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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...

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Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...

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Funny story: Christmas Gifts 1952 from Lemco

Christmas Gifts 1952 from Lemco

With the holiday season soon to be on us its time to look at Christmas gifts for all the family. Mom: Moms live to iron so what better gift to give than a brand new Lemco ironing board. If that was what you got for Mom last year then this year you should top it off with a nice floral print Lemco asbestos ironing board cover. Moms everywhere will be looking forward to a New Year full of ironing...

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Funny story: Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

Santa Is No Longer Making a List and Checking It Twice

But don't take that to mean you should be naughty instead of nice. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly did an email interview with Santa Claus and found out that there IS still a Naughty-or-Nice List (NNList) at the North Pole, but Santa no longer prep...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Mitt Romney in attack on Santa Claus

Defeated Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been accused of being something of a sore loser recently. First he claimed that Obama won the election due to giving gifts to Latino and African American voters. Even a man who had the Romney/Ryan logo...

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Funny story: Fingle Christmas Night (Clives writing compo)

Fingle Christmas Night (Clives writing compo)

Mr and Mrs Fingle sat quietly in their lounge. The Christmas tree lights sparkled, filling the room with soft colours. The only sound that could be heard was the clicked click of Mrs Fingles knitting needles as they came together to create another pullover for Mr Fingle. "Nearly time Ethel" said Mr Fingle. "Yers, I know dear, but let's wait till the last minute" replied Mrs Fingle. "Are...

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Funny story: Vice-President Joe Biden's Christmas Gift

Vice-President Joe Biden's Christmas Gift

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas. She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware...

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Funny story: Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

Christmas Falls Foul of PC Brigade As Santa Closed Down

A North Pole man has been told he can no longer operate his seasonal business venture, delivering toys to children, after he violated several laws and incurred the wrath of politically correct organizations from across the globe. Santa Claus, who...

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Funny story: Miranda'll Fix it for the BBC

Miranda'll Fix it for the BBC

The BBC has unveiled it's new strategy to regain the trust of the nation. This will start over the Christmas period when the Christmas Day schedule will feature a 90 minute special of the sit-com 'Miranda' starring Miranda Hart this will be followed...

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Funny story: Major retailers to put out barf buckets Thanksgiving afternoon

Major retailers to put out barf buckets Thanksgiving afternoon

Plymouth, Mass - Mal*Wart, JC Farthings, and Maced stores all plan to open right after millions of giant turkey dinners are consumed. Who wants to wait for Black Friday? According to Dr. Drew Upbird, medical consultant to the retail industry, con...

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Funny story: "You're stuffed cobber!"

"You're stuffed cobber!"

Having just announced a sales fall ahead of Christmas the UK's fouth largest overpriced Supermarket, Morrisons, have wheeled out the big guns in order to meet the Christmas challenge ahead. In keeping with British Business in general and it's tota...

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Funny story: Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Hafbro Incorporated has an exciting new product ready for marketing. It's the new Teed "Electrifier Rectifier", the electric shock obedience collar for unruly children. Let's listen in with the device in use; Mom - "Do your homework dear". Miscreant child - "No mom I hate you". Mom applying her new gadget - ZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZTTT! Brat - "AAAAAHHH! Okay okay, OUCH!" Sure they may convu...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

ATLANTA (ABSNN) - Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo) and her mother June Shannon (Fat Demonic Hell Pig) are the stars of TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras. They visited a television station in Atlanta, the home of The Learning Channel, to discuss their upcoming...

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Funny story: Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

North Korean leader Kim Jung-un is to release a Christmas single in an attempt to boost his standing overseas. He will be targeting the British Christmas Number one slot with hopes of being picked up by the anti X Factor campaign. Kim has been ins...

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Funny story: Chinese Political Collectness

Chinese Political Collectness

Chinese Diplomats are always eager to demonstrate political politeness, but have been having difficulty in keeping up with ever-changing USA style of political correctness . So they have introduced a new style for everyone outside the USA. As the...

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Funny story: Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."

The Church of England is undergoing a name change and will henceforth be known as Architectural Tours Ltd. The alteration is taking place to reflect the changing role of the Church in the life of the nation. A spokesman from St Paul's Cathedral...

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Funny story: The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

The Adventure Of The Missing Christmas Goose Pt VI; A Festive Shylock Humes Mystery

My friend Shylock Humes and I sat in the four-wheeler, in the inky-shadowed street outside the villa of Colonel Clavicord, late of the Bengal Dancers and host of the Annual Convention of Not-Quite Correct Things. We waited on the arrival of Inspector Arbuthnot Williams of Scotland Yard, who ought by now to have been relieved from his vigil at 345 Bombay Road by Inspector Stanley Livingstone Sta...

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