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Funny story: CIA Agent Trailing Bin Laden Speaks Out

CIA Agent Trailing Bin Laden Speaks Out

Washington - Retired CIA agent Richard Franko, who was undercover in Afghanistan for five years trailing Osama Bin Laden, has revealed his frustrations with tracking the world's most wanted criminal in his new book, I Think I Saw Osama. "To begin...

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Funny story: CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

CIA Intercepts Classified Messages During Debate: Says Biden Hair Plugs are Hi Tech Micro Burst Receivers!

Langley, VA/ Spook News - Reports are emerging from CIA headquarters that VP Candidate Joe Biden was secretly being programmed with High Speed Micro Burst Transmissions from James Carville during his recent debate with Gov. Palin. The Senator, who...

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Funny story: CIA Nuts Propose Naval Aid and Free Trade with Columbia; Chavez Freaks!

CIA Nuts Propose Naval Aid and Free Trade with Columbia; Chavez Freaks!

Bogota,Columbia/ Rolling Stone - A pair of Former CIA operatives have proposed startling new programs to destabilize the Narco Dictatorship of Venezuelan's President Hugo Chavez. But Chavez, the UN, The Teamsters Union, and the Obama Economic Advis...

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Funny story: CIA psychopath advised Pentagon on torture denial

CIA psychopath advised Pentagon on torture denial

Washington AC/DC - (OMFG Mess): 'Torture is largely interrogation foreplay' was the official mantra of a top CIA lawyer advising Pentagon stooges on sucking up to rabid warmongering Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld the Senate Armed Services...

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Funny story: DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.

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Funny story: CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

CIA breaks up Al Qaeda crew, project delayed

Al Qaeda has gotten too careless in its choice of projects and planning recently, which may account for the lack of terrorist activity here, the CIA reported on Wednesday.

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Funny story: CIA Head of Satire: Bush's toxic Top Gun posse dogging rogue satellite

CIA Head of Satire: Bush's toxic Top Gun posse dogging rogue satellite

Washington AC/DC - (Psychotic Mess): "It ain't the rogue satellite's hydrazine that's the toxic mess so much," a Pentagon spokesman admitted today.

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Funny story: CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

CIA: Opus Dei bankrolling Scientology power hackers

Langley, West Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): Spooks at the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ of the CIA have said that rogue Scientology computer hackers have been bankrolled by Opus Dei to hack into power companies and blackmai...

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Funny story: Did CIA Agents "Water-Board the Heck" out of Detainees?

Did CIA Agents "Water-Board the Heck" out of Detainees?

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite facing a barrage from the liberal media of late, the Central Intelligence Agency remains adamant that two videotapes it destroyed in 2005 did not contain any evidence of agency operatives engaging in the torture of detainee...

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Funny story: Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

Dog that ate CIA videos punished with "extreme techniques"

The CIA has announced that Cerberus, the guard dog at the organization's archives unit in Langley, Virginia who ate the videos of terror suspect interrogations, has been punished and "will probably not destroy any more really important recor...

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Funny story: Clinton vote angers rivals

Clinton vote angers rivals

WASHINGTON, Oct. 12 - Presidential Candidate and White House hopeful Hillary Clinton (D - NY) has come under another round of attacks over her support of another Senate resolution.

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Funny story: Spying fruit flies developed

Spying fruit flies developed

Shortly after the University of Tokyo announced it had created remote-controlled cockroaches in 1997, the Hollywood blockbuster film "Fifth Element" depi...

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Funny story: CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

CIA and Vatican take on Wikipedia

Washington D.C. (The Lies) - Reports from our uber hacker nerds have stated that the CIA and the Vatican have, for the past five years, tried to take out the world's biggest encyclopedia, Wikipedia.

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Funny story: "Domestic surveillance affects standings" says Spoof! Contributor

"Domestic surveillance affects standings" says Spoof! Contributor

US and A (Operation Pencil Sharpener) - The National Security Agency, CIA and FBI are adding to point totals attributed to TheSpoof.com writers in the US, according to an inside source.

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Funny story: CIA and Conservative Movement Fade Away Latest Broadway Hit

CIA and Conservative Movement Fade Away Latest Broadway Hit

New york City (IP) - A Broadway hit has drawn a large audience and portrays mime actors in the role the national press who silently tell the story of political observers and scholars who study the CIA and political movements. Throughout the play acto...

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Funny story: Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

Muchi Hai upgrades to video brain implant

(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...

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Funny story: Infomercial dreams invading our sleep

Infomercial dreams invading our sleep

As so many people do, they fall asleep in front of the television. Some even choose to sleep with the boob tube on all night.

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