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Funny story: Parents Test Kids' Genes for Hidden Talents

Parents Test Kids' Genes for Hidden Talents

Parents eager and desperate to be proud of something about themselves are searching their kiddies' chromosomes to find some discrete segment that will say their child will be extraordinary. Single mom, Anastasia Remonstratid paid $200 to have...

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Funny story: Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

Republican Platform Calls for Fetal Right to Vote

In a brilliant political maneuver, the GOP has found a clever way to empower one of their largest constituencies and gain more votes. Fetuses prefer the Party of No Choice 10 to 1. Ultra-sound studies from the labs of mad scientist Dr James Dobso...

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Funny story: AC/DC dilemma of two-headed demi god baby

AC/DC dilemma of two-headed demi god baby

Dhaka, Bangladesh - (Inbreeding Mess): Will one half of him be gay and the other straight? That is the dilemma flummoxing doctors at the Bang Galore Maternity Unit in Keshobpur after a baby boy was born with two heads but only one set of all other...

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Funny story: Love to Love You Baby

Love to Love You Baby

The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.

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Funny story: Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

Queen Upset Philip in His Cups Again

London - Buckingham Palace officials report that the Queen is cross with Prince Philip for falling off the wagon after promising to be "a very good boy, cross-my-heart-hope-to-die."...

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Funny story: Woman Gives Birth To Baby That Looks and Acts Just Like Winston Churchill

Woman Gives Birth To Baby That Looks and Acts Just Like Winston Churchill

A pregnant Missouri woman has given birth to a baby child that looks identical to WWII British Prime Minister Winston Churchill. The boy, coincidentally named Winston, was born at the local hospital four nights ago -...

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Funny story: Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Diet Affects Baby's Gender

Researchers at U. of Oxford & U. of Exeter have compiled evidence that the quality of womens' diets around the time of conception is statistically significant in determining the resulting children's gender. Well-fed females tend to bear more...

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Funny story: Voldermort' Baby

Voldermort' Baby

Outside the skies are blue and the trees are in full blossom, but in Diagon Alley family planning clinic an anxious Voldermort is sat in the waiting room.

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Funny story: Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Dear Kent Pete: Am I having God's baby?

Victoria from Lewisham writes,...

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Funny story: Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Buster and the Baby angel, chapter 20

Dearer reader, Because we have been away from each other for so long (Abcess makes the hard on grow harder) I cannot help but hurt from wonder if you recall the previous 19 chapters of the gross buster and the coup de grass baby angel. Will it be worth your precious time to plumb the dark depths of this sequel . . . or will you just join us in Chapter 20 and say the Buster Fuckhead (see Ch 1) with...

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Funny story: Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul's sperm

The entertainment world was shocked to hear that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant and now it turns out that they are to be shocked once again with the startling revelation that her sister Britney secretly impregnated her

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Funny story: Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.

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Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

16 year old Zooey 101 'actress', Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant, but that is the least of her worries.

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Funny story: Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Over confident, state lunatic Britney Spears, while on vacation in London, dropped her load upon the road when she realized she had forgot her baby on an airline flight.

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Funny story: Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

Gift Wrapping Tips for Men

It is very important to know how to give gifts properly. Someone told me to look at the biblical account (Matthew's gospel to be precise) to find out how the very first Christmas went; when the Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus; "they presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."...

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Funny story: Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

Shakespeare bus driver insults patron

It's a cloudy day in London and traffic is heavy. A woman is about to board a famed British bus on her way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk for her baby.

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