The closing of the transfer window just after the fees for some footballers have risen to £50 million or more, has caused the organisation Fall About to react with derision. 'How much do you get for a dive?' asked one FA member 'when I saw one foo...
Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We, the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', are surrounded by an opposition force, without Fernando Torres. 'Anfieldgrad' is cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffered the fiercest cold Winter, whereupon Von Hodgson WALKED ALONE down the M62 ALONE, with a few Million Rubles into oblivion! The beleagured Comm...
Former SKY Sports pundit, Andy Gray, who has apparently - from what I can gather - been sacked from his job at the channel due to some sort of sexist remark, or remarks, is gay. And that, in its entirety, is the story. Made-up story, of course. I...
This is 'Anfieldgrad' on the banks of the River Mersey. We are surrounded by opposing forces and cut off from humanity. On January 6th Army of Von Hodgson were suffering the fiercest cold Winter and Von Hodgson took a walk down the M62 ALONE with...
SOUTHHAMPTON, England - Manchester United's Javier Hernandez Balcazar, aka Chircharito scored the come-from-behind goal to help the Red Devils defeat the Southampton Saints 2-1 before a crowd of close to 29,000 fans. After the game Javier told BBC...
Liverpool striker Fernando Torres, seemingly wants to be looking at the exit door at Anfield. To go to Chelsea. Seems it's a question of personal choice, and not, as has been suggested in some quarters, a case of 'tapping up' a contractually oblig...
Two unknown unnamed, over-paid and very horny Premier League footy stars have been caught with their designer pants down on video. Every footy fan in the UK is asking who the hell could be so stupid as to get caught having a "gang-bang" on video...
According to the FA's Director of Football Development, Sir Trevor Brooking, the future prospects of England's football team in international competitions will be greatly increased with the intended opening next year of the £100 million National Fo...
You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...
Spain - (Orphan Files): Died in childbirth or 'dead to the world' - killed off by red top story spikes? The Cristiano Jr baby mystery thickened today as Ronaldo's sister slammed reports her nephew's birth mother 'is sitting pretty on a £10 million...
Sportsea's popular soccer series, FIFA-11, is to be recalled despite having sold over three hundred million copies. Sportsea have said that there is a serious flaw with the game, and initially refused to come out and say that it is to remove Andy...
Soccer mad Italians are to be given a taste of British style soccer reporting and TV presentation. Andy Gray and Richard Keys have been hired by Silvio Berlusconi to front the new Mediaset soccer schedule. When asked whether the past antics of Gra...
NEW YORK CITY - Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Andrew Mullen Gray, the Sky Sports football pundit who was recently fired for making some inappropriate off-color remarks regarding a female English football referee's assistant has been asked t...
A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media company inked its own deal with FIFA to cover the 2018 & 2...
Staff at Sky Sports are minding their p's and q's today following yesterday's sacking of football frontman, Andy Gray. Gray got the push after off-air comments about a female assistant referee at the weekend and a video emerged of him acting lewdl...
Sky footy commentator, Andy Gray, has been sacked because he made a few "sexist" comments about female referee, Sian Massey at a premier league game in December. He and his colleague, Richard Keys, were caught with their pants down over an open mi...
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