Scientists at the WIATOSLTA convention in Denver, Colorado, U.S. of A., today agreed that the theory of evolution has been debunked (that doesn't mean kicked out of bed,.... although?). Delegates to the WIATOSLTA (What Is All This Other Stuff Lead...
GENEVA - A group of top world scientists known as "The BrainFrame" have been working together in Geneva for the past seven months on what's been called the greatest experiment on human brains ever. The study involved mapping and decoding human br...
The Vatican - In a recent statement, the church announced that it had irrefutably proven that the concept of evolution and all theories associated with it are all just "a Bunch of Horrible Lies Designed to Corrupt the Youth and the Educated"...
Geneva, Switzerland - There is so much talk about the creation of the world as we know it. Some believe in evolution while others believe in Intelligent Design. Finally an agreement was reached by people of all faiths in the world.
Climate scientists from The University of Maryland have found that global warming could initiate an evolution of the river leach into a land roaming blood-sucking creature that would endanger the life or health of our children. Dr. Merle Benhoffson,...
Dr. Ivan Agenda, Professor Emeritus of Philosophical Twaddle at the Free University of Central Kansas (FUCK) revealed today that he now has incontrovertible proof that evolution theory is "a bunch of made-up crap".
According to the World Wildlife Fund experts, Penguins are one the verge of extinction if not for the intervention of human kind. The Emperor, Gentoo, Chinstrap and Adelie Penguins, who feed on Krill, the smaller relative of the Plan...
Washington, USA -- Candidate Mike Huckabee is running full steam ahead toward the first January Primaries. The former baptist preacher sat down with me to discuss his beliefs about creation and evolution in light of recent reports about how his beliefs may hurt him in the upcoming election.
Scientists at the University of Oklahoma, have proposed that human beings evolved from arm-chairs.
Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - University of Murphy's Law scientists reported an astounding discovery to the rest of the world this morning. They claim that insects contribute DNA to human evolution via saliva donations. The "donations"...
This is not an easy time to be a proponent of Intelligent Design theory {"ID"}. The public remains unconvinced that ID is anything other than creationism. This despite ID scientist Dr. Michael Behe's explaining the difference: "Hec...
Scientists have recently discovered a new species the Psarigi (or Land Fish). It is believed this is a prehistoric animal which has evaded the evolutionary process and is a direct descendent of most living mammals.
Researchers analysing a fossilized toilet claim to have uncovered the first direct evidence that modern day vegans will die out through natural selection any time now. Let's face it, nature is red in tooth and claw, and just 7000 years ago, anyon...
Many Christians have denied evolution for years, insisting that their made-up 'intelligent design theory' was more believable. But now scientists have proven that if God does exist, which he probably doesn't, but if he does then he must h...
BERKELEY, Calif. - The recent finding that Neanderthals and humans are more closely related than previously thought has anthropologists excited -- and Neanderthals perturbed.
The world rejoiced today as the scientific community reached in unison an epoch defining moment and paved the way for a glorious new chapter in the continuing evolution of mankind.
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