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Funny story: Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu Solution To Financial Crisis

Swine Flu is being welcomed as the perfect remedy for the global financial crisis. Sir Keith Williams, of financial services company Takezone PLC, explains how a flu pandemic could address the underlying factors that triggered the credit crunch an...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Hosts "Who's America's Next Superman?"

Tyra Banks Hosts "Who's America's Next Superman?"

Tyra Banks and her crew have been visiting Metropolis, Illinois and the Superman Museum to do film footage for her upcoming reality show, "Who's America's Next Superman?". Banks stated that she and her crew had a great time, especially the females.

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Funny story: London Banks Hit By Kamikaze Plane Attacks

London Banks Hit By Kamikaze Plane Attacks

London's banks were braced for another round of Kamikaze plane attacks today as bankers sought new ways to negotiate large bonuses. Arselicker Darling condemned the 'Kamikaze' bankers today. "These chaps are out of order. Don't they know that ther...

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Funny story: No 10 battens down the hatches as crazed ABN Amro banker 'vanishes with AK-47s'

No 10 battens down the hatches as crazed ABN Amro banker 'vanishes with AK-47s'

London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has been moved to a secure, padded-wall facility following reports that mad-as-hell ABN Amro banker Huibert Boumeester has escaped from his high-tech Canary Wharf (B)lair, armed with a cache of loaded...

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Funny story: Global recession - All A Mistake

Global recession - All A Mistake

World Bank boss Robert Zoellick called a press conference this morning. The gathering of financial journalists from around the world was astonished to hear him announce that the global recession happened because of a simple mistake. He went on...

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Funny story: Mounds Of Extras To Be Had At Scottish Bank

Mounds Of Extras To Be Had At Scottish Bank

Following on from a BBC expose and a Westminster Debate, bankers are leaving their jobs on mass and applying for a job at a well known Scottish ex Bank. There are reports of queues outside the Edinburgh Head Office as over 1000 bankers apply for a jo...

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Funny story: Rich Bankers At Risk

Rich Bankers At Risk

Rich bankers were today warned that their excessive lifestyles could be putting their lives at risk, following the fatal shooting, with a gun, of a rich French banker. The banker, who cannot be named, even though the case has been described in det...

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Funny story: Brown claims the top job

Brown claims the top job

It has emerged today that Gordon Brown bribed Tony Blair to leave office and claimed the amount back on expenses. The claim for £40,000 was requested in cash on 1st May 2007, payable in used tenners to Gordon himself. A parliamentary spokesperson...

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Funny story: Bank chiefs in expenses row

Bank chiefs in expenses row

After recent media hysteria over MPs expenses, it is now the bank bosses' turn to be exposed. The Daily Dredge has released details of all bank chiefs' expenses over the past year. Shockingly it shows a culture of businessmen willing to blatantly...

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Funny story: Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Bankers could be extinct within 10 years - unless we act NOW

Wall Street, New York - Bankers could be extinct by 2020 - that's the startling prediction one top economist, Peter Dollar-Pound, has made. "We have to do something now!" claimed Mr Dollar-Pound "We can't just sit around doing nothing! If we don...

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Funny story: Vince Cable starts his own Bank

Vince Cable starts his own Bank

Liberal Democrat MP for Twickenham, Vince Cable has announced today that he intends to launch his own bank in the next few days. The MP who is widely acknowledged as having been a voice of reason through the emergence of the credit crunch describe...

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Funny story: Citibank release "ambiguous" Q1 earnings

Citibank release "ambiguous" Q1 earnings

Suprise hit the banking community today as Citibank released their 2009 Q1 earnings summary. Widely hailed by banking experts as being a likely barometer as to whether the economy is recovering, it appears the focus and widespread scrutiny of the...

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Funny story: 17 Signs Your Bank May Be In Trouble

17 Signs Your Bank May Be In Trouble

17. You walk by and notice that the other side of the "Closed" sign also says "Closed". 16. Photograph of Bank Founder on the wall that of Milburn Drysdale. 15. Sign by coffee says Free Coffee, (Foam cups $1 each) 14. Your free set of Matlock Episodes for opening a new account of $1,000 or more are on copied WalMart discs. 13. FDIC stands for "Food, Drink In Cooler", have a coke. 12...

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Funny story: Bankers need a hug

Bankers need a hug

"Bankers need a hug" claim the civil libertarian group Civo Livo. "It's not fair the way people have been treating them, like they are criminals - and even if they were criminals they would still need a hug." Civo Livo also claims bankers human rights are being abused by the media and anti-globilisation groups. "What's this piggy banker business? Are people say bankers are pink, have snouts an...

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Funny story: Secret G20 meeting exposed: China screwed to the wallboard

Secret G20 meeting exposed: China screwed to the wallboard

LONDON, England - The Queen reports that secret meetings held between China, England and the United States can now be made public, since "everybody knows about it anyway", as she told me. The toxic assets that caused the world economic crises are...

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Funny story: Bankers Told To Adopt 'Family Values' By PM

Bankers Told To Adopt 'Family Values' By PM

Bankers should adopt "family values" in the way they work, according to Gordon Brown. In a speech to faith and charity leaders at St Paul's Cathedral, the PM said that he expected bankers to behave wth the highest moral standards, and cited Home S...

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Funny story: Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...

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