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Funny story: Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears celebrated her 28th birthday without drawing much attention. The former pop princess and pop-tart who was once the darling of the media and paparazzi has dropped out of the spotlight since her wild living and actions turned many peopl...

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Funny story: Britney: I Felt Michael Jackson's Cold Hands On My Butt!

Britney: I Felt Michael Jackson's Cold Hands On My Butt!

The death of Michael has affected a lot of family and friends but who knew what his death would mean to fragile singer, Britney Spears. According to The New York Tims, Britney stated that she had felt the cold dead hands on her usually naked botto...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Naked Circus Concert To Be Shown On The PlayGuy Channel

Britney Spears Naked Circus Concert To Be Shown On The PlayGuy Channel

LOS ANGELES - Representatives for Britney Spears have finally reached an agreement to show highlights from her Naked Circus Tour on cable's PlayGuy Channel. Lagarino Comstock spokesperson for the PlayGuy Channel said that his group has been in neg...

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Funny story: Britney Spears In Cult Film Remake?

Britney Spears In Cult Film Remake?

Once again rumors are making the rounds in Hollywood that there may be a remake of the 1965 cult classic, "Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!" and that once again, the title role would be offered to Britney Spears, but only AFTER a tryout. The same rumo...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Changes Name To Pillow

Britney Spears Changes Name To Pillow

Singer Britney Spears has officially changed her name to pillow, her last name, that is. "I've decided having a weapon for a last name in not right", stated Ms. Sp...Pillow. "There is too much violence in the world for that. I want to be an even m...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Buys A Nudist Resort

Britney Spears Buys A Nudist Resort

PETALUMA, California - The little blonde rich girl Britney Spears has just announced that she has finally achieved her life-long dream. She has just signed the papers and is now the full and complete owner of her very own nudist resort. Ms. Spears...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Britney Spears Lies Low After Aussie Mime Jibes

Following widespread condemnation and walk-outs by Aussie audiences during her 'Circus' tour because she was miming and that big-screens malfunctioned, Britney Spears has gone into hiding in tha hope that the clamour will eventually tail off. Spea...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Planning For Next Breakdown After Aussie Disaster

Britney Spears Planning For Next Breakdown After Aussie Disaster

Britney Spears says she may as well face it and get it over with as she plans to go with the flo and go ahead and get her next breakdown over with. "It's like that old song by the Stones, here come #19!" Apparently really down after her latest...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Launches A "Flamin' Stinker" Down Under

Britney Spears Launches A "Flamin' Stinker" Down Under

Many Aussie fans and even some politicians were left upset and unimpressed by Britney Spears lip-synthing and want their money refunded. "She doesn't even sing. Just shows her tits! The old lady could do that!", stated one disgruntled fan who walk...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Lip Syncs - Hundreds of Angry Fans Walk Out!

Britney Spears Lip Syncs - Hundreds of Angry Fans Walk Out!

PERTH, Australia - Britney Spears Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has hit some pretty rough waters. The house lights came down, the stage lights went on, and the Louisiana lass came prancing out dressed up as a kangaroo complete with an obligator...

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Funny story: Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

Britney Spears And Levi Johnston To Star In "Romeo and Juliet - The Nude Musical"

PENSACOLA, Florida - Britney Spears in town on her Naked At The Circus Concert Tour has just announced that she will be making a movie after her present tour concludes. The 27-year-old Spears said that she will begin filming Romeo and Juliet - The...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Accuses 16-Year-Old Of Abusing Her

Britney Spears Accuses 16-Year-Old Of Abusing Her

Mad as a hornet, Britney Spears apparently sent police officers to an apartment complex in Queens and told them that an unnamed 16-year-old Harold Shelby had been abusing her every night this past week. After awakening the lad, his father and mot...

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Funny story: John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

Irish Eraserhead haired John and Edward Grimes caused consternation among Saturday night TV watching sad people when they appeared wearing bizarre red PVC suits and singing Britney Spears' 'Oops I Did It Again.' With a slightly bizarre dance rout...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Pissed Over Bookings Outrage!

Britney Spears Pissed Over Bookings Outrage!

"I don't know what that one idiot agent I had was smoking or huffing but he's never working in show business again. I am suing him, he'll be on welfare for the rest of his days!" A very angry Britney Spears wasn't holding anything back after a hug...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Britney Spears Arrested For Terrorism At Airport

Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan. Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called an attorney. An insider at the...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Furious At The "So You Think You Can Dance" Vagina Girl

Britney Spears Furious At The "So You Think You Can Dance" Vagina Girl

MALIBU BEACH - Britney Spears, well-known singer, dancer, actress, and infamous "VVF"* is reportedly highly upset that someone has stolen her Tuna Town thunder. Spears who is almost as famous for her well-manicured hoo-ha as she is for her well-tu...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

Britney Spears Ran Off The Stage

With her Circus and Vampire Tour going great, no one in the crowd expected that the star of the show would be ran off the stage by a fire-breathing Japanese man in the audience, who would chase her off the stage, but with Britney it was probably a fa...

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