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Funny story: Wisconsin Democratic Senators Found Hiding Out in Chilean Mine

Wisconsin Democratic Senators Found Hiding Out in Chilean Mine

Up until Friday, no one had a clue where the Democratic Senators from Wisconsin were hiding out in protest of controversial budget repair bill being pushed through the Senate by Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker. The Senators claim the bill would stri...

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Funny story: GOP Punts to Obama, Obama Punts to GOP, Washington Constipated!

GOP Punts to Obama, Obama Punts to GOP, Washington Constipated!

It seems that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans want to be the first to cut any entitlement programs so it is now understood (as most already knew) that this is all about politics, not the care of the nation. "I wish we had at least one po...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats hold a Beer-partisan Meeting at the White House

Republicans and Democrats hold a Beer-partisan Meeting at the White House

Washington DC: A bipartisan meeting of Republican and Democratic lawmakers occurred in the Oval Office today. President Obama wanted to take advantage of the new "era of good feeling" and compromise exhibited by the mixed seating arrangements during...

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Funny story: Holy Dead Mackeral! Rahm Emanuel Not Eligible to Run For Chi Town Mayor According to 2 Appelate Court Judges Now Missing!

Holy Dead Mackeral! Rahm Emanuel Not Eligible to Run For Chi Town Mayor According to 2 Appelate Court Judges Now Missing!

Rahm Emanuel's Chicago Family has reportedly 'gone to the mattresses' after two of three appellate court judges ruled his mayoral bid is bogus due to residency requirements! Emanuel, former Chicago Underboss and US senator, who went on to Washingt...

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Funny story: Democrats in Congress Protest Reading of US Constitution

Democrats in Congress Protest Reading of US Constitution

WASHINGTON, DC - As one ceremony recognized John Boehner (R-OH) as current Speaker of the House, another ceremony with 13 Voodoo priests chanted and performed ritual dances involving venomous snakes, human skulls, and chicken blood. This activity in...

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Funny story: Obama Switches Parties

Obama Switches Parties

Washington - After two years of claiming to be a Democrat, and lying to himself in the process, President Obama switched parties. "I think most of my policies are clearly Republican, because look at how I treated Wall Street and the rich. I love...

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Funny story: MSNBC Seems Surprised By Olbermann's Campaign Donations

MSNBC Seems Surprised By Olbermann's Campaign Donations

Washington--Keith Olbermann was suspended by MSNBC because he donated campaign money to Democrats. "I was shocked to find out that Mr. Olbermann donated money to a Democrat. We hired him to be unbiased." A NBC spokesman said in press release given...

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Funny story: USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

USAF Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady in Waiting" Status!

Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality. Having spent over $2m of taxpayer mone...

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Funny story: Democrats Rev Up Campaign, But Realize Car in Park

Democrats Rev Up Campaign, But Realize Car in Park

Washington--Democrats are trying to impress potential voters by revving engine, but failing to put car in gear is only making voters laugh. "I was thinking I might vote Democrat in this years election, but when that Democrat sat there revving his...

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Funny story: "Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

"Obama Is NOT The Anti-Christ" Says Arkansas Preacher

HOT SPRINGS, ARKANSAS - In 2008, Reverend Jeremiah Lee Caine of the Abaddon's Gate Baptist Church became gravely concerned upon hearing Obama's claim that "this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow." According to Obama, his feats...

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Funny story: 10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

With mid term elections just 12 days away the Dems are furiously digging up dirt busy resurrecting the DEAD in time to Vote, just as they've done for decades. While some may call voting rolls stuffed with DEAD PEOPLE Ghoulish, it's been an importa...

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Funny story: GOP Support Dems Oppose Shipping Radioactive Waste on Great Lakes

GOP Support Dems Oppose Shipping Radioactive Waste on Great Lakes

As the liberal media beats the dead horse to death about Christine O'Donnell's witch comments, the most important issue to have ever faced mankind is going absolutely unnoticed. The issue is whether or not to allow Canada to ship radioactive waste ac...

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Funny story: Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

Scolding Democratic base for acting like it has erectile dysfunction Joe Biden says "stop whining, take some Viagra, get out there, get it up, reload & refire"

White House attack terrier Joe Biden, who also occasionally doubles as US Vice-President, once again bared his yellowed out fangs at the typically low-energy, I'm-so-outa-here, so-called Democratic base. Attempting to re-energize the flagging Dems...

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Funny story: Democrats Throw Barney Frank Under the Anti-Gay Bus

Democrats Throw Barney Frank Under the Anti-Gay Bus

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to regain traction in the upcoming midterm elections, Congressional Democrats threw Congressman Barney Frank under the Anti-Gay Bus, driven by Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss. Chambliss was driving the bus emblazon...

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Funny story: GOP Considers Palin and Tea Party a Necessary Evil

GOP Considers Palin and Tea Party a Necessary Evil

While conservative pundits continue to say that Republicans are none too pleased about some of the crazy Tea Party candidates who have gotten themselves nominated for Republican House and Senate seats this year, they still have to admit that without them, the party doesn't stand a chance in hell of taking back control of Congress. The proof is in the way we are seeing staunch old school Republi...

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Funny story: President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

At a press conference today, president Obama said that while the Democrats may suck, the Republicans really suck. In addressing the press Obama said: "You know, I will admit that we, the Democrats suck, we really do, but before you vote us out of...

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Funny story: Democrats Announce TEAT-Party Movement

Democrats Announce TEAT-Party Movement

BOSTON, MA - Congressman Barney Frank held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement - The Entitlement And Tyranny Party, or TEAT-Party. The mission of the movement is to promote government-subsidies, handouts...

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