After six years of study, the London School of Economics has concluded that the only way to get rich on the internet is to promise to make people rich.
Former "Differenet Strokes" star Gary Coleman has been made a Judge. The diminutive actor admits he has no experience whatsoever but is delighted with his new position of authority.
A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...
Super-healthly family-friendly burger chain McDonalds has been fined millions today following a ruling in the supreme court.
Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.
McDonalds Corp. is delving into reality-based porno as a sideline to its already popular burger restaurants. Recently McDonalds offered its store managers the freedom to strip search and sexually molest employees at will.
In a possible attempt to stir up old rivalries, Wallaby coach John Connolly has already whinged to quarter-final referee Paddy O'Brien about the England team's ready-to-rumble playing style stating that Olly Barclay hasn'...
South Korean dictator and sometimes porn star, Kim Jong il, joins the growing list of celebrities allowing their image to be used by toy companies.
AC Milan keeper Dida today stated that the 'assault' that could still cost Celtic valuable Champions League points was little more than a 'colpo delicato della mia guancicaor' or as we would say ' a gentle stroke of my cheek'.
A hitherto loyal Tesco shelf-stacker has been suspended and threatened with the sack, for doing his shopping at Asda, it has been reported.
AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida has been offered a one five match boxing contract following his stunning performance last night against Celtic in the Champions League. The Brazilian s...
The Irish potato famine of the 1840's was the fault of dead legendary fat method actor Marlon Brando, is the dramatic claim made in a new book by Irish one-hit-wonder, Sinead O Connor.
The Women's Forum for Peace and Equalness held their annual convention last week and their message was a simple one: guys are jerks, and we're never getting involved with one of them again.
Several months after the incident occurred, Vice President Dick Cheney was forced to admit that he celebrated the anniversary of his shooting a man in the face by…shooting people in the face.
Ecologists in Peru have discovered a previously unknown indigenous group living in the Amazon jungle near the Brazilian border.
Banksville, Alabama- 2008 presidential candidate John McCain R-Arizona was the featured and only non truck related speaker at the popular Maxx Truxx monster truck show and tractor pull.
In news that will send shockwaves around middle England, Conservative leader David Cameron admitted that the Tories have absolutely no chance of winning the next election.
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