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Funny story: Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

Sweeney Found In Cupboard With Fambly

The comet-haired physics teacher, Stanlonso Del Van Der Graaf Barber Shop Quintet Nucyulus-Sharpe, also known as Sweeney, WAS in the cupboard with Fambly, it was claimed a hundred years ago. And last night.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...

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Funny story: Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

In an effort to get maximum points for a story on TheSpoof.com a writer has hired a statistician to do a detailed study of previous 'winners'.

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Funny story: Iraq War Ends

Iraq War Ends

Washington Toast - The war in Iraq has ended! This was sooner than expected due to events traced back to the fall of the Ottoman empire.

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Funny story: Rugby World Cup Final - England v South Africa Pre-Match Assessment

Rugby World Cup Final - England v South Africa Pre-Match Assessment

The Sporting Spoof tipster, 'the Macster', has been adopted by the England Rugby Team as their lucky mascot following pre-match assessments of their quarter-final and semi-final battles against much...

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Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: God still punishing them many southerners feel

God still punishing them many southerners feel

The latest drought in the southeast has many southerners wondering why God is still punishing them. Ever since the Civil War, southerners have felt out of favor with their Master.

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Visits Washington, President Bush

Dalai Lama Visits Washington, President Bush

The Dalai Lama paid a state visit to Washington D.C. and the White House today. President and Mrs. Bush greeting him on the South Lawn and held a brief press conference for reporters before going inside for meetings and lunch.

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Funny story: Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

Age Obsessed Media to Blame for Resignation, Says Ex-Lib-Dem Leader Campbell, 66

In a embittered and scathing press conference today, ex-Liberal-Democrat leader Sir Menzies 'Ming' Campbell apportioned the blame for his resignation on the media's apparent obsession with his ma...

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Funny story: Vagina ban in Pakistan

Vagina ban in Pakistan

President Pervez Musharraf and little brother Brian, are in the sh*thouse once again as Bennazir Bhutto is ready to walk back in to both of their kerrazeee lives.

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Funny story: Toronto Blue Jays on Ice

Toronto Blue Jays on Ice

Toronto (AP) - Due to Canadians having very little affection for any sport not played on Ice the Toronto Blue Jays will now play on a Baseball "Rink". The 7th inning stretch will include the "chicken dance" on ice and dueling Zamb...

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Funny story: Shakira stage show banned

Shakira stage show banned

Colombian warbler Shakira has had to cancel her performance at the New Orleans Shitterdome.

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Funny story: In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

In 2008 Campaigns, Candidates 'Capitol'ize TV Time

TVGuide (Poop Scoop) - There's something in the air. Or, rather, ON the air. As the 2008 presidential election season continues to heat up, new faces, old faces, two-faces, will invade your living room. Prime time will evolve int...

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Funny story: Migrant Workers Are Better Shafted Than UK Workers Says Report

Migrant Workers Are Better Shafted Than UK Workers Says Report

Alan Travesty - Outer London News Correspondent. Migrant workers are better shafted than British workers, and they are putting the 'Great' back into Great Britain to the tune of $600bn a year, according to the first governmen...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reveals She is a Zionist War-Fairy

Hillary Clinton Reveals She is a Zionist War-Fairy

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Hillary Clinton has admitted that she is a Zionist prostitute like Rudy Giuliani and the other Republican presidential candidates excepting Ron Paul, in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

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Funny story: Déjà Vu as "Iggy the Dog" Relives Elián González Case

Déjà Vu as "Iggy the Dog" Relives Elián González Case

PASADENA ('American Bitch' Staff Writer) - The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is poised to hear a custody case that's brewing between Ellen DeGeneres and a dog-adoption agency calling itself 'Mutts & Moms'.

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Funny story: England To Play On Glue In Moscow

England To Play On Glue In Moscow

The English soccer team are raging with the latest news that Russia, their opponents in the crucial Euro 2008 qualifier on Wednesday, have changed the surface of their pitch to glue in what many see as a clear case of psychological warfare and blatan...

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