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Funny story: All parts of a Candy Corn taste the same

All parts of a Candy Corn taste the same

New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.

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Funny story: Terrorists Seize Stockpile of Government Cheese: Most Affected Are Consumers of St. Louis-Style Pizza

Terrorists Seize Stockpile of Government Cheese: Most Affected Are Consumers of St. Louis-Style Pizza

EAST ST. LOUIS, IL -- Early yesterday morning a terrorist group with links to Al-Queda staged a daring raid on a warehouse holding the Midwest's largest cache of government cheese.

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Funny story: Jagger's advice to Amy Whinehouse

Jagger's advice to Amy Whinehouse

London - (Rehab Mess): "Quit moanin' about rehab and stop drinkin' sherry at The Whorley Arms ya dumbass fool!" Mich Jagger told London chanteuse Amy Whinehouse today.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo Banned From Dribbling

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United striker, has received a ten-match ban from dribbling, to take effect immediately, the FA has announced.

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Funny story: Diana inquest "To invent time machine"

Diana inquest "To invent time machine"

The current inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Tarts, is to invent a time machine in order to select jury members from the past.

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Funny story: KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

KFC To Use Endangered Artic Chickens! PETA Protests

Louisville, KY - Today Colonel Sanders announced at a startling news conference KFC's newest menu addition, a special "Endangered Species" menu.

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Funny story: Fans Snub Spice Girls Reunion

Fans Snub Spice Girls Reunion

The Spice Girls reunion concert in London on December 15th is in jeopardy after far fewer fans than expected applied for tickets for the show.

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Funny story: President Ahmadinejad invites George Bush to Speak at an Iranian University of Holocaust Studies

President Ahmadinejad invites George Bush to Speak at an Iranian University of Holocaust Studies

Tehran, Iran - (Loquacious Mess): President George Bush has been invited to speak at Tehran's Iranian University of Holocaust Studies in a reciprocal move following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's address of Columbia University's School of Psychiat...

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Funny story: Ahmadinejad explains why there are no homosexuals in Iran

Ahmadinejad explains why there are no homosexuals in Iran

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently cited as proof that the CIA's overthrowing Iran's last democratically elected president in 1953 wasn't such a great idea after all.

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Funny story: Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

Hollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event

A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Visit Rwanda, Rwandan Citizens Panic For Vaccination

Paris Hilton To Visit Rwanda, Rwandan Citizens Panic For Vaccination

After being made aware of human atrocities perpetrated in Rwanda, Paris Hilton has displayed a concern for the citizens of troubled Rwanda and has decided to do a good will tour of the war torn, disease infected, country. Paris believes that if she d...

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Funny story: Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day

Car Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day

Bubba Motors, Oklahoma City's largest Oldsmobile dealer, held the first annual "National Used Car Screening Day" on September 29th. Bubba Johnson, proprietor, put the event together after reading about National "Depression" Sc...

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Funny story: Ian Brady: A fight to die.

Ian Brady: A fight to die.

Senior Labour spokesman and MP for Highbury and Islington, Grace Shepherd has reacted strongly to suggestions that British judges are contemplating the possibility of allowing Ian Brady to starve himself to death.

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Funny story: 'Dancing' disease set for long run.

'Dancing' disease set for long run.

As a protection zone is set up in Suffolk following government confirmation bluetongue is circulating in the UK, Dutch veterinary experts explain the dangers of the disease.

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Funny story: China cracks down on sexy bras; panties

China cracks down on sexy bras; panties

In an effort to stop men and women from procreating, the Chinese government has banned all television networks from showing provocative push-up bras and figure fitting underwear and has banned all stores from selling such items.

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Funny story: Princess Diana's wedding gown 'spurting droplets of blood' ahead of inquest

Princess Diana's wedding gown 'spurting droplets of blood' ahead of inquest

London - (Ass Mess): The fairytale wedding gown worn by Princess Diana has suddenly begun spurting droplets of blood like an iconinc Madonna painting ahead of Tuesday's inquest into her fatal car crash of 1997.

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Funny story: Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

Tony Bennett's Wife Is A Hottie!

(New York) - 80-year-old singer Tony Bennett is married to Susan Crow, a hottie more than 30 years younger, and a former NY school teacher.

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