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Funny story: David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

David Beckham has not been selected for Fabio Capello's first match in charge of the England team, meaning he is still one cap short of the magical hundred. But it seems that David's omission is more due to Capello's limited English than...

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Funny story: Beckham's ego requires PR medics on hearing Golden Globes are cancelled

Beckham's ego requires PR medics on hearing Golden Globes are cancelled

David Beckham's ego had to be given life saving resuscitation after the legendary fashion icon heard that the "Golden Globes" were cancelled. Beckham, also known as "Golden Balls" had recently learned the word globe in his Eng...

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Funny story: Beckham ordered to No 10 to explain offside rule

Beckham ordered to No 10 to explain offside rule

Drowning Street, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Ex-England football captain David Beckham was unexpectedly called in to 10 Downing Street on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Ageing footballer, former England Captain, and male model, David Beckham is struggling to keep in the media spotlight these days and knows that his footballing days are coming to an end. "I have only got 3 years and 3 months and 33

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Funny story: Is WMD fantasist 'Curve Ball' really David 'Bend-It-Like' Beckham?

Is WMD fantasist 'Curve Ball' really David 'Bend-It-Like' Beckham?

Badheim, Germany - (AssoCIAted Mess): US intelligence sources are probing reports that the Iraqi defector Rafid Ahmed Alwan, code-named Curve Ball, who spun such whopping great big porkies about Iraq's purported WMD program, is really a...

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Funny story: David Beckham to be Captain America

David Beckham to be Captain America

David Beckham is to take American citizenship after being offered the captaincy of the United States soccer team in a bid to further the national team's chances of World Cup success.

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Funny story: Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

There was a surprise new contestant in the Princess Diana Competition yesterday, when Victoria Beckham, wife of the American footballer David, joined the jury. Beckham, real name Posh Spice, visited the crash site in Paris where Diana and her rich...

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Funny story: Posh to have 8 more kids, Mourinho to manage "Team Beckham"

Posh to have 8 more kids, Mourinho to manage "Team Beckham"

Sensation has swept the premier league with news that former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will make a million dollar move to the American Major League Soccer to manage a team full of Beckhams.

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Funny story: Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

Beckhams Steal Car and go on 200 Mile 'Drive of Destruction'

In yet another further attempt at finding fame in America, medical guinea pig David Beckham and his rake-thin homemaker wife Victoria, stole a HumVee and caused 5 billion dollars worth of damage driving on the wrong...

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Funny story: Americans Still Not Interested in Beckhams

Americans Still Not Interested in Beckhams

David and Victoria Beckham, conceded today that their quest to be famous in America was now starting to falter.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Victoria Beckham Fuming Over Portrait - David Terrified

Recent American imports The Beckhams are reported to be furious over a portrait of Victoria commissioned by David Beckham for her "official 21st birthday" (real age 47 years).

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Funny story: Beckham's New Boots

Beckham's New Boots

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is developing a revolutionary new range of football boots called 'Left Field' to encourage youngsters use boot feet.

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Funny story: Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Beckham hits back at Iannucci

Following reports last weekend that close friends David Beckham and Armando Iannucci had fallen out more accusations have been made, this time from Beckham.

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Funny story: Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United In 'For Sale' Shock

Manchester United fans are in shock today after reports from people living near their Old Trafford ground spoke of having seen 'For Sale' notices outside the stadium.

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Funny story: Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Beckham / Iannucci split in the offing?

Armando Iannucci, Scotland's favourite funny man, all round cheeky chap and writer / creator of sitcom "Friends", has hit out at David Beckham, footballer, for his poor sense of humour.

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Funny story: Beckham's stellar career "over in next 48 hours"

Beckham's stellar career "over in next 48 hours"

Los Angele, California - (Asas Mess): LA Galaxy will dump David Beckham, their stellar new signing, "sometime over the weekend" according to soccer sources who say the former Real Madrid striker has ben a dead loss financially to the Los An...

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Funny story: Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

Footballers Are Paid Way Too Much, Say Kids

A survey of more than 10,000 children under the age of 13, has shown that an overwhelming number of them believe that many of today's footballers receive "far too much money" in their pay packets. The survey, carried out by the Children's BBC News...

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