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Funny story: Celtic F.C To Tie Up With Greens?

Celtic F.C To Tie Up With Greens?

A sensational story is breaking involving the once mighty Celtic FC. Sources close to Parkhead have revealed that the biscuit tinted club directors - concerned about the humiliating early exit from European competition - have been leaving no stone...

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Funny story: SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

SPL Reconstruction Shock Claims

Reports are coming out from various unnamed sources that the oft used emotional and financial arguments being put forward on the subject of league reconstruction are being accompanied by some distinctly unsavoury methods of persuasion. Details of...

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Funny story: 'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

'Anfieldgrad' is beautiful, as the burning of Torres shirts fills the air with red smoke!

This is 'Anfieldgrad', filing a NEWS REPORT from the banks of the River Mersey, with smoke in the air as the loyal defenders of 'Anfieldgrad', burn Torres shirts to keep warm. The Yanks are coming and they have fallen in love with 'Anfieldgrad' and...

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Funny story: Capello Backs 2026 World Cup Bid

Capello Backs 2026 World Cup Bid

Fabio Capello has thrown his weight behind the bid to host the 2026 World Cup. The England coach regards England as "the perfect country" as "the facilities and stadiums are really good". Lets not, of course, forget the quality air and rail lin...

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Funny story: PFA Chief Defends Salary

PFA Chief Defends Salary

Professional Footballers Association boss Gordon Taylor claims he has no reason to feel ashamed when it was revealed that his annual salary was just under £1 million. Taylor admitted that Prime Minister David Cameron might feel "sick as a parrot"...

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Funny story: Brazilian Genius Explained

Brazilian Genius Explained

Physicists have explained one of football's most spectacular goals. Brazilian Roberto Carlos's 1997 free kick against France curved so sharply that it left goalkeeper Fabian Barthez standing still and looking puzzled. Now, a study published in...

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Funny story: Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

Erin Andrews/Martin Shuttlecock Ink New Footie Contract With Sky Sports!

To counteract the recent signing by rival talkSport of 'Randy Andy" Gray and Dick Noo-keys, Sky Sports wasted no time in replacing the sexually incorrect pair with Soccer's hottest on air couple Shuttlecock & Andrews! The couple will be repris...

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Funny story: Allardyce on Allardyce

Allardyce on Allardyce

Former Blackburn boss Sam Allardyce believes he is good enough to manage any of Europe's top clubs. Allardyce, once a candidate for the England manager's job, arrived at Ewood Park in 2008 having survived at Newcastle for less than half a season.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney owing £4.5 million is just a typing error

Wayne Rooney owing £4.5 million is just a typing error

Much to the relief of one of professional football's most overpaid actors, Wayne Rooney, the £4.5 million commission being sought by his former agency was all a mistake. Speaking with relief, having taken this week's salary in cash and it being a...

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Funny story: FIFA In New Move

FIFA In New Move

Footballers all over the world have been rocked by the news that FIFA have banned buffon hairstyles for all international fixtures. Gerd Giddeen, FIFA Director of Fashion and Grooming, confirmed the ban today at a news conference in Zurich. Gi...

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Funny story: West Ham Slip Up

West Ham Slip Up

No sooner are the words out of my mouth than we find they need to be eaten. That gives me a bad feeling in the stomach. Losing 1-0 at home with Robbie Keene in the side. I will no longer predict anything about the Hammers ; they are unpredictable. However I have had a secret session with Mystic Meg - she says she's sees many goals for West Ham next season. In what Division she does not say.

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Funny story: Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

Chelsea Party Spoiled by Liverpool - Hilarious Says Expert

On the day when Chelsea looked to rub Liverpool's nose in it, the Merseysiders grabbed all three points in West London. Having nabbed the Scousers' star striker Fernando Torres as the January transfer window closed last week, the West London blues...

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Funny story: Sir Alex and his little lambs devoured by a pack of desperate, lean, mean, Wolves!

Sir Alex and his little lambs devoured by a pack of desperate, lean, mean, Wolves!

It was proven yesterday that just because you are a spoilt multi-millionaire footy player playing for the biggest club in the world means not a lot when you enter the den of a pack of hungry "Wolves". In fact if you enter with the attitude of a fl...

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Funny story: Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Neville Calls It A Day Before He Really Embarasses Himself

Gary Neville has finally done the decent thing and retired from top flight football. Speaking candidly on MUTV he issued the following statement. 'I'm packing in now because I realise I'm shite. I can't run anymore, in fact when I start to run,...

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Funny story: Football players getting choosy over who they swap shirts with after matches

Football players getting choosy over who they swap shirts with after matches

Some footballers are very choosy when it comes to deciding with whom to swap shirts following matches. "Well," said one Arsenal player, "fink abart i'..would YOU wanna swap sherts wi' someone who'd just finished tryin' to kick seven types o' shite...

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Funny story: United run out of money

United run out of money

Redditch United are looking for people willing to play their Conference North fixture on Saturday at home to Hyde. They are not picky, and will even supply the kit, though prospective players would need their own boots. "We'd need confirmation by...

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Funny story: I Never Doubted West Ham

I Never Doubted West Ham

At the outset I wish to make it clear that misunderstood articles from my 'pen' on Spoof in recent months had nothing but praise for Avram Grant, the management and team at the Hammers. Those who claim my current views on this wonderful manager were not complimentary have simply got things wrong. Avram does not wear his heart on his sleeve but he has the heart of a lion. He takes the ignora...

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