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Funny story: Trump's Second Day in Office

Trump's Second Day in Office

need to impeach Justice Sotomayor because shes mex and cannot be impartial in ruling on my immigration plan. #POTUSTRUMP [Senator Mitch McConnell, former senate majority leader, and Representative Paul Ryan, former speaker of the house, address reporters at a press conference:] ". . . and so I condemn the suggestion in the President's tweet that Justice Sotomayor should recuse herself from r...

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Funny story: Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

Would You Buy a Car From This Nominee?

"Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, you can call me Bernie. So, I've got several models here that might interest you, but first, tell me what you can afford. Thirteen thousand dollars? For a new car? I don't think so. A new all-electric vehicle would cost a lot more than that. I have a used Prius on the lot and I think I can talk my manager down to letting it go for thirteen five. But you gotta be careful wi...

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Funny story: Trump's First Day in Office

Trump's First Day in Office

[President Trump, speaking at a press conference in the White House Rose Garden:] ". . . at this very moment, I'm signing an executive order - where's that pen, anyone got a pen? - assigning the construction of the wall on our southern border to Lo Fat Construction Co. of Taiwan." [A reporter from CNN:] "Why is the work going to a foreign construction company instead of one here at home?"...

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Funny story: Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Sales of Antidepressants Skyrocket, as Clinton, Trump lock up Presidential Nominations

Hillary Clinton has just locked up the democratic nomination for president this fall, making it official that Americans will be forced to chose between electing her or Donald Trump as our next President. Antidepressant sales have soared over 1000% in...

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Funny story: Hillary super delegates hold news conference to dangle Mr. Butter Smooth

Hillary super delegates hold news conference to dangle Mr. Butter Smooth

Hillary Clinton's recent victories put her at 2,184 delegates, 198 short of the required 2,382 to win the nomination. Sanders has 1,804 at 578 short. That Clinton has "won the nomination" depends on the votes of her additional 571 super delegat...

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Funny story: After Losing the News Cycle for Three Days to Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump Declares Himself Dead

After Losing the News Cycle for Three Days to Muhammad Ali, Donald Trump Declares Himself Dead

Washington, D. C.--Donald Trump, after watching the news cycle focus on the death of Muhammad Ali for the last three days, today declared to Jake Tapper, on "State of the Nation," that he was dead. Said the bloviating billionaire to Tapper: "Yeah,...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens New Season of Apprentice if Not Elected

Trump Threatens New Season of Apprentice if Not Elected

Donald Trump made another bold statement the other day that sent shivers down the spine of many Americans. Trump held a press conference yesterday at the grand opening of the first Trump pancake house, IHOT, otherwise known as the International House...

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Funny story: Donald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law

Donald Trump a Person of Interest in the Sudden Death of Godwin's Law

New York, NY--Godwin's Law, the adage that when one resorts in a debate to a comparison to Hitler or to Nazism, one has lost the argument, was found dead on Friday of last week, crumpled up near one of the loading docks at the back of Trump Tower...

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Funny story: Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Mr. Trump's award from Washington's prestigious IDD (Institute for Distortion and Delusion) comes as no surprise for this year. Mr. Trump easily carried the vote for The Most Popular Political Circus Award, with outstanding merit for sedulously ba...

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Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Hillary Clinton threatens to use nuclear force if not elected president

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is willing to do what ever it takes to be elected president this time around. A member of Clinton's campaign staff, who asked not to be named, for fear of being murdered in his sleep by Hillary said that she...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation...

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Funny story: Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Sanders' solution to super delegates: kryptonite

Burlington, Vermont - - "Are the super delegates stacking the deck in my opponent's favor? Yes definitely. Do the super delegates have a weakness like Superman? I should say so. Am I going to do something about it? Most definitely. "That's why I'm...

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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...

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Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...

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Funny story: Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

Senate on Suicide Watch as Cruz is set to Return

The rate of depression among Senators is expected to skyrocket following the news that Ted Cruz will return to the Senate after his failed presidential campaign. Authorities are very concerned that members of the Senate may take drastic measures...

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Funny story: Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.

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