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Funny story: Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. Accused of Colluding With North Korea's Kim Jong-Un

Washington, DC Ivanka Trump's husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. were accused by the FBI, U.S. Congress, and CNN of colluding with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un to trade top-grade vodka to him for his black-market cocaine, methamphetamine, Ecsta...

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Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

Trump and Kim Jong-Un Compare Dick Sizes

In a contest guaranteed to have no winners, Trump challenged North Korea with fire and fury, which North Korea's Kim Jong-Un followed up with references as to how close North Korea is to Guam. Guam has been put on Red Alert, while Trump's consulta...

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Funny story: Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

Nuclear option baby-proofed to prevent President Dump Truck from blowing us all up!

After the president Unpresidentially resorted to rhetoric usually ascribed to lunatic dictators in response to North Korea's typical "give me money" antics, the Joint Chiefs of Staff decided that preventative measures needed to be taken. Newly min...

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Funny story: Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Push, shove or spit...that is the question for Trump

Having revealed an impressively broad range of despicable manners and decorum in his initial months as President when mingling and meeting other heads of state, Donald Trump has now taken 3 llamas into his garden areas, the aim being how to learn to...

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Funny story: White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

White House phones to be checked after Trump.com™ receives mystery Ghost phone calls from the Scouts and Mexico

Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...

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Funny story: Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

Trump's 'Plumbers' Seek Source of White House Leak

WEEKEND WHITE HOUSE, BEDMINSTER, N.J. In what appears to be a throwback to the days of Watergate, President Donald Trump has reportedly organized a band of so-called plumbers to investigate serious leaks at the White House. Anonymous confidential in...

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Funny story: White House Found to be Actual Dump

White House Found to be Actual Dump

A recent controversy erupted when Golf Magazine printed that 8 or 9 people heard President Donald Trump refer to the White House as "a dump." Trump labeled this report "totally untrue." Our crack reporters found once again the president's words h...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

Trump Signs Russian Sanctions Bill And Putin Is #@%&

When Trump signed the Russian sanctions bill, (in a White House closet) Putin was #@%&. He threatened to release the Moscow Ritz/Carlton pee video, mentioned in the British MI6 Christopher Steel dossier and set to music by Swan Lake composer Ilyi...

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Funny story: May appoints Scaramucci

May appoints Scaramucci

Anthony Scaramucci, Donald Trump's former communications chief, has been surpisingly appointed Head of Mediation Issues for the cabinet by British Prime Minister, Theresa May. "What a colourful fellow, he'll brighten things up around here. Just wh...

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Funny story: White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

White House ablaze after all the recent factional skirmishes - Trump.com™ says let the Dump Burn

After the recent Under the Bus Communist Party Blood Letting, factional wars have broken out of several fronts within the West Wing. Despite new CoS declaring Martial Law running gun battles are still taking place within the confines of the building...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

Trump.com™ signs Executive Order making police brutaliity mandatory

After not being able to take Healthcare away from millions Trump.com™ is screaming and ranting at everyone in the Whitehouse. He has ordered immediate reprisals against all soft targets, particularly vulnerable groups that he couldn't strip he...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

Trump.com™ new 4 Star General CoS declares Martial Law and Shoot to Kill - On Sight - all Leakers in the White House

With the White House leaking like the Titanic after head butting an iceberg the military has been called in to restore order. The new 4 star general just appointed CoS has declared marital law and authorized the use of deadly force against suspect...

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Funny story: Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

Steve Bannon fired by Trump, schedules mystery appearance on...America's Got Talent!

In breaking news on CNN tonight, the network is reporting that an anonymous source has told Anderson Cooper that President Donald Trump fired Stephen Bannon this morning via Tweet. Thousands of Trump supporters who originally backed Trump because of...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

Rachel Maddow is the first to interview Donald Trump after he is impeached

YAZOO CITY FCC FEDERAL PRISON - In the sweltering heat of Mississippi, feeling a lot more like lying in Deep South boiling mud rather than its stagnant and fiery air, MSNBC's Rachel Maddow and Donald Trump sat inside the cafeteria of a federal prison...

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Funny story: After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.

After Bus Shortage Trump.com™ orders some el magnifico Under the Bus Presidential Cars to clear backlog.

After the reported shortage of available buses to be throwing Whitehouse staff under, Trump.com™ says he will solve the backlog problem with a more magnificent Under The Bus Trumpmobile™ The vehicle is said to have been designed by Tr...

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Funny story: Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Congress Is Preparing to Reject and Replace the Republic

Congress had so much fun replacing, and reinforcing, then retaining the nation's healthcare system that law makers are considering doing the same for the entire country. The program will be called Wreck, Revise, Resurrect and Rollin' Down the River.

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Funny story: Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Trump Promises Cheap Accidental Death Insurance to the 22 Million Cut Off Under His Proposed Health Plan

Washington, D.C. "I'm telling you," said Trump. "This is a real good deal. I've gotten one of the companies I own to offer accidental death insurance at a FANTASTIC rate to anyone who has lost their health insurance!" "This is really a once-in-a-l...

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