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Funny story: Jesus' Great Escape

Jesus' Great Escape

An ancient parchment, recently discovered near Nazareth has been condemned by church leaders as a hoax. Carbon dating proves the document to be approximately 2000 years old. If proved beyond a doubt to be genuine, the whole Christian religion faces ruin. The document takes the form of a letter and although the signature (which has yet to be verified by experts) reads "Big J", som...

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Funny story: Scientists Accidentally Discover God

Scientists Accidentally Discover God

An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...

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Funny story: Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100 years. The AMA, under p...

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Funny story: Bush Blames Nation's Problems on Justice League; Calls on Marvel Superheroes to Fill Void

Bush Blames Nation's Problems on Justice League; Calls on Marvel Superheroes to Fill Void

SARASOTA, FLORIDA - During a post Thanksgiving address to the Sarasota Christian Ladies' Rotary Club, President Bush placed blame for many of the issues which critics have accused his Administration of causing or mishandling squarely on the shoul...

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Funny story: Ralph Reed Pushes for Gambling in Churches

Ralph Reed Pushes for Gambling in Churches

GEORGIA -- Ralph Reed, the former head of the Christian Coalition and current candidate for lieutenant governor of Georgia is now lobbying for laws that would encourage church goers to gamble any money they might consider placing on collection plates...

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Funny story: Oklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss to TCU

Oklahoma Announces Updated Schedule After Loss to TCU

The University of Oklahoma Sooners have announced a new football schedule effective immediately for the 2005 season after their upset home loss to Texas Christian University (TCU).

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Funny story: Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Moslem Writer Accused of Mocking Christ

Christian extremists have vowed not to turn the other cheek following the publication of a new novel on the life of Christ by Moslem writer Achmed Al-Abi.

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Funny story: Senator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush

Senator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)--In a slap in the face to President George W. Bush and his Christian right-wing backers, the leading Senate Republican Bill Frist announced he would back legislation to finance large-scale cloning of human duplicates to provide body p...

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Funny story: President George Bush Had Role in ‘Batman Begins' Movie

President George Bush Had Role in ‘Batman Begins' Movie

WASHINGTON, DC-Diligent Spoof reporters have uncovered the startling fact that American President George W. Bush had a major role in the recent Batman movie starring Christian Bale.

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Funny story: Bible Belts Pissing Off Bible Belt; Christian Coalition

Bible Belts Pissing Off Bible Belt; Christian Coalition

A new brand of belts manufactured using the leather coverings of recycled Bibles, (i.e. "Bible Belts") is tightening the nerves of America's Bible Belt, the geographical region known for its fundamentalist brand of Protestant Christianity and strict interpretation of the Bible. "It's blasphemy!" says Ralph Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition and majo...

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Funny story: Technology searches for text on ancient parchment

Technology searches for text on ancient parchment

VESTIBULE, Iowa - Scientists are using a "particle accelerator" to translate the long-lost writings of the Greek-mathematician Archimedes. The work was hidden for centuries after a Christian monk wrote his laundry list over it sometime during the Mid...

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Funny story: Creation Scientist Forced to Endorse Evolution

Creation Scientist Forced to Endorse Evolution

PIXY TWADDLE GAZETTE -- Long time staunch proponent of virgin births, talking shrubbery and literate livestock, Richard Noggin, part time sessional lecturer at Confused Christian Scientists for Stasis Community College and senior pastor for the congr...

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Funny story: GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath A Sigh Of Relief

GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath A Sigh Of Relief

GOPUSA.Com, the Conservative Republican webzine that found itself in the midst of a swirl of controversy earlier this year as the employer of Gay Conservative Republican Christian Homosexual Military Prostitute Commentator and White House Press Repor...

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Funny story: White House Supports Network Television Ban of Christian Films

White House Supports Network Television Ban of Christian Films

Christian Conservative groups were outraged when their Family Values Campaign apparently backfired today, resulting in the cancellation of most Bible based films from network television such as Moses, The Greatest Story Ever Told and The Robe. Networ...

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Funny story: Europe Backs Bush For Nobel Peace Prize As Iran Accepts US Incentives To Stop Nuke Project

Europe Backs Bush For Nobel Peace Prize As Iran Accepts US Incentives To Stop Nuke Project

Born again Christian President Bush has accepted gratefully the European Parliament Nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. The European backing for the nomination in combination with 35,423 personally hand written letters from the Abu Ghraib Pe...

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Funny story: Black Helicopters and Trains Spotted Again

Black Helicopters and Trains Spotted Again

Washington DC -- In a rare question and answer news session that purportedly even included some actual, unpaid news media representatives, President Bush was asked about revelations by the Evangelical Christian Times that UN black helicopters and tra...

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Funny story: Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups Saddened By Liberals Treatment Of George W. Bush's Gay Prostitute

Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...

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