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Funny story: Santorum opposes abortion even in cases of alien abduction

Santorum opposes abortion even in cases of alien abduction

HARRISBURG, PA - GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum further dug a hole for himself this week after telling reporters that he opposes terminating a pregnancy even if an alien impregnated a woman. Asked what he would say if his own daughter ap...

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Funny story: Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

Republicans To Ban Educated Candidates

In a move guaranteed to delight the liberal left, the GOP is to ban anyone with an education from entering future races to win the Republican presidential nomination. The decision has been welcomed by factions on the hard right and within the loos...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed

WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v...

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Funny story: Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

Win by Newt Gingrich Strikes Fear into Secret DC Guild

WASHINGTON, DC - For many years, the throne of power in the US Capitol City has been chosen by "The Establishment." In 1910, this secret guild was nameless and met on Jekyll Island for a "duck hunt" which led to the creation of the Federal Reserve Ba...

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Funny story: Gingrich romps in South Carolina, plans to romp with young, sexy aide to celebrate

Gingrich romps in South Carolina, plans to romp with young, sexy aide to celebrate

CHARLESTOWN, Sc. - Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich pulled out a successful showing in South Carolina's primary, beating out Mitt Romney and leaving Rick Santorum in the dust. Insiders feel that the time is ripe for the 68-year-old...

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Funny story: Balotelli plans to nutmeg Obama

Balotelli plans to nutmeg Obama

Mario Balotelli revealed today that he plans to run as an independent for the office of the President of the United States of America in 2012. Balotelli is famed for typically bizarre behaviour, but our sources indicate that even Paul Gascoigne was s...

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Funny story: It's Official: Romney a Robot

It's Official: Romney a Robot

Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...

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Funny story: Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Someone Famous Is Coming Out Of The Closet

Somewhere inside a Washington Super Pac think tank: Three suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. "So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential election." stated the man in the gray suit. "We'll make sure that the other candidates fall by...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

The Reason Why Late Night Talk Show Hosts David Letterman and Jay Leno Do Not Like Mitt Romney

BURBANK - Mitt Romney is clearly the GOP presidential frontrunner as he has just won the New Hampshire Primary and according to Las Vegas oddsmakers is a 3 to 1 choice to win the South Carolina Primary. But as happy as Romney and his team of campa...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney...or Mitrokhin??

Mitt Romney...or Mitrokhin??

London - Espionage has never been so attractive since the author of the famous KGB dodgy dossier The Mitrokhin Archive: The KGB in Europe and the West 'fooled' the West with his definitive directory of Russian spooks. Colonel Vasili Nikitich Mitro...

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Funny story: Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock

Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...

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Funny story: Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Gingrich to Stump for Hair Care Products after Primary Defeat

Still stinging from the lack of support by the broader Republican caucus and the American people, Newt Gingrich will attempt to reinvent himself, again, as a spokesman for 'Just for Men' hair coloring products. 68 years old, white haired and marri...

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Funny story: US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election

US Media Declares Obama Winner of 2012 Election

NEW YORK - Liberal Media outlets in the US have proudly proclaimed Obama's victory in the 2012 Presidential Election. Attorney General Eric Holder quickly certified the voting results and congratulated President Obama on his "Landslide Victory." R...

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Funny story: Recycled Republicans

Recycled Republicans

SCENARIO- A secret laboratory deep underground beneath the American Heritage Think Tank And Karaoke Lounge in Washington. It is a room filled with strange scientific paraphernalia- tubes transporting strangely colored liquids run here and there connecting into buzzing machines. Varied colored indicator lights flicker on and off. All of these things seem to center upon a mysterious, human-shaped ch...

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Funny story: Number of jackasses drops by 100% after caucuses

Number of jackasses drops by 100% after caucuses

Iowa--The number of jackasses in Iowa dropped 100% after the caucuses were held on Tuesday. Leaving the state pretty jackass free. "I was really getting sick of see Newt Gingrich in my favorite dinner. That lard ass was always eating the last pie...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!

Michele Bachmann quits presidential race because she has no time for her botox injections!

US presidential candidate for the Republican party, Michele Bachmann, has announced she is pulling out of the race, but not because she had a bum result in Des Moines, Iowa. She's pulling out because she fears the presidential race is too intensive a...

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Funny story: Catholic Conservative Group Asks Politicians To Stop Using the Word "Caucus" - Suggests Using "Hum-Hum Assembly" Or "Thingy-Group"

Catholic Conservative Group Asks Politicians To Stop Using the Word "Caucus" - Suggests Using "Hum-Hum Assembly" Or "Thingy-Group"

Washington DC - A conservative Catholic group known as "Parishioners Eliminating Naughty Insinuation Society", or "PENIS," demanded today that politicians stop using the word "caucus" for what they call "obvious reasons." "People are always trying...

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