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Funny story: The BBC's Going To The Dogs!

The BBC's Going To The Dogs!

Speaking on BBC TV's The Andrew Marr show this morning BBC Chairman Lord Pattern said that following emergency talks with the Prime Minister last night it had been decided to relocate the BBC's Television Centre at White City to the other side of Lon...

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Funny story: Gordon the Gopher embarrassed by Stupid Stunt Schofield

Gordon the Gopher embarrassed by Stupid Stunt Schofield

1980s Children's TV star and sock puppet, Gordon the Gopher, has admitted that he was "shocked" and "appalled" to see his former colleague Phillip Schofield ambush Prime Minister David Cameron on ITV's 'This Morning', this morning. The poorly judg...

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Funny story: Cameron on the back foot again

Cameron on the back foot again

Cammy and his mate Cleggy are to rush through emergency legislation to lower the age of consent for sex with small boys, after the PM was ambushed on TV by a concerned presenter. Speculation is for the age to be lowered to eight, which should serve t...

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Funny story: Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...

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Funny story: Back in the saddle again!

Back in the saddle again!

Seemingly, 'dithering Dave', 'Do-nothing-Dave' or part time Prime Dickhead as he is known in the trade, one Dave Cameron, is no slouch when it comes to 'blanket diddling'. It appears that a number of his texts to News International boss Rebekah Br...

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Funny story: Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

Cameron Texts detail 'ride of my life

John Bercow will have a tough time keeping the lid on parliament questions this week as steamy new texts are revealed between PM David Cameron and Rebekuh Brooks, she of the flowing chesnut mane, and recent phone hacking scandals. The texts reveal alleged salacious details after the pair joined up for some spirited bare back riding in the idyllic British country side. Here are just a few of...

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Funny story: Government U Turn on listening to the Public

Government U Turn on listening to the Public

In August of 2011 David Cameron said that the government would listen to the almost 2m people who signed a petition against road pricing. Just over a year later the government announce plans to introduce rode pricing by 2015. "Look we had to prete...

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Funny story: Cameron's latest prison policy lacks conviction

Cameron's latest prison policy lacks conviction

Owners of private prisons who fail to stop prisoners re-offending will be fined, under new plans to be announced by David Cameron. Heralding the slogan 'Tough But Chewy', the Prime Minister will signal a tougher approach to law and order by declarin...

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Funny story: Cameron to make speech on crime

Cameron to make speech on crime

Prime Minister David Cameron will today make a keynote speech on crime. However he will stop short of saying that people who swear and verbally abuse Police officers should face arrest. In the rest of Europe disrespecting a police officer is a cr...

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Funny story: Chief Whip Beaten

Chief Whip Beaten

After a whip around on the Tory back benches, Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell was relieved of his trousers and soundly beaten. The screams could be heard in Westminster Abbey but everyone knew it was just some old Etonians having a bit of fun. David...

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Funny story: Civil Servants Suspended

Civil Servants Suspended

David Cameron has suspended civil servants in the Department of Energy for misleading him about energy. After talking to civil servants Cameron thought he was told that the Government was going to put forward legislation to force energy companies...

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Funny story: Nobel win a Headache for Cameron

Nobel win a Headache for Cameron

Downing Street today reacted with fury at the news the Nobel Peace prize had been awarded to the EU. Although the UK is a fringe member of the EU at best it still gets a share in the award. "This is the Norwegians ramping up the political game." W...

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Funny story: Mortgage Approval boost for Cameron ahead of Conference

Mortgage Approval boost for Cameron ahead of Conference

The number of new mortgages approved went up last week. The Conservatives have jumped on the news saying that the rise validates their plans to get the banks lending more. However most of the loans were for small short term deals which can be paid of...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson snubs Cameron's advances; shame they'd make a lovely pair!

Boris Johnson snubs Cameron's advances; shame they'd make a lovely pair!

PM, David Cameron, who seems to have fallen out of love with Nick Clegg, has been constantly "wooing" BOJO, alias Boris Johnson, the RT Hon "Mare" of London, to come and spend a night or two at Chequers with him. It seems David is quite lonely sin...

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Funny story: Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Sir Jimmy Savile to be tried from beyond the grave

Prime Minister David Cameron will address the Conservative Party Conference next week with news of an announcement designed to increase their popularity by at least 15% - the dead corpse of Sir Jim'll Savile will be dug up and tried in a court of law...

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Funny story: EX-Cabinet Minister Sectioned For Asking Questions About Bank Of England!

EX-Cabinet Minister Sectioned For Asking Questions About Bank Of England!

Ex Government Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act of 1983. Sir PG will undergo re-training at a psychiatric hospital in West London following a speech he made in Parliament on Thursday...

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Funny story: Labour look to Letterman

Labour look to Letterman

After his gentle grilling, chewing and spitting out like a piece of shit chewing gum because it's been grilled, of the Prime Minister on his American show - David Letterman is wanted by the Labour Party. Sources close to sources that are even clos...

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