The Scottish Premier League has announced its earliest ever start for season 2012 to 2012. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster confirmed today that the new season will start on Saturday 28th May, just one week after the last game of season 2010 to 2111...
It's the match that everyone in football has been talking about, the game between the Champions, Manchester United, and the team who many saw as their biggest challengers this season, Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. Chelsea are currently in 5th place,...
Astonishing news emerged from Old Trafford this afternoon when it was revealed that Manchester United had taken the extraordinary step of severing the contract of Wayne Rooney's elbow. The right elbow, nicknamed the Terminator, was the cause of so...
Birmingham City won their first major silverware since 1963 as they beat Arsenal 2-1 in the Carling Cup at Wembley yesterday, when on-loan striker Obafemi Martens scored two minutes from the end of normal time, after a howler of a mix-up in the Gunne...
It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...
A horrendous cock-up between the Arsenal goalkeeper and his defence led to the goal which won the Carling Cup for the side from the Second City. Many pundits before the game would have fancied the thoroughbred Gunners against the Premier League jo...
Wayne Rooney's elbow, the elbow at the centre of the row amongst football pundits about whether or not it deliberately shoved itself into the side of Wigan Athletic player James McCarthy's head on Saturday, is likely to receive a heavy punishment fro...
Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...
SPL clubs face the prospect of facing each other up to 9 times a season if the planned reconstruction of the SPL and SFL First Division goes ahead. The shock news was revealed when it became apparent that the controversial plan is likely to be vot...
If the pundits on BBC television's Match Of The Day are to be believed, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has already (or shortly will be) tried and convicted by the FA for an elbow incident, early on in Saturday's Premier League clash at Wigan Athletic. In a reasonably entertaining game - which United won by a comfortable four goal margin with a brace from Chicharito, a strike by Rooney,...
It really is. A bit like watching Barcelona. In today's early kick off televised Championship game, Swansea City reinforced their charge for automatic promotion by giving super Leeds a masterclass in passing, possession and clinical finishing.
Och aye, loons and quinies, foos yer doos ? Me and the gang - One Eyed Boab, Pisa Pete (the chiel wi' the list), Stumpy Nick an' Dode the Dreep)- were musin' agin' oan the big safties thit seem to be a' oor the gemme these deys. It disnae seem tae maitter if its the perfessionals, junyers oar the ameteurs, they a' seem to be a differunt breed tae the players thit wur aboot in oor day. Bit th...
Following Portsmouth's third win in a week, superfan Jake Seaport is convinced that the team has what it takes to win promotion back to the Premier League. Pompey won 2-0 at Ipswich today, following successes against Crystal Palace and Barnsley.
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has issued a severe warning to all his players on the dangers of eating chicken kiev before a big match. The former Inter Milan boss is concerned that some players might not be able to properly digest the po...
Soccer's President Sepp Blatter has announced that starting from next year referees will be issued with additional cards to the current yellows and reds. Two additional cards, a green and a white, will be needed because of the new 'sin-bin' rule...
There was consternation at Manchester United's Carrington training facility this morning as Sir Alex Ferguson reportedly reported that his favourite pen is missing. An insider told us that Sir Alex is deeply upset that the custom made solid gold W...
The city of Manchester rumour mill clicked into overdrive today after it was revealed that an empty skip has been discovered behind the Stretford End of Manchester United's famous Old Trafford stadium. Curious journalists bombarded the club's swit...
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