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Funny story: Sales of fake voices exceed those of cinema admissions

Sales of fake voices exceed those of cinema admissions

Spiderman 3 and Transformers may have packed them in at the box-office but movie earnings fall way behind those of fake voices.

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Funny story: New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

New "Best Retard" to be awarded at Academy Awards Show

Next year's Academy Awards ceremony will see the handing out of a new award for "Best Retard".

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Funny story: Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...

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Funny story: United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name...

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Funny story: Peru Attacked by Pluto

Peru Attacked by Pluto

Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - Astronomy professor and noxious meteorite scientist specialist, Dr. Povenmire Finootch has been warning the Earth for months that the planet Pluto posed a terroristic threat to Earthlings. The planet had become extremely angr...

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Funny story: Cheney Says Nuclear Strike Against Iran is Necessary

Cheney Says Nuclear Strike Against Iran is Necessary

Vice President Dick Cheney said the nation must prepare for an inevitable nuclear strike against Iran. He said that if we do not strike soon, the Iranians will succeed in building nuclear weapons, which they might use in self-defense, in order to k...

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Funny story: Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

Hyperinflation is Good for America Says Ben Bernanke

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The chief of the Federal Reserve says "hyperinflation is good for America" in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Star turn diversion for woebegon Kate?

Star turn diversion for woebegon Kate?

In the latest sensational revelation from tireless Portuguese media, reports emerged today that Kate McCann is near closing a deal to play Roxie Hart in Chicago during an 8-week run at The Cambridge Theatre.

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Funny story: Judge Speeding Toward McCann Decision

Judge Speeding Toward McCann Decision

Portuguese sources today dismissed reports that it will take weeks for the instructive judge in the case to read the massive dossier submitted to him in the Madeleine McCann matter.

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Funny story: Rev. Lennox Yearwood Arrested By Capitol Police

Rev. Lennox Yearwood Arrested By Capitol Police

American peace activist Rev. Lennox Yearwood was arrested and tackled by Capitol Police for attending Gen. David Petraeus' hearing on the Iraq War. He was pulled to the side by police officers who saw a pin saying "I Love The Iraqi People&qu...

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Funny story: Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Ontario Premier Applauds HPV Vaccine, 'Anti-Slut' Vaccine In Works

Crosby, Ontario - Today marked another day of accolades as Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty addressed an assembled crowd at the International Plowing Match in Crosby Ontario as part of his electoral campaign efforts. The crowd hushed as Prem...

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Funny story: Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Bonkers celebrity bitch, Lindsey Lohan has been busy lately training sheep how to tapdance for a new POX show.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

Paris Hilton swaps vagina for penis

"Socialite" Paris Hilton is to undergo a sex change operation at an exclusive Beverly Hills clinic later today, announced her press agent Conny Lingus.

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer Arrested For Predicting Future

TheSpoof.com Writer Arrested For Predicting Future

Las Vegas, New England, Peru (IP) - A writer from TheSpoof.com was arrested for predicting the future without a permit.

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - A meteorite landed in Peru and noxious odors emitted by the meteorite made villagers and police feel ill. Peruvian authorities called in specialists to examine the space debris.

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Funny story: Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilites

Light Shed On Nuclear Capabilites

Brussels (Roast Dinner) - At the grand summit of the Society To Understand Potentially Ingenious, Dangerous, Catastrophic Uraniuam Nuclear Tests (STUPIDCUNTS) the worlds greatest scientists and world leaders finally met to give away all their secrets...

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Funny story: Crocodile Rock!

Crocodile Rock!

Northern Rock are going to be bailed out - by Elton John! In an eleventh hour last-ditch shock development, the Queen of Pop has agreed to not let the sun go down on the troubled mortgage giant.

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