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Funny story: Innovative Canadian Automobile runs on Meat Pellets

Innovative Canadian Automobile runs on Meat Pellets

Ottawa - Canada has long lagged behind the US and Asia in development of innovative modes of transportation. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper now believes that the latest technological developments engineer by Canadian scientist will leap frog the old internal combustion engine and bring Canada much deserved fame and fortune. Developed in conjunction with the Royal and Ancient Association...

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Funny story: More Differences between an American and a Canadian

More Differences between an American and a Canadian

America fought a war to secure their freedom from England Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and the 'royal family' America fought a Civil War to end the business practice of slavery introduced by England Canada prefers to remain as serfs to England and 'royal family' American citizens speak hundred of languages from around the world Canada's citizens, unable to understand eac...

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Funny story: Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike and may at times also sound alike, but their similarity ends there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by guns per year WORLDLY AWARE 53 percent of Canadians have passports 23 Percent of Americans have passports (How many are using them is another questi...

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Funny story: Tiping Mistaks Spel Disastah For Kanadeean Job Sekers

Tiping Mistaks Spel Disastah For Kanadeean Job Sekers

Kanadeean job sekers are fayling to apli for jobs sucksessfuly becose theyr spelin is not up to a gud enuf standahd. Now the Canadeean gufernment want to insest that standahds of spelin in Torontoh skools impruves so that the vacahnsees are all feeld...

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Funny story: Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Crystal Defanti Scores Success In Canada With Splayed Beaver

Ottawa, CA - Crystal Defanti, who first gained fame as a teacher who distributed her sex DVD to her students, scored a tremendous cultural and epicurean success in Canada at the 7th Annual International Culinary Competition with her recipe 'Splayed B...

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Funny story: "Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

"Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

Bourbon,Wi.-Wisconsin Senator Charlie McCarthy, has promised to hold hearings on his allegations that Canadians have "infiltrated all branches of the government of the United States" and are pushing their leftist agenda of universal health care. T...

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Funny story: Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Geese From Canada Crashed US Airways Flight 1549

Washington, DC - The office of Homeland Security issues the following directive to states bordering on Canada. FACT: Geese originating from Canada caused the near disaster of flight US Airways 1549. FACT: The border of Canada and the U.S. is po...

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Funny story: The U.S. Will Close The Border

The U.S. Will Close The Border

WASHINGTON D.C. - The United States government has decided that after thousands of complaints from concerned citizens it will be closing the border. White House Spokesperson LaVanna Leigh Lomax, 38, has informed the media that effective immediatel...

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Funny story: Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

Canada Anticipates Global Warming - Stockpiles Snow

In the anticipation of a rise in temperatures brought on by global warming, Canadians are being urged by their federal government to stockpile snow. Alex Isbister, Canadian federal Minister of Environment, broadcast his 'snow collecting protocol'...

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Funny story: Canada to Introduce Shania Law

Canada to Introduce Shania Law

Toronto - Officials have announced that, after extensive pressure from the public, Canada is to introduce Shania Law. The new law, named after Canadian country singer Shania Twain, will be introduced on July 1 this year. "Some citizens were reall...

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Funny story: Billy Bob Thornton Kicked Out of Canada

Billy Bob Thornton Kicked Out of Canada

TORONTO - Billy Bob Thornton, who many now believe to be the biological brother of Joaquin Phoenix has been kicked out of Canada. The actor, screenwriter, director, singer infuriated the entire country of Canada with his absolutely pathetic interv...

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Funny story: Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

UNITED NATIONS - The United Nations International Research and Training Institute for the Advancement and Health of Slaughterhouse Workers Programme, has issued a report titled, "Size Matters". The study -- three years in the making, at a cost of $ 8...

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Funny story: Canadian vet arrested for alleged racism

Canadian vet arrested for alleged racism

Edmonton, Alberta. After a particularly busy winter amputating the legs of stray moose, veterinarian Dr John Biggott made a phone call to his colleague. Little did he know the phone call was being taped by the CIA. Dr Biggott is recorded as saying...

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Funny story: Canada Sees Resistance To Any U.S. Protectionism

Canada Sees Resistance To Any U.S. Protectionism

In Toronto Sunday, Canadian Finance Minister Jim Flaherty restated what he had said on Saturday, that any protectionist moves by the United States or other countries would meet resistance around the world but Canada would not erect trade barriers of...

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Funny story: Harry Connick, Jr. Braves Freezing Canadian Weather Doing Film

Harry Connick, Jr. Braves Freezing Canadian Weather Doing Film

According to actor Harry Connick Jr., winter up in Canada can be a rough season and he doesn't want to try it again. While filming the romantic comedy "New in Town" in Winnipeg last January, the actor's face, beard, brass monkeys and eyelashes fr...

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Funny story: Canadian Parliament hangs a "Gone Ice Fishing" sign on their door

Canadian Parliament hangs a "Gone Ice Fishing" sign on their door

Ottawa, Canada - Canadians woke up this morning to find a "Gone Fishing" sign hung on the locked doors of their Parliament. "I was as surprised as anyone," said the Canadian Prime Minister at a press conference today. "They didn't invite me, let alon...

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Funny story: Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...

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