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Funny story: Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

In the wake of this week’s rowdy press conference, President Trump has signed his latest executive order. This directive indicates: “The President should have all the due respect and honor of a monarch, as in other countries such as England.” P...

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Funny story: Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.

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Funny story: Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

The news exploding out of Capitol Hill this morning, is that President Donald Trump has fired Jeff Sessions, whilst, somewhat less controversial news coming out of the Battambang area is that one man living there hasn't got a fucking clue who Jeff Se...

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Funny story: US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...

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Funny story: President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

When President Trump told fellow Republicans today, that he intended to make changes to the Thanksgiving holiday, there was a hushed silence, as everyone in the room listened carefully for the date change. They needn't have worried, however, for t...

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Funny story: Trump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”

Trump thinks UN is “a Miss World contest”

President Trump revealed this week that he doesn't understand what the United Nations is for, and appears to think that it is a competitor of Miss World. In an interview with Fox News, he described the United Nations as "too dressed up" and said,...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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Funny story: Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

President Donald Trump has said he is outraged at the San Francisco 49ers cheerleader who 'took the knee' during the pre-game playing of the national anthem on Thursday. The cheerleader, who has not been identified, knelt during the Star Spangled...

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Funny story: US readying air force against immigrant caravan

US readying air force against immigrant caravan

Additional to possibly 15,000 troops, the United States Air Force will be summoned to defend against invasion of the caravan approaching through Mexico. Representatives of Mr. Trump have stated, “We will not be caught napping again,” apparently a...

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Funny story: Trump’s Bad Hair Day

Trump’s Bad Hair Day

When an anti-Semite killed eleven Jews in a Pittsburgh Synagogue on Saturday, October 27th, Trump said, “It was a bad hair day.” When called tone-deaf, Trump gargled, “The media is picking on me.” Boo-hoo. It started after the down escalator, when making his presidential announcement saying, “Mexico is sending their murderers and rapists to the United States.” When criticism followed,...

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Funny story: Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

Kanye West Out Of Politics After Snoop Dogg Threat

US rapper, Kanye West, who has been verbally active and vociferous in his support of President Donald Trump, has announced he is taking a break from politics, after receiving 'advice' from other rappers, thought to include Snoop Dogg. West, 49, ha...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Making Himself Dictator For Life

Trump Signs Executive Order Making Himself Dictator For Life

In a move that has been widely praised by Republican leaders, Donald "The Antichrist" Trump has signed an executive piece of legislation declaring himself to be a full-blown Adolf Hitler-style dictator. The document authorizes him to print all the...

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Funny story: Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

Mexico To Send 5,200 Troops To US Border

The Mexican government has said in a statement released at lunchtime today, that it is to deploy 5,200 troops to its border with the USA, to counter the 5,200 US troops President Donald Trump says he is sending there as part of Operation Faithful Pat...

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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Hillbilly Clinton: “If nominated I will not run, but I will win!”

Two-time loser Hillary “Hillbilly” Clinton, 71, recently said, “the third time's the charm, and I expect to win the presidency in 2020.” Clinton lost the 2008 primary election to Baroque Insane Obummer. She lost again, in the 2016 general election...

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Funny story: Top 5 Things Trump Would Like for the Nation

Top 5 Things Trump Would Like for the Nation

President Trump sat down for a conversation with a FAUX News reporter, Tucker O'Reilly. In it, he outlined his vision of the future for the nation which includes his Top 10 Priorities. The Top 5 Priorities of Things Trump Would Like to See: 1. He hopes that Department Stores will start stocking Ivanka's clothing line so America can have nice clothes. He also mentions that Sears, which is no...

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Funny story: Trump Names Caddyshack’s Carl Spackler “Bomb Czar”

Trump Names Caddyshack’s Carl Spackler “Bomb Czar”

BILLINGSGATE POST: In response to Democrats claiming that President Trump hasn't done enough to stop terrorists from making bombs in the United States, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced today that Carl Spackler has been named Bomb Cz...

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Funny story: Trump Instructs FBI To Arrest Obama For Returning Bomb

Trump Instructs FBI To Arrest Obama For Returning Bomb

President Donald Trump has given orders for his predecessor, Barack Obama, to be arrested and brought in for questioning amid allegations that, after he received a suspicious package through the post, he tried to return it to its sender via the US Po...

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