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Funny story: Man United restaurant closed in Bangalore, India, it's too dangerous for pedestrians to access!

Man United restaurant closed in Bangalore, India, it's too dangerous for pedestrians to access!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: Manchester United's spanking new restaurant in Bangalore has been forced to close because the location is much too dangerous for pedestrians to access. During the opening ceremony there were concerns that the co...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Wantaway Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli appears to have sunk to new lows in a bid to engineer a move back to Italian football. When interviewed before Citys final Europa League group game away at Juventus, Balotelli made crude comments a...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Manchester City's wantaway ace striker Mario Balotelli has launched an unexpected verbal attack on club captain Carlos Tevez. Tevez recently announced that he wished to leave the club, and it would seem that this news has struck a nerve with Itali...

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Funny story: Gomes the new face for Marmite

Gomes the new face for Marmite

Heurelho Gomes is to become the new face of UK leading brand Marmite. The Marmite famous catchphrase, 'you either love it or hate it', is said to sum up the Tottenham goalkeeper and will be the perfect new addition to the company. John Cartwrig...

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Funny story: Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

Russia Wins the World Cup in 2018

In an amazing turn of events, Russia, who will be the hosts of the World Cup in 2018, will be the overall winners. It has yet to be decided who the losing finalists will be. FIFA have announced that the competition is not a fix, and that Russia wi...

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Funny story: Ali Bullo's Kebab And Pizza Van On Standby For United v Arsenal Clash

Ali Bullo's Kebab And Pizza Van On Standby For United v Arsenal Clash

Local kebab and pizza van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has just confirmed that his flagship kebab and pizza van will be on standby for Manchester United's Premier League clash with Arsenal at Old Trafford tonight. United versus Arsenal has been someth...

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Funny story: Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Drogba Penalty Miss Causes Hilarity Outbreak In West London - Thousands Hurt

Accident and emergency units in West London were under severe pressure on Sunday evening trying to cope with thousands of people laughing uncontrollably. Said a spokesman for the Welsea and Chestminster: "We are working flat out and staff have bee...

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Funny story: Big "Sam" changes his name

Big "Sam" changes his name

BLACKBURN Rover's manager Allardyce has changed his name, according to Lancashire County Court officials. Contrary to popular opinion, he was actually christened "Big" by his parents in 1936. "Sam" became his nickname in primary school for no particu...

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Funny story: Newcastle Utd And Alan Pardew - A Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

Newcastle Utd And Alan Pardew - A Triumph Of Hope Over Experience

The football world was shaking its head in disbelief today as once again a throughly decent chap has decided to take a draught from the poisoned chalice. No doubt Alan Pardew will be handsomely remunerated for his efforts at Newcastle United but t...

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Funny story: Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has given a date and track listing for his long awaited rap debut. He stated he's been able to finish the album over the past few months because of his suspension and "pretending to be injured". The bad b...

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Funny story: Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Manchester City Bad Boy Mario Balotelli has run into trouble again in his short yet controversial Manchester City career. In whats only going to further add to the unrest at Eastlands, Balotelli has reportedly punched team mate Jerome Boateng in t...

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Funny story: Abramovich Files for Divorce For Ancelotti and Wife of 25 Years

Abramovich Files for Divorce For Ancelotti and Wife of 25 Years

Despite a plea to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, manager Carlo Ancelotti could not save his wife, Luisa Ancelotti. The Italian admitted that it was a boardroom decision and he was powerless in this regard. Abramovich has displayed his ruthless st...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Sepp Blatter says England are bad losers

Sepp Blatter - the world's most powerful man who controls the destiny of over six billion men and women - has said that England are behaving like "bad losers" after they failed to win the 2018 World Cup. "I am surprised that England are taking thi...

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Funny story: Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Mon Dieu, Messieur Cantona fails in his bid to prove French banks are corrupt, he didn't have the money!

Ex Man United football genius, legend, filmstar, poet, artist and enfant terriblé has failed in his bid to convince the French public that all French banks are corrupt (and the others too)! Eric, who's name still rings out at United home games may...

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Funny story: Kevin Keegan: "I'll just LOVE IT, if I become Newcastle Utd Manager for a THIRD time!"

Kevin Keegan: "I'll just LOVE IT, if I become Newcastle Utd Manager for a THIRD time!"

St. James Park, Newcastle: The news on the Tyne, is that Kevin Keegan has made it known; "I'll just love it if I become Newcastle United Manager for a THIRD time!" Kevin Keegan was awarded £2 million (plus interest accrued) in severance claus...

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Funny story: Bendtner Shock at Ballon d'Or Snub

Bendtner Shock at Ballon d'Or Snub

Arsenal squad player Nicklas Bendtner has stated his dismay at not been nominated for the final shortlist of the 2010 Ballon d'Or. Despite not even been on the initial 23 man shortlist, Bendtner claimed he was "shocked" not to have come back into...

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Funny story: Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...

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