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Funny story: Chairman Mao up for well deserved sainthood

Chairman Mao up for well deserved sainthood

Yet another great scoop from our intrepid weeki leeks reporter. The Chinese government is in secret negotiations with the Vatican this week and the main item on the agenda is the beatification of that idiot Chairman Mao. The Vatican is almost brok...

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Funny story: Beeb to copy China TV hit; Execution TV!

Beeb to copy China TV hit; Execution TV!

The Beeb are planning on copying China TV's sensational hit called; Execution TV. A roving female reporter travels around the local prisons interviewing prisoners before their death sentences are carried out and in China she had to be quick. Once the...

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Funny story: Biden Insults China's Vice President Xi Jinping

Biden Insults China's Vice President Xi Jinping

WASHINGTON --- Vice President Xi Jinping expected to be leader of China in 2013, arrived in Washington today and was greeted by Vice President Joe Biden. After meeting in the Roosevelt Room at the White House, they had lunch in the State Dining Room...

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Funny story: China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

China Sending Men to the Moon to Build a Lunar iPad Factory

Beijing -- China has revealed the purpose of its manned missions to the moon. The Chinese want to construct their next electronics assembly plant there as the first step toward using the moon as a manufacturing zone. "It's no secret that our count...

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Funny story: WWIII avoided for now

WWIII avoided for now

WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Ch...

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Funny story: Target Human - Solving America's and China's Largest Problems

Target Human - Solving America's and China's Largest Problems

WASHINGTON D.C. Americans are frustrated. China is overpopulated. It looks like there is finally a solution to both of those problems. In recent weeks, President Obama and his staff have been talking secretly with Hu Jintau and other Chinese lead...

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Funny story: China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...

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Funny story: Britain may restart opium war with China

Britain may restart opium war with China

For centuries Britain has been the world's leading consumer of heroin. Our junkies are the happiest and most wasted on Earth. Indeed, Britain's steel industry was built on providing spoons and syringes for addicts. But now cheap opium from China i...

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Funny story: United States and Chinese Vice Presidents Dine Together

United States and Chinese Vice Presidents Dine Together

Beijing PRC: Vice President Biden was recently a guest of his Chinese counterpart Vice President Xi Jinping, who will take over China's government and the ruling Communist Party next year. During formal speeches both vice presidents stressed the c...

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Funny story: Six Hundred Million Chinese die after drinking Choka-Chinka

Six Hundred Million Chinese die after drinking Choka-Chinka

(Rooters) - Choka-Chinka Co protested Tuesday the healthfulness of its ham drinks proffered in northern China, decrying the link to the death of six hundred million Chinese people who had consumed the drinks. Choka-Chinka executives even went so far...

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Funny story: 'Two sentient beings' aboard as China's unmanned Shenzhou 8 capsule returns to Earth

'Two sentient beings' aboard as China's unmanned Shenzhou 8 capsule returns to Earth

Gobi Desert - Two humanoid beings are reported to have returned in the 'unmanned' capsule following its successful docking with the mini spacelab Tiangong-1. Chinese Space Agency officials are denying their existence despite a flurry of internet...

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Funny story: China hails Putin 'pisstaker of the year'

China hails Putin 'pisstaker of the year'

Beijing - The universally despised Chinese military dictatorship has awarded the Global Piss Process' ultimate gong to Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin. The pint-sized evolution throwback beat off fellow nominees Bill Gates, Angela M...

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Funny story: Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Google Earth shows Chinese 'Area 51' hiding vast alien hangar: reports

Gansu Province - The huge UFO monster responsible for gobbling up Russia's $160 million Zenit-2SB rocket-powered Phobos-Grunt probe last week is believed to be stationed at the top secret Ding Xin military air base. Google Earth pictures released...

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Funny story: The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

The New Blackout Law Will Extend to China, Expert Says

We recently spoke with an expert about the new Blackout Law that is being introduced in Congress. The new law is aimed at making sure that United States citizens can no longer own, go to, or even remotely talk about, websites that support online p...

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Funny story: Chinese government steps up news suppression

Chinese government steps up news suppression

Newspapers and internet websites in China continue to be strictly controlled by the state. This week it was revealed that they may be further restricted, following an order from the totalitarian government to avoid people reading about what they call...

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Funny story: Google continues to misspell every Apple related word in light of new iPhone4S

Google continues to misspell every Apple related word in light of new iPhone4S

GOOGLE EARTH - There's one story that says Google is intentionally trying to damage Apple's name and sales revenue. There's another that says there are normal glitches in any search engine. Either way, the iPhone4S goes on sale today whether you hate it or glitch it. But this story is not about Apple and its pure brilliance. It's about Google and their spell check. For years, Google has tried...

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Funny story: With 46th execution of 2011, U.S. still lags miserably behind China and Iran

With 46th execution of 2011, U.S. still lags miserably behind China and Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C.--With two executions this week, the U.S. has recorded a total of 46 government-sanctioned murders against citizens in 2011. Incidentally, the U.S. leads the Americas by the same number, as no other such country in the hemisphere a...

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