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Funny story: TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

TrumpNoCare.com™ to give 22 Million Americans health care

Sitting astride Toilet Mouth Conway Trump has pronounced that under his magnificent leadership all Americans will now get Health Coverage. The nasty failing ObamaCare will be replaced by our magnificent TrumpNoCare.com™. Huckabee from the p...

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Funny story: US Defense Forces preparing ceremony to pass the Baton of World Leadership to Angela Merkel

US Defense Forces preparing ceremony to pass the Baton of World Leadership to Angela Merkel

After making America great again by abandoning all pretense of world leadership the State Department and the Pentagon are preparing to pass the World Leaders Baton to Germany. In a special ceremony to be held in a specially constructed wall somewh...

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Funny story: Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Twitter promotes new Product - Twitter Twatter Weaponised Hysteria™

Twitter today proudly announced a new product today that they believe will give them the edge on Zuckerburgs Face Space Fake News capability. Twitter management have been concerned recently with falling revenues and saw the success of the other guys...

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Funny story: Putin denies he is riding on Trumps back to World Domination

Putin denies he is riding on Trumps back to World Domination

Despite secret photographs being leaked to the media of Putin riding Trump in the forests behind his dacha, predictably Putin has categorically denied this and is willing to swear on a stack of bibles that the picture is of another pair out riding. P...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting. "I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if yo...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has Already Broken Numerous Presidential Records

Donald Trump Has Already Broken Numerous Presidential Records

"In analyzing President Trump's term in comparison with other U.S. Presidents, we have found a number of executive office records that Trump has now broken," spoke a history analyst at Northwestern University. The list includes: 1. Most lies ever by a POTUS, beating Ronald Reagan's eight-year total in just eight months. 2. Lamest inauguration ever, with lower attendance than Presi...

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Funny story: Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: The San Francisco Chapter of Dykes on Bikes announced today that they were joining with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in a boycott of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. In 1976, a small group of women motorcyclists gathered at th...

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Funny story: Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Says All Health Insurance Is Just a Scam

Trump Tower, New York, NY Reacting to his attempts to repeal Obamacare, Trump spoke his mind on health insurance. "It's very expensive, and what does it actually do? Makes money for doctors and nurses. They are the ones taking all the money. Unles...

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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

White House, Washington, DC Donald Trump was visibly mad when he was informed that the Constitution didn't allow him to fire Congressman and Senators. "That is one thing that needs to be changed in the Constitution. The President should be able t...

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Funny story: White House Sniper Loses It, Starts Shooting Up The Crowd Protesting

White House Sniper Loses It, Starts Shooting Up The Crowd Protesting

Secret Service sniper Joe McShoots became unraveled during an anti-Trump protest outside the White House and started shooting up the protesting crowd. Six people were confirmed dead and another 16 were wounded, 6 critically. "I've had it with the...

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Funny story: Deep Esophagus Reveals the Source of the White House Leaks

Deep Esophagus Reveals the Source of the White House Leaks

AT A PARKING GARAGE SOMEWHERE IN WASHINGTON--In a meeting between David Corn of Mother Jones and a shadowy figure who only identifies herself as "Deep Esophagus," the source of the many leaks that have plagued the Trump Administration are coming to l...

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Funny story: Trump reveals Obamacare replacement

Trump reveals Obamacare replacement

After weeks of speculation, President Trump has finally revealed his healthcare plan which will replace Obamacare, and which he hopes will be voted through by the Senate. "It's the best healthcare plan ever," he smirked. "It's so cheap and availab...

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Funny story: Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Comey flees to Russia meets Snowden at Sheremetyeov Airport

Following President Putin's suggestion that Mr. Comey may wish to seek asylum in Russia, former FBI Director James Comey has fled the country. On the way he was able to tweet a response to Putin: "He's right! I did the same thing as Snowden!" T...

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Funny story: Trump: It's your wall...literally!

Trump: It's your wall...literally!

At a Trump rally attended by the hordes of hillbillies, rednecks, and cracker-heads that constitute President Trump's base, the Commander-In-Chief released his newest plan to build the infamous border wall between the U.S. and Mexico. "I was watch...

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Funny story: Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, former FBI Director James Comey swore under oath that he believes President Trump's albino raccoon hairpiece must have been wired during their private meeting last mon...

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Funny story: Trump Seeks Help From George Costanza On How To Lie Better

Trump Seeks Help From George Costanza On How To Lie Better

It's been revealed that President Trump's skill at lying (oh, excuse me, -- alternative facts) can be traced back to the secret hiring of the little-known position of Secretary of Not-Lies. The man that has accepted the position is a resident of...

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Funny story: Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

Trump:  "He's a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"

In a tweet last night and again this morning in a written statement President Donald Trump called former FBI director James Comey... "a leaker and a freaker and a bathroom peeker!"    Trump went on to say in his written statement that it was a mat...

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