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Funny story: Northern Rock claims latest victim

Northern Rock claims latest victim

A new Chinese fast food service with outlets in Grimsby, Sunderland and Holmfirth is the latest victim of the recent media attention given to bank money-lending and has been forced to change its name to avoid confusion amongst potential investors.

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Funny story: Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

Alan Greenspan's Wife Is A Hottie!

(Washington) - Former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, 81-year-old Alan Greenspan, has wed Andrea Mitchell, a former NBC news correspondent.

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Funny story: Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Asteroid Used to Create Earth Ring Like Saturn's

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Scientists, the military, and artists combined their forces to create an eclectic group which created a ring around the Earth for scientific and aesthetic purposes.

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Funny story: Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Boy Scouts Lost Survive on Roasted Bear

Waynesville, North Carolina (IP) - A troop of a dozen Boy Scouts and their three leaders were found to be in safe condition this morning by rescue parties. They had strayed off of the main trail and decided to spend the night camping rather than try...

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Funny story: Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.

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Funny story: Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...

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Funny story: Ant and Dec sacked over 'Soggy Biscuit' Scandal

Ant and Dec sacked over 'Soggy Biscuit' Scandal

Geordie Dwarfs Ant & Dec were sensationally fired last night after their latest TV stunt dramatically backfired.

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Funny story: Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

Marcel Marceau's Death the Mime of his Life

French Mime, Marcel Marceau passed away last night, his family revealed.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists Discover The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien

Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr.

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Funny story: Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

Marcel Marceau Funeral Plans

I can exclusively reveal some of the preparations for the funeral service of the great French mime artist Marcel Marceau.

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Funny story: Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

Chief Constable orders 50,000 'plastic bobbies'!

London (Phantom Press) - Our community correspondent has seen a secret document and apparently one Chief Constable is thinking of placing an order for 50,000 'plastic bobbies'.

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Funny story: Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

Diary Hopes Reach Million Dollar Mark

The Diary owner, who had her most inane thoughts scrutinized, publicised and rejected by Prosecutors in the Case of Disappearing Evidence, has now revealed she has been offered an undisclosed seven point figure for publication rights to what promises...

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Funny story: Dead Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Dead Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Caracas, Venezuela (IP) - Nelson Mandela was declared dead by President George Bush and his body was sent to the morgue for an autopsy. He woke up during the procedure in terrible pain.

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Funny story: Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

Ich Bin Ein Ebayer

San Bernadino, California (IP) - Ebay corporation spokespersons report that they are in the final phase of negotiation with business, religious, military, and government leaders in their effort to take over the world. It is believed that when we all...

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Funny story: Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Peru Meteor Curing Diseases

Lima Beanea, Peru (IP) - Scientists studying the Peruvian meteor report that the meteor is curing the diseases of all who approach it. They now know exactly why the miracle cures are so effective.

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Funny story: Flip This House Will Flip A House

Flip This House Will Flip A House

San Antonio, Texas (IP) - Flip This House star Armando Longwood (his name in English) will flip a house next week on television. He has hired 1,471 husky hombres and two German Shepherds to get the job done. The dogs are there to keep order and enf...

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Funny story: Grand Canyon Filling With Water

Grand Canyon Filling With Water

Flagstaff, Arizona (IP) - Scientists have reported that the Grand Canyon is rapidly filling with water and in some areas the water is already more than 100 feet deep.

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