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Funny story: Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Andy Gray's "Balls On A Platter" Please Says Female Colleague In Sky Row

Sky Sports football presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys are likely to feel the wrath of their female colleagues when they return to work today. In recordings leaked to the media, they can be heard whining about the appointment of a female refere...

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Funny story: Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Hull City Fans Celebrate Team's Success

Fans of Championship side Hull City were described as being in a state of "delirium" today, after it became clear that their team might well avoid relegation to League One this season! The Tigers are currently in a run of form that any promotion-s...

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Funny story: Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

Gannex Raincoats to sponsor the Premier League in 2011/12

In a landmark deal announced today, the Barclays Premier League will have a new sponsor from next season. With our top players wearing more and more items of clothing while playing, a major clothing brand have seized on the opportunity to re-launc...

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Funny story: Beckham neck marks - it was Redknapp!

Beckham neck marks - it was Redknapp!

Mystery surrounding the strange love-bite like marks seen on David Beckham's neck, as he and a worried looking wife Victoria were leaving a fashionable London restaurant along Park Lane on Friday night, has now been replaced with the surprisi...

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Funny story: Football fans losing interest at an alarming rate

Football fans losing interest at an alarming rate

Once looked upon as one of the most dedicated and fanatical groups in the world, football fans are alleged to be losing interest in the beautiful game at an alarming rate. And it's happening everywhere. Declining crowds are the norm in almost e...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Kenny Dalglish Can't Match Shankly, Nude

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish is unlikely to be able to match the legendary Bill Shankly in his quest to return the Merseyside Reds to their former glories; and a Torbay art connoisseur has unveiled a new addition to his collection, write Football...

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Funny story: Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

Gay Man Visits Darren Bent in Dressing Room and Tries to Get his Balls Signed

New hot shit Aston Villa forward Darren Bent had the shock of his life after encountering a crazed homosexual fan in the communal jacuzzi brandishing two plastic footballs. Larry Sabu, 20, emerged from the bubbling watery pool of pleasure and trie...

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Funny story: Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way!"

Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way!"

The Professors Office, Aston Villa: At a recent Press Conference, Gerard Houllier, 'came out', with the revealing revelation that the waiting and watching press and sport media had not anticipated. Gerard Houllier: "I'm French by the way. Wit...

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Funny story: Tottenham to take-over 2012 Olympic stadium

Tottenham to take-over 2012 Olympic stadium

The Olympic Legacy Committee meeting yesterday received all the bids for the future use of the Olympic stadium. In a closed session the committee met and reached a decision that the 2012 stadium, seating 90,000 would go to Tottenham Hotspur who wi...

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Funny story: Transfer Window in a Nutshell

Transfer Window in a Nutshell

A round up of this January's transfer window so far. - Manchester City's rich owners discovered they had another off-shore oil rink in business, and decided to spend their loose change on some German guy called Dzeko. Who's injured. -Great big...

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Funny story: Inflation hits UK after Darren Bent transfer

Inflation hits UK after Darren Bent transfer

Inflation has reached a record high in the UK following the £24 million transfer of Darren Bent to Aston Villa. Ever since the transfer, inflation has soared with Darren Bent's transfer causing UK goods and services to treble in price. The Bank...

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Funny story: Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Glitter in pole-position to land Vanilla job

Ski Sources can exclusively reveal today that Gary Glitter is the latest bookie's favourite to succeed Houligan at brummy-based outfit, Aston Vanilla. Flop Houligan, has been exposed to the media recently and controversy occurred after a training...

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Funny story: Spuds to Lincolnshire

Spuds to Lincolnshire

Championship football club Tottering Hot Spuds are considering a move to outbid Lincoln City for their stadium. Lincoln are unhappy at this bid to take over their 5000 capacity stadium but reports are that Spuds are desperate to find or steal a fa...

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Funny story: Fergie joins liverpool

Fergie joins liverpool

Liverpool's owners have signed a new manager following Kelley Kanglish failing to win the league, cup and the parking fine in his first 3 games in charge. The singer, Fergie, was said to be surprised and excited about being named football manager.

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Funny story: Man City's Mario Balotelli (who?) big mouth, big head, big wallet, big balls, pea brain!

Man City's Mario Balotelli (who?) big mouth, big head, big wallet, big balls, pea brain!

Manchester City's Italian motor-mouth has been telling the press about his opinions and man do they stink. This mega-mouthed Italian soccer player has won absolutely nothing in his career. OK last year his team Inter Milan won everything, but he w...

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Funny story: Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

Gay Man Goes To See Liverpool v. Everton At Anfield, But Spends Entire Match In Bogs

An outright gay man told how he went to Anfield to see his first-ever football match this afternoon, only to spend the entire duration of the match in the Gents toilets. Larry Sabu, 20, somehow managed to obtain a ticket to see the 215th Merseysi...

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Funny story: Interview Granted

Interview Granted

'You can av an interview' Ram Grant, West Ham Manager (as we write) replied 'you are a West Ham fan through and through. You know what it is to suffer.' 'Avram' I began 'you have a record that speaks for itself. Your Cup record is tremendous.' 'Thank you. However my record in the league is not so good. Bottom with Pompey, bottom with West Ham. I have not had many goals to cheer about.' 'T...

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