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Funny story: Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Trump and Macron Announce Wife Swap

Paris, France - French President Emmanuel Macron and US President Donald Trump have announced a wife swap. Both spouses are considered more age appropriate for the other president. President Trump and Macron's wife Brigitte are senior citizens. Pre...

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Funny story: Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Meals on Wheels is Feeding People

Savanna, Georgia - As previously reported in the Main Stream Your a Nation here the Meals on Wheels program is short on money to buy food. As Betty Doogooder reported many of the hungry relying on the food delivery service are poor, sick, blind...

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Funny story: UFO Scandal: Trump Had Putin Assassinated?!

UFO Scandal: Trump Had Putin Assassinated?!

So now, we finally know what was all the mystery behind Jared Kushner's Russia connection. It turns out that he was trying to get in contact with his Russian mercenaries at the Kremlin. He'd lost touch with them, you see? Something went technically w...

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Funny story: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...

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Funny story: Trump Announces New Foreign Tour to Begin Immediately

Trump Announces New Foreign Tour to Begin Immediately

Washington, DC Trump's Deputy's Deputy Press Secretary, the only one not traveling with him, announced today that Trump and his entourage will not be returning to the United States yet. They have decided, since they are already in the Europe/Asia...

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Funny story: Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Trump: "Who knew peace in the Middle East would be so complex?"

Donald Trump continued his first international trip today with a visit to Jerusalem, where he planned to unveil his plan for peace between Israelis and Palestinians. He had previously declared his plan the "best ever" and said that peace would be onl...

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Funny story: Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Trump Introduces New 'Fart Code'

Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders. Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date. The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from bein...

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Funny story: Trump Pardons Himself

Trump Pardons Himself

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump recently began to utter the words "Pardon me" with regularity. Although the President blames his chef's spicy food and a busy travel schedule for his continuous desire to be pardoned, sources say he is worri...

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Funny story: "Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride

"Impeachment Boat" is DizzyLand's Popular New Ride

Dystopian theme park DizzyLand has added a President Trump inspired Impeachment Boat to their diverse lineup of fun and satirical rides. Now it's the most popular ride at DizzyLand and the top search term in the San Diego area. As this reporter en...

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Funny story: We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump's Cabinet

We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump's Cabinet

"OK, are we all here?" demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. "Yes, Mr. President, all are present." answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. "Good, good!" mumbled Trump as he busily...

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Funny story: FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

FBI Raid Trump Tower to Find Ten Illegal Aliens Shredding Documents

New York, NY Hoping to take advantage while the Trump family vacationed on the nation's dime, the FBI raided Trump Tower to find the only member of the Trump family not on vacation, Barron Trump, using a cattle prod to force illegal immigrants to use...

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Funny story: Trump's Plan to Wear Out Press is Working

Trump's Plan to Wear Out Press is Working

Washington, DC Donald Trump's strategy to wear out the press with story after story appears to be working. "It used to be that you couldn't be away from the Trump News Cycle for more than a day. And that was just during his campaign. After that, y...

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Funny story: He's done you can stick a fork in him at 2-1 odds reason for Trump foreign tour

He's done you can stick a fork in him at 2-1 odds reason for Trump foreign tour

Odds-makers across the continents now have Mr. Trump out of the office by the end of the year at 2-1. According to a White House insider Mr. Trump was impatient to get away on his trip to more hospitable company abroad, to talk international relat...

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Funny story: World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

World Leaders Cancel Trump Visits

In a startling development, the leaders of Saudia Arabia, Israel, and the Pope all cancelled visits by Donald Trump. "We've banned Donald Trump like he wants to ban Muslims" said King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudia Arabia. "If he tries to...

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Funny story: Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: First she claimed that Vladimir Putin used her own false teeth to bite her on the neck in a tony Moscow Karaoke bar. Seems he didn't like her rendition of "Georgia on My Mind." Then she said that he grabbed her James Brown wig be...

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Funny story: Trump to 'Abdicate'?

Trump to 'Abdicate'?

WASHINGTON, D. C. At today's briefing, press secretary Sean Spicer, responding to a question about the possibility of a presidential resignation, offered this terse reply, "Donald Trump does not intend to abdicate." Spicer's surprising choice of wor...

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Funny story: Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Special prosecutor Arnold Buggerovski appointed to Trump investigation

Mr. Arnold Walker Buggerovski has been appointed special prosecutor to investigate Mr. Trump's alleged ties to Russian influence in the recent election, plus other matters. Despite Russian ancestry, Mr. Buggerovski has had a nearly saintly career...

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