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Funny story: World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

World Series Halted - Giants and Rangers Given The Boot- Red Sox And Yankees Put In

The National Baseball Commission pulled the plug on the 2010 World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Texas Rangers today due to severe loss of revenue. The surprise triumph of the Rangers and the Giants in their divisions this season as...

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Funny story: Rose Bares It All

Rose Bares It All

Baseball's hits king told us in an interview Tuesday that it's taken him a long time to realize that Giamatti wanted him to "'fess up and take responsibility" for his actions after he got a lifetime ban for gambling. He freely admitted to gamblin...

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Funny story: Joe Girardi hires psychic to channel Billy Martin

Joe Girardi hires psychic to channel Billy Martin

A self described "psychic concierge" name Madam Zorba, claims that Yankee skipper Joe Girardi has hired her to channel the spirit of Billy Martin. "Normally, I don't discuss the work I do for clients, but I'm a Red Sox fan, so in this case I'll m...

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Funny story: Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Jorge Posada: I just didn't realize man

Jorge Posada, catcher for the New York Yankees, admitted in a recent interview that he automatically reaches and scratches his crotch without even realizing it. "I have been a catcher all of my career, and all of that getting up and down, behind the...

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Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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Funny story: Staten Island Saints Black Smash Cheesequake Mini-Dolphins in Gayest Name For Softball Team Doubleheader

Staten Island Saints Black Smash Cheesequake Mini-Dolphins in Gayest Name For Softball Team Doubleheader

KEYPORT, N.J. - The Staten Island Saints Black swept the Wall Fusion 11-7 and 11-9 in an All Shore Fall League Gayest Named Softball Team Super Olympics And then, the Staten Island Saints 10s swept an All Shore League doubleheader with 10-2 and...

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Funny story: Ines Sainz Fidel Castro Congratulate Chapman on Fastest Pitch Ever

Ines Sainz Fidel Castro Congratulate Chapman on Fastest Pitch Ever

Praise poured in from across the globe today for 22 year old Cincinatti Reds pitcher Aroldis Chapman for throwing the fastest pitch ever, a 105 mph slider. Ines Sainz interviewed Aroldis Chapman after the game for Azteca TV in the Reds shower and she...

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Funny story: Sports Team Incorrectly Attributes Win to Heart and Determination

Sports Team Incorrectly Attributes Win to Heart and Determination

CLEVELAND, OHIO - The Ohio Sharks yesterday won their eleventh straight game with a devastating display of skill and strength against the visiting Alaska Salmons. Forward Andre Wendle was the standout as he fought through a committed defence to score...

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Funny story: Gay Cuban Catcher Called Up to the Mets

Gay Cuban Catcher Called Up to the Mets

Enrico Sanchez, openly gay but proficient catcher in the Mets minor league system, was called up to New York this past weekend in an attempt to fill the hitting void behind the bag, as it were. Quietly defecting from Cuba in a rubber inner tube s...

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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Hog Jaw, Arkansas Lights Cause Major Frights

Locals in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have witnessed strange lights in the night sky this Tuesday last. Cletus Albright, forester, told us "well, I guess I shooda taken a picyture wit' ma telephone, but Mary-Lou was yakkin' to her momma, and wouldn't let m...

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Funny story: New York Mets Popular Among Groups

New York Mets Popular Among Groups

Even as the New York Mets are having a disappointing season, there are groups that are have become bigger fans of the team. Molly Irvane, founder of the group Masochists of Madison in Madison, Wisconsin, said, "No sports team better exemplifies wh...

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Funny story: Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

Frustrated Lou Piniella grabs beer, activates emergency slide in dugout

SAN FRANCISCO, CA-Following an 8-7 loss to the San Francisco Giants, their 67th of the season, Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella "snapped" according to witnesses. Piniella cursed out the Cubs organization on the P.A. system before grabbing a case...

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Funny story: Curt Shilling to Dem Senator Who Questioned 2004 "Bloody Sock" Win: I Can Tell You for Sure it Wasn't Ketchup!"

Curt Shilling to Dem Senator Who Questioned 2004 "Bloody Sock" Win: I Can Tell You for Sure it Wasn't Ketchup!"

Boston Red Sox hero Curt Shilling was the victim again of misinformed Democratic politicians as a former US Rhode Island Senator now running for Governor questioned Shillings famous "Bloody Sock" victory in 2004 while slamming RI for granting a loa...

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Funny story: No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

No Vuvuzelas Responsible for Buzzing at Marlins' Baseball Game

Miami, FL - Viewers tuning in Saturday to see the baseball game between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals may have thought they were hearing the familiar sound of vuvuzelas as a distinct buzzing sound seemed to permeate the air. On...

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Funny story: Hell Hath a New Underboss: George Steinbrenner Dies

Hell Hath a New Underboss: George Steinbrenner Dies

Contrary to all indications, Yankees owner George Steinbrenner does have a heart, which was proven today when it exploded like a hand-grenade in his chest, killing the 80 year-old. A representative for the Steinbrenner family has released a statem...

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Funny story: George Steinbrenner Names Billy Martin as Manager of Team Made in Heaven

George Steinbrenner Names Billy Martin as Manager of Team Made in Heaven

George Steinbrenner, contentious owner of the New York Yankees baseball team, was back arguing with Billy Martin, the manger he loved to hate, in heaven today. Steinbrenner's late arrival at the pearly gates was announced by Bob Sheppard, 99, lon...

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Funny story: A Pitcher Paints a Thousand Words

A Pitcher Paints a Thousand Words

The local art community has gone wild - but enough about the outbreak of Mad Cow Disease at the local art gallery. Today, the community has been stunned by the talents of local Grimwich Town baseball player Kevin Arsepipe, who learned to write us...

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