(New York) - Islamic fundamentalist trouble maker and Iran president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, today announced he is accepting an invitation to become a full time professor at New York's Columbia University.
The National Viewers Association declared that the BBC evening news at 10 o'clock was a blight on the evening entertainment schedules of the BBC's flagship channel.
Washington (IP) - George Bush, who is the head of the American Bushstapo, vetoed the bill that would have funded poor children's insurance.
The World Cup is over for the England Women's football team after they were 'licked' by the USA today in China.
In what is being called 'Final Societal Breakdown' or F.S.B. by social commentators, violent teenage gang members throughout America are beginning to demand expensive Psychoanalysis from top shrinks, sometimes even making their demands at gun...
New Cleaverland - It was a sunny day in a New York's Central Park yesterday and peaceful. Oh yes there was the occasional mugging and purse snatching and dope deals, but largely everyone was minding their own business.
This week: Man discovered who has no Knowledge of 'American Idol'; Blog started about Blog; Firm advertises for "Soulless Idiot"; Washington Think Tank thinks it's irrelevant; Study shows more people are stupid; and New reality...
The Latino Organization, L.A.T.A. (Latinos Americanos Todos Avanzando), has raised their voices in protest to the reduction of C...
Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists lowered into the giant meteor crater in Peru have issued a detailed report designed to help the lay public get a bird's eye view of exactly what the meteorite looks like in their mind' eye.
Mount Polamar, California (IP) - Astronomers on this scientific campus have made direct optical observations of the outer planets engaged in the curious act of looking through a hole in the fence located at the outer edge of the solar system.
Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.
HOLLYWOOD, CALIF.-Superstar rocker Kid Rock says he is in the process of changing his name after an embarrassing incident with nemesis musician Tommy Lee. The two have been at each others' throats both figuratively and literally since a recent f...
Barclays Bank is the latest financial institution to suffer massive share price losses after a fresh mix-up involving the Northern Rock bank.
There you have it. The most successful manager in Chelsea's history gets the chop, the next victim in the Kings Road version of "my egos bigger than yours."...
"Murder She Wrote" actress and jailed killer Angela Lansbury has been unveiling the roster of new acts she has signed to her "Crack Bitch" label.
It seems Tom Cruise and John Travolta may have have switched from one cult to another equally bonkers one.
The Chinese Communist Party, noted for it's charitable works and general kindness, has staged a multicultural belly dancing festival along the streets of Bel Air.
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