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Funny story: Phoenix Wright Wins Trial Despite Only Three Word Vocabulary

Phoenix Wright Wins Trial Despite Only Three Word Vocabulary

Only three words were in the defence attorney's vocabulary during the trial; "Take That!", "Hold It!" and "Objection!" all of which were shouted. Surprisingly, despite the lack of evidence, witnesses and talking in general, Phoenix Wright still won t...

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Funny story: Woman Loses Memory On The Mind Eraser, Sues Park

Woman Loses Memory On The Mind Eraser, Sues Park

A Georgia woman who says she lost her memory on the Mind Eraser roller coaster a year ago is taking Seven Flags Amusement Park to court. Cheryl Robin Heinson said the shoulder harness failed to hold her securely in place and she repeatedly struck...

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Funny story: God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

God To Sue Toy Manufacturer

In an unholy row God has declared that he is to sue a toy company. The firm manufactures the world's best childrens play figures and dolls, however, God is less than impressed. His legal representative Gabriel said 'When God saw their figures He...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Estate Sues Candy Manufacturers

Jade Goody Estate Sues Candy Manufacturers

Lawyers for the estate of the late Jade Goody have sued a large multi-national candy making company for trademark infringement in International Courts (through the United Nations). Attorney Mark Schaeffer said that "we have determined that the com...

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Funny story: Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Have you been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault? Pen slipped and gouged your hand? Ink-leakage-related trauma? Writer's block? Headache through brain over-usage? Paper Cut? There's always someone else to blame! Get on the phone now to Writers Claim Line on 555 1818 - you will get 100% of your compensation, often within a week. Don't delay, call today!...

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Funny story: Writer charged with defamation

Writer charged with defamation

A Spoof writer was today appearing in Belfast Crown Court, charged with defamation. For legal reasons we cannot repeat the details involved in the case, but basically the writer wrote an article satirising one of Northern Ireland's leading politician...

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Funny story: Human rights lawyer sues himself

Human rights lawyer sues himself

Controversial Canadian human rights lawyer Richard Warman sparked more furore last night when he announced he was suing himself. In a press statement, Warman said that he had come to realise that his attempts to stop people like conspiracy theoris...

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Funny story: The KKK To Sue The NBA

The KKK To Sue The NBA

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea (aka The KKK) have hired the famed Mississippi delta law firm of Trumble, Smokefield, Doe, Nitmaker, and Groutwater to sue the National Basketball Associatio...

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Funny story: Roy 'Chubby' Brown Sued Under Trade Descriptions Act

Roy 'Chubby' Brown Sued Under Trade Descriptions Act

The world of show business went into a blue funk today as news emerged that a Doncaster man was suing 'comedian' Roy 'Chubby' Brown under the Trade Descriptions Act. "This man bills himself as a comedian," Mr Patrick Bollix, of Doncaster told us.

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Funny story: Big Boy Sues Blagojevich for Copyright Infringement

Big Boy Sues Blagojevich for Copyright Infringement

Chicago, IL- There seems to be no end in sight to Ilinois govenor Rod Blagojevich legal woes. In addition to charges that Gov. Blagojevich attempted to auction off Barak Obama's vacant senate seat and accusations of shaking down a variety of chari...

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Funny story: Porn Star Sues Producers

Porn Star Sues Producers

Porn star Lulu Slutbutt plans to sue producers of the 847 films she has made this year, claiming that they were negligent in their duty of care toward her. "They have ruined my asshole," she said, "I now have absolutely no control over my sphincte...

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Funny story: Peter Falk's Daughter Takes Him To Court

Peter Falk's Daughter Takes Him To Court

Aging actor Peter Falk of Colombo fame has been taken to court by his daughter, Catherine, who says he is suffering from Alzheimer's disease and dementia. Catherine told a judge in Los Angeles court Tuesday that her dad is no longer able to run hi...

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Funny story: "Pants Suits" in Fashion

"Pants Suits" in Fashion

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...

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Funny story: Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Fruity Cell-phone Manufacturer Settles Radiation Lawsuit with Blueberries

Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...

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Funny story: Ducks Sue United States

Ducks Sue United States

AP NEWSLIAR (Wash. DC) -- Ducks nationwide have filed a class-action lawsuit against the People of the United States. The lawsuit charges that use of the phrase "lame duck" in reference to the soon-to-be over Bush administration constitutes slander.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

JK Moaning, the authoress, is tonight seeking legal advice, after the Indian government filed a lawsuit against her for plagiarising when reproducing the story behind the film Hari Puttar, the new Indian blockbuster. Hari Puttar is a film which te...

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Funny story: Irish Boy sues mother for naming him Harry Dick

Irish Boy sues mother for naming him Harry Dick

HNN NEWS REPORTS Mrs Roda Dick stands the chance of possible jail time if she if found guilty of the charges pressed against her by her 13 year old son Harry Dick. Harry claims that his mother legally changed his name to Harry when he was 10 to pu...

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