huff. When asked to explain t...

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Funny story: McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter for a Third Time!

McCain Investigated by Ripley's Believe it or Not for claim He impregnated Palin's pregnant Daughter for a Third Time!

Everyone knew Mccain had to take a big risk to create the kind of game changer that would stop the runaway train called Obama momentum. His choice of VPILF Palin proved to be just more weirdness. The superman act flying to Washington to save the nati...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has A Dick...Cheney!

Sarah Palin Has A Dick...Cheney!

Republican Party leaders have sought to take the big risk and break up the somnabulist McCain campaign with exciting and inexperienced Sarah Palin. Republican Party advisors told press that once they realized that the nation could be lured by bla...

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Funny story: Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Real John McCain Found Bound and Gagged in High Chancellor Cheney's Bunker!

Long time supporters of one time Maverick John McCain have been incredulous about his recent abandonment of the straight talk express for the kiss your ass local. McCain has been making all stops to venerate the lobbyists, intolerant religionists and...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

Sarah Palin Really Dick Cheney In Drag

New Yawk, NY-- A shocking photo of Dick Cheney changing clothes is making the rounds of news bureaus here tonight. The photo shows Dick Cheney changing into a dress, high heels, and fright wig behind a curtain at the Republican National Convention.

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Funny story: Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

Bush Preggers With Cheney's Gay Sex Child

The rumors of secret Republican occult gay prostitute goings on at the White house and Bohemiaum Grove have now been unequivocally confirmed with the fact that George Bush is now carrying the secret gay sex child of the current US Vice President, Dic...

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Funny story: Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.

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Funny story: Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Vlad "The Imposter" Putin showed the world photographic evidence that at least one US official fought against Russian troops in the recent Georgian crisis. The photo that captures VP Dick Cheney in combat fatigue pajamas bearing a shotgun and blowing...

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Funny story: VP Cheney Claims Al Qaeda Behind Big Bang; President Bush Vows to Attack Earth's Moon

VP Cheney Claims Al Qaeda Behind Big Bang; President Bush Vows to Attack Earth's Moon

District of Columbia - Based on the testimony of an anonymous prisoner at Guantanamo known only as "Enemy Combatant Number 242", Vice President Cheney has accused Al Qaeda of causing the largest explosive event ever in the universe -- The Big Bang.

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Funny story: Texas Butch Oil Buys All of Iraqi Petroleum at Discount Prices!

Texas Butch Oil Buys All of Iraqi Petroleum at Discount Prices!

Bush- Cheney Texas "T", also known as Butch Oil under the management of VP Cheney's lesbian daughter, has cornered the market on all Iraqi oil and at a bargain price. Once the surge started bribing Sunnis to stop blowing up the oil pipelines in Iraq,...

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