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Funny story: Zombie Party Endorses McCain

Zombie Party Endorses McCain

Pittsburgh, PA - The leader of the Zombie Party, Ephraim Klipspringer, said in a statement given at the annual Monroeville Mall Zombie Walk, that his party, "ambles aimlessly behind, er, stands behind McCain 100 percent." He continued, "During the...

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Funny story: Zombies gatecrash Republican Party Party

Zombies gatecrash Republican Party Party

A group of flesh eating zombies have gate crashed the annual Republican Party barbecue festivities, FOX News reports.

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Funny story: Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

The XXIII Zombie Olympiad's official opening ceremony begins later today with a host of celebrities in attendance.

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Funny story: Zombie Coronation Halted by Cyborg Invasion

Zombie Coronation Halted by Cyborg Invasion

Following the recent re-appearance of long dead Monarchs of the British Throne during the summer silly season (as reported earlier this year by two top Spoof News Reporters), there has been a sudden and dramatic twist in the story.

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Funny story: Government to Tax the Living Dead

Government to Tax the Living Dead

In a bizarre new move to rake in some money, the British Government has decided to start taxing the Living Dead.

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Funny story: Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!

With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...

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Funny story: Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

Bob Monkhouse Returns From The Dead

In a shock to the comedy establishment today, veteran comedian Bob Monkhouse has returned from the dead. He was initially spotted playing golf alongside Jimmy Tarbuck on Saturday, but journalists simply didn't believe the dead comedian had return...

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Funny story: Sinister Zombie Worshiping Cult snares billions worldwide!

Sinister Zombie Worshiping Cult snares billions worldwide!

World ASS' PRESS: - There are growing concerns in some circles that a pseudo religion with cult like attributes is brainwashing people into becoming followers. The crazy tin pot cult is leading people to believe...

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Funny story: Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

Death Takes Vacation In Hawaii

TOMBSTONE, NETHERVOID--(NECRO PRESS) "After being on the job, what looks like...Forever! I decided to take a break from all the doom & gloom and step out among the living to smell the flowers" says our even...

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Funny story: Sinbad dies - returns as flesh eating zombie

Sinbad dies - returns as flesh eating zombie

'Houseguest' and 'Jingle All The Way' star Sinbad (real name David Adkins), who died on stage last week during his stand-up comedy act, has returned as a flesh-eating zombie. News of his death, leaked on Wednesday, appeared briefly on...

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Funny story: Kidman in zombie state after crash

Kidman in zombie state after crash

Los Angeles, Ca - (Rioters): Actress Nicole Kidman is reported to be hospitalised in a zombie state tonight after crashing a car in a carcrash scene during the filming of her latest movie The Invasion.

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