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Funny story: Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Gaddafi's Link With Scottish Football

Saadi , son of under pressure Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has spoken of his despair at events in his homeland. Offspring of the Colonel and his second wife, Saadi is now head of the Libyan Football Federation after being the national team capta...

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Funny story: Carlo Ancelotti REALLY Sacked

Carlo Ancelotti REALLY Sacked

After Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti was reported to have been sacked from his job in late December in a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, today came further news on the story in that, truth has superceded fiction, and the under-pressure It...

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Funny story: Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Division Two football club, Lincoln City, have boosted the search for a missing flightless bird. Police and animal rights officers are trying to track down the rhea after witnesses reportedly saw it running loose in the Thorpe Culvert area of Linc...

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Funny story: Old Firm Combine On TV Channel

Old Firm Combine On TV Channel

Despite the threat of being expelled from the Scottish Premier League, Celtic and Rangers are pushing ahead with plans to set up their own TV channel. SPL chief Neil Doncaster has previously cast doubts on the Big Two's continued participation in...

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Funny story: Man United To Tell Bebe To Bog Off?

Man United To Tell Bebe To Bog Off?

In the fallout from Crawley Town's heroic bid to 'stick it to the man' when they performed heroically against the mighty Manchester United, it was inevitable that there would be casualties. Sergio Torres, of Crawley Town, wasn't one of them. Havin...

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Funny story: Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Fans of Manchester United are this morning waking up to the amazing news that the job of manager Sir Alex Ferguson is under threat after angry supporters launched a "Get Fergie Out" campaign in the wake of Saturday's gargantuan struggle against non-L...

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Funny story: Man City To Sign Entire Crawley Town Team

Man City To Sign Entire Crawley Town Team

Manchester City executives have announced that they are "serious" about signing the entire Crawley Town squad after the non-League team frightened the life out of City's arch rivals Manchester United in the FA Cup 5th Round at Old Trafford on Saturda...

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Funny story: Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

Leyton Orient Could Beat Barcelona, Says Football 'Expert'

A senior football expert has said that English League One side Leyton Orient would beat Spanish giants Barcelona if they ever came up against them, it has been reported. The claim, from football expert Moys Kenwood, came after the Brisbane Road ou...

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Funny story: Fans Unite To Condemn Old Firm Fixture

Fans Unite To Condemn Old Firm Fixture

Furious Celtic and Rangers fans have combined to criticise today's Old Firm game at Parkhead. The leaders of the Light Blues' "Aye Ready And Loyal To The Point Of Extremism" Supporters Group and the Hoops' "Brothers Across The River" Fans Associat...

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Funny story: Man U Scrape Through

Man U Scrape Through

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself "relieved and absolutely delighted " after the Red Devils just made it through to the next round of the FA Cup. Fergie was beaming at the post match press conference and was fulsome in his praise for...

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Funny story: Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

A second set of scousers arrived in West London yesterday to spoil the party at rich kids Chelsea. Everton (it's a part of Liverpool) dumped the holders out of the FA Cup just two week after their Merseyside rivals, Liverpool, wrecked the party to...

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Funny story: Rangers New Song

Rangers New Song

To the tune of "I Will Survive" : Once we had money coming out our ears Being skint would never be one of our fears We had an inexhaustible supply of David Murray's dough We could even pay £12 million for Tore Andre Flo Now we are skint We've got feck all Its through the lower leagues in England We now have to trawl No more signing rejects from the top le...

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Funny story: The Duncan Ferguson Memoirs

The Duncan Ferguson Memoirs

Rangers and Everton legend Duncan Ferguson has published his long awaited memoirs. One of Dunc's main intentions in his book is to set the record straight. Here he puts his own spin on the events of 1992 in Fife.... "Not for the first time, I found my good self the totally unfortunate victim of a grave miscarriage of justice. You may have read at the the time in some of the national...

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Funny story: Political Correctness and Football

Political Correctness and Football

In an effort to subscribe to the constantly changing social and moral standards of the day, it is incumbent on all of us supporters to be aware of terms and expressions which are not politically correct. First one up is - "Hey you, Yer A Nut Job/Heidbanger" A particularly well used remark at grounds across the country, aimed at one of the nation's favourite sons. The main reason why s...

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Funny story: Old Firm Turn Screw on Scottish Football

Old Firm Turn Screw on Scottish Football

The Scottish Premier League faces fixture chaos at the start of 2011 to 2012 with the news that Celtic have arranged to play in a tournament a week after the start of the season. The Dublin Super Cup, featuring Man City, Inter Milan, an Irish Sele...

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Funny story: Dundee United Boss Accuses Hearts

Dundee United Boss Accuses Hearts

Dundee United manager Peter Houston was livid after seeing his side lose 2-1 to third placed Heart of Midlothian at Tynecastle. Hearts scored an 88th minute winner through Marius Zaliukas, but worse was to follow for the Tangerines when their top...

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Funny story: New Geoff Hurst Controversy

New Geoff Hurst Controversy

England World cup hero Sir Geoff Hurst has become embroiled in a controversy after allegedly committing a driving offence on the continent. The former striker, whose extra time goal in the World Cup final against West Germany caused a furore, had...

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