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Funny story: Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

Bailout CEOs get Viagra scripts from US

CEO's get BONE US - Recent government financed, bailed out CEO's, are getting erectile dysfunctional medical prescriptions free,courtesy of the US taxpayer. Citing preexisting conditions, and applying a little known or understood law, lawyers fo...

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Funny story: Congressional hearings on Wall Street bailout plan attempt to put a minority scapegoat face on sub-prime mortgage meltdown

Congressional hearings on Wall Street bailout plan attempt to put a minority scapegoat face on sub-prime mortgage meltdown

Washington, D.C. - Eager to pass off the sub-prime mortgage meltdown was the White Man's Burden instead of unchecked Wall Street greed, Congressional hearings on the one trillion dollar bailout for investment bankers will feature testimony form minor...

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Funny story: US Government Goes Bail-out Happy

US Government Goes Bail-out Happy

Just ask, and we'll bail you out. No matter who you're: AIG, FNM, FREā€¦ Lehman Brothers, get a bridge loan quick and help is coming. 1 billion to Georgia even you did not ask. Use it to dig a big hole to sink Russian tanks before they crush your police cruisers. See the incredible results. Instead of 9 out of 10 voters lose his job, only 1. Instead of 9 out of 10 investors jump...

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Funny story: Bush Bailout Continues

Bush Bailout Continues

The Bush Administration, led by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulsen and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, facing an incredulous Main Street America and a dumb & dumber Congress, has promulgated additional components to their most recent foray t...

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Funny story: Wall Street bailout delayed in dispute over whose face should be on the One Trillion-Dollar Bill: Mr. Monopoly, Alfred E. Neuman or Bush

Wall Street bailout delayed in dispute over whose face should be on the One Trillion-Dollar Bill: Mr. Monopoly, Alfred E. Neuman or Bush

Washington, DC - Since Friday, after Bush authorized the U.S. Treasury Dept. to print the nation's first-time ever one trillion-dollar bill to bailout Wall Street robber barons, Republicans and Democrats have been meeting behind closed doors, negotia...

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Funny story: AIG has name changed to "BIG" like in "Sex in the City" Mr. Big

AIG has name changed to "BIG" like in "Sex in the City" Mr. Big

Washington, DC - With the full backing of the Fed -- that is the solvency of the nation's backbone: The American taxpayer -- AIG announced today that it changed its name to [Mr.] BIG. So to appeal to the latest report designed to continue to feed and...

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Funny story: Bush authorizes U.S. Treasury Dept. to print a One Trillion-Dollar Bill to pay for Wall Street bailout

Bush authorizes U.S. Treasury Dept. to print a One Trillion-Dollar Bill to pay for Wall Street bailout

Washington, DC - In another unprecedented moment for the fiscal annals of the United States of America, today Bush authorized the U.S. Treasury department to print a one trillion dollar bill to pay for the Wall Street robber baron bailout. Meanwhile,...

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Funny story: Dead cat bounce as Wall Street rallies on Bush sub-prime slop-bucket scam

Dead cat bounce as Wall Street rallies on Bush sub-prime slop-bucket scam

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (Ass Mess): Wall Street has reacted with a classic dead cat bounce following news of the Bush Administration-created hedge fund equivalent of a sub-prime slop bucket to absorb US banks' dodgy punts. US Treasury Secretary Hank...

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Funny story: Fed takeover of AIG ensures U.S. taxpayers are now self-insured. So watch yourself!

Fed takeover of AIG ensures U.S. taxpayers are now self-insured. So watch yourself!

Washington, DC - Try avoiding a car accident or having to file a homeowners insurance claim. Or any claim altogether for that matter, even at all personal cost to yourself or especially that of your family. As now, after the Fed takeover of AIG (the...

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Funny story: Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

Lehman Brothers too small and sound to save, says Fed

New York, New York - Negotiations broke down between Lehman Brother representatives and that of the feds for a federal bailout when the accounting books disclosed that Lehman Bothers did not qualify under the Bush's "Too Big to Fail" economic doctrin...

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Funny story: Bush's "Too Big to Fail" economic doctrine rescues another Wall Street Titian: [insert name here]

Bush's "Too Big to Fail" economic doctrine rescues another Wall Street Titian: [insert name here]

Washington, DC - Be it Bear Sterns, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac or even AIG, the word on Wall Street is that the Feds are willing to go along with the new economic model of privatizing the profits while socializing the liability to Main Street. Once agai...

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Funny story: New York City financial district physically moved to the White House front lawn by house movers

New York City financial district physically moved to the White House front lawn by house movers

New York, New York - Thousands of employees in New York City's finacial district woke up this morning to find that their buildings in which they work had been moved to the front lawn of the White House. House movers relocated the entire financial dis...

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