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Funny story: Saudi Arabia - "Honesty Is The Best Policy"

Saudi Arabia - "Honesty Is The Best Policy"

Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor produced a shock today, when he admitted, through a media announcement, that the murder of journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was "premeditated". Speaking through the broadcaster, al-Ekhbariya, the prosecutor also confir...

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Funny story: Khashoggi Murder: Crown Prince Confirms Punishment of "Culprits"

Khashoggi Murder: Crown Prince Confirms Punishment of "Culprits"

The Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, has confirmed that he is to punish all eighteen "culprits" responsible for the murder of writer Jamal Khashoggi in Turkey, and that arrangements have been made for their public beheadings on Friday, as is...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman denounces heinous crime plus full investigation of himself to find “justice”

Mohammed bin Salman denounces heinous crime plus full investigation of himself to find “justice”

Breaking: Today Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has declared what happened to Jamal Khashoggi a “heinous crime” followed by “justice will prevail.” Yesterday he met with Khashoggi’s son Salah and shook hands warmly with an “all is...

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Funny story: Trump Wins $1.6bn Mega Millions Jackpot as Ticket Holders Cry Foul

Trump Wins $1.6bn Mega Millions Jackpot as Ticket Holders Cry Foul

A lottery ticket holder has scooped the largest jackpot in US history, and it just so happens that the "mystery winner" is none other than US "President" Donald J. Trump. Mega Millions Group director, Gordon Mendacious, said, "The moment we've be...

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Funny story: The Saudis: Who The F**k Do They Think They Are?

The Saudis: Who The F**k Do They Think They Are?

Three weeks is a long time in the news, and things happen, things change. Saudi Arabia has changed its mind several times during the last three weeks about the last moments of the life of Mr Jamal Khashoggi, the writer and critic of the Saudi regime who entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, never to emerge again. Not alive, anyway. The first outrageous claim the Saudi authoritie...

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Funny story: Witches Spell On Kavanaugh Proof Of Witch Hunt Says Trump

Witches Spell On Kavanaugh Proof Of Witch Hunt Says Trump

Donald Trump has reiterated his use of the term "witch-hunt" after actual witches placed a spell on Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Having had the same thing happen to himself last year, the President appeared even more emboldened than usual...

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Funny story: Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Khashoggi Tripped And Fell, Say Saudi Arabian Liars

Saudi Arabia has admitted, at last, that Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post contributor, did indeed 'encounter problems' in their consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, but it wasn't what it looks like, honest. Mr Khashoggi entered the consulate, b...

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Funny story: Showdown at The Bonesaw Corral: Saudi Arabia reveals what happened

Showdown at The Bonesaw Corral: Saudi Arabia reveals what happened

On Friday evening Saudi Arabia finally set the record straight on what happened October 2 in the Istanbul Consulate. Previous explanations were not lies. They were "impressions" that had not been properly rinsed and dried. Laundering official...

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Funny story: Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...

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Funny story: President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

President Trump To Go To Saudi Arabia To Sort Things Out

US President Donald Trump, has told senior members of the Republican administration he is to go to Saudi Arabia to personally deal with the investigation into the disappearance of the Washington Post journalist, Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Trump, who doe...

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Funny story: Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

Saudi Crown Prince "Is A Naughty Boy" King Salman Announces

A spokesman for King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudi Arabia revealed today that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is currently confined to his bedroom and has had his pocket money stopped while the disappearance of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashog...

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Funny story: President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

President Trump To Join Greg Gianforte's Gym

MISSOULA, MON. Out on the campaign trail once more, US President, Donald Trump, said he had "nothing but praise" for Republican candidate, Greg Gianforte, who, last year, assaulted a journalist. Gianforte was bothered enough by the Guardian report...

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Funny story: NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

Hannibal Lecter Seen Exiting Saudi Embassy With New Lampshade

BILLINGSGATE POST: A newly-released video showing forensic psychiatrist and taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, carrying a lampshade out of the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul was released this morning as part of the probe into the disappearance of journa...

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Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Has Eaten Jamal Khashoggi

Mohammed bin Salman Has Eaten Jamal Khashoggi

Mohammed bin Salman, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, whose full and extraordinary name is Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Said, has eaten Jamal Khashoggi, it has been claimed. The Prince, 33, had been extremely vague about the whereabouts o...

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Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Turns Up Safe And Well

Jamal Khashoggi Turns Up Safe And Well

The threat of a diplomatic showdown over the 'murder' of Saudi Arabian journalist, Jamal Khashoggi disappeared this morning, when the Washington Post contributor turned up safe and well. Mr Khashoggi had not been seen since he entered the Saudi Ar...

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Funny story: Xi Jinping and Kim jong-un pledge to make America Grate Again.

Xi Jinping and Kim jong-un pledge to make America Grate Again.

At a tripartite summit in Honolulu, American President Donald Trump played host to Chinese President Xi Jinping and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un. Welcoming both leaders to the two-day summit, Mr Trump said it was an honour to have the summ...

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