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Funny story: Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

Mythbusters Claim Ownership of California Missile Launch

What was supposed to be finale for next season's cable hit 'Mythbusters', wound up as a national defense news story instead of an episode focused on sending a harmless home made missile into orbit. Hosts of the show, Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage...

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Funny story: Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

Source of mysterious California missile vapor trail revealed

A spokesperson for the White House announced today the source of the mysterious vapor trail recorded off the coast of California.  "It was a military rocket performing a government function" explained  the presidential  minion.  "We had the las...

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Funny story: Rocket Fired

Rocket Fired

Monday evening, something launched approximately 35 miles off the California coast. A news helicopter even filmed the rocket-like contrail rising like an arced pillar in the sunset. If seeing is believing, there was definitely a rocket launch of some...

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Funny story: Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

Twitter Feeds Regarding Mystery Missile Off Southern California's Coast Provide Absolutely No Insight

(KTLA 5 News) - Putting scientific analysis aside, the Los Angeles Times has posted a real-time group-think Twitter-feed that provides dubious enlightenment on the situation. Encouraging readers to join the conversation by asking: What do you thi...

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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Billingsgate Solves Missile Launch Mystery

Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, currently holding no less than twelve doctorates from academically renowned LaFontaine College located on Grand Cayman Island, sometimes referred to as the "Harvard of the Caribbean", touched bases with the Pentagon this mo...

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Funny story: California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

California Brewery's "Witches Wit" Halloween Brew Targeted by Wicans!

As if California Politics wasn't scary enough, now the Politically Active Wicans are targeting a California Brewery's Halloween promotion featuring "Witch's Wit' depicting a witch burning at the stake on the label. The brewery and the distributors...

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Funny story: Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer

Governor Moonbeam: The Ho Whisperer

Formerly affectionately known by Californians as Governor Moonbeam, Jerry Brown has finally outgrown that wacky image, but in doing so, he may have gained more notoriety by gaining a new nickname, "The Ho Whisperer." In the chronology of famous wh...

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Funny story: Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Meg Whitman Found Huddled in Pantry Crying "Where's My Money?"

Meg Whitman, the former CEO of eBay has spent upwards of $160 million of her own money in a run for California Governor, which easily tops the private spending of any candidate anywhere in the entire universe, or at least the part of the universe we...

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Funny story: California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Will Be Outlawing Halloween

California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Will Be Outlawing Halloween

SACRAMENTO - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger sat in his California governor's mansion and told a throng of assembled reporters that he has decided to ban the age old tradition of Halloween. The governor said that there are several reasons why he ha...

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Funny story: California Pot Legalization: Experts Warn of Hilarious Downfall

California Pot Legalization: Experts Warn of Hilarious Downfall

SAN DIEGO, CA- Californian's are set to go to the polls in November. A major issue on the ballot is Proposition 19, a proposal to legalize marijuana in the state. Some scientists are warning of unintended negative consequences, should the vote pas...

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Funny story: California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

California Man Sues The State Of California For The Right To Marry His Penis

Peter Johnson of Seaside, California has filed a petition in California court for the right to have a wedding for him and his penis. "If gays win the right to marry then I'm next", stated the red-headed Johnson. "I'm due to talk to some people in...

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Funny story: Barbara Boxer and Carly Fiorina in Cage Match for Senate Championship

Barbara Boxer and Carly Fiorina in Cage Match for Senate Championship

While Fiorina is a Northern California Muay Thai and Jujitsu specialist, Boxer is more aptly named as a boxing and wrestling champion from SoCal. Both will appear this Saturday in a five round title match for the light heavyweight division in the Ul...

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Funny story: Cameron Diaz Drops A Bombshell: She Has Not Had Sex In Three Years

Cameron Diaz Drops A Bombshell: She Has Not Had Sex In Three Years

VENICE BEACH - Cameron Diaz who recently starred with Tom Cruise in Knight and Day revealed quite a bombshell to a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine. Cameron said that she is not the middle aged sexpot that a lot of people think she is. Everyone...

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Funny story: Married Californian 'Gays" ordered to get divorced because they're not married!

Married Californian 'Gays" ordered to get divorced because they're not married!

All married Gay couples in California have been ordered to file for a divorce because they're not legally married! (what???) Tearful Homo's in Christopher Street, San Francisco, were observed weeping in their partners laps (usual position whilst h...

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Funny story: Californians Put Gay Marriage Back on the Ballot

Californians Put Gay Marriage Back on the Ballot

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Friends Against Gay Sex, Carpetmunching Relationships And Marriage (FAGSCRAM) announced today that they have acquired the necessary signatures on their petition to put the Gay-Marriage issue back on the ballot in November. Beca...

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Funny story: David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

David Archuleta and Demi Lovato Seen Sharing Some McNuggets At A Mickey D's In Pomona

POMONA, California - David Archuleta and Demi Lovato were recently seen at a McDonalds sharing an order or Chicken McNuggets. The two teen singing sensations were having a good time throwing the McNuggets into each others mouths. David did not mis...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...

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