HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell is extremely proud of his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. The man from Elstree, Hertfordshire, England has shown everyone in America that he is definitely someone who has the Midas Golden Touch. Simon Phillip C...
X-Factor's ever so slightly effeminate, but not necessarily gay, contestant, Johnny Robinson, has been in talks with the big boys at world renowned satirical website, The Spoof - with a view to signing up as a writer. Sources say that Robinson fir...
Gay satirists who write for a popular satirical website (Which we can't name here for fear of ridicule.) who apparently have a soft spot for gerbils and cross dressing, were rejoicing this evening as Johnny Robinson made it through to next week's rou...
LONDON - Gay novelty X-Factor contestant Johnny Robinson went into Saturday's performance feeling decidedly pessimistic, as the show was rock themed, and Johnny by his own admission, had never attempted to sing a rock song in his life. Suffice to...
Hot on the heels of the recent announcement by Westlife, it was announced today that Simon Cowell is splitting up. It would appear that Simon says "put your hands on the dial (premium only please)" is to be no more. At a press conference held i...
A leaked report claims that MI6's role in the illicit transport of terror suspects was actually a misguided attempt to help people achieve their dreams of becoming the next Olly Murs. Far from being complicit in the torture of those deemed a threa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a surprising move that has even shocked President Obama word coming out of the hallowed halls of the United States Senate is that the Democratic and Republican dudes and dudesses who make lots of money and have fantastic benefit...
Roly-Poly Pop Idol loser Michelle McManus has been uncovered on Berwick beach with a makeshift market stall. The rotund reality show 'star' shot to fame in the 2003 edition of the popular Simon Cowell show with stunning renditions of songs by Fats...
LOS ANGELES - The overnight ratings came in and Simon Cowell's much anticipated new singing reality show X-Factor got beaten by the top situation comedy in the country, Modern Family. A total of 14.3 million viewers watched the season's premier ep...
BEVERLY HILLS - The man behind the new show X-Factor, Simon Cowell recently threw a party at his mansion Casa La T-Shirt, on September 7, in honor of one of his all-time favorite music legends Buddy Holly. Cowell and his fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy i...
In the face of mounting public dislike, Simon Cowell has spoken candidly about the amount of distress he suffers on a day to day basis. "I'm a multi millionaire", Cowell remarked, "Everyone does what I says, the money keeps coming in. I live in a...
HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell says that most people do not know it but he is really two different people. The first one is the dark T-shirt wearing pompously snobbish hateful Sultan of Sarcasm that he was when he was the judge on American Idol. The...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, barely recovered from the dual ordeals of sausage flavoured lager and a malfunctioning mobile phone, this morning almost choked on his porridge when he accessed his Twitter account and saw a message posted by former Gir...
LONDON - Still reeling from being fired by America's version of X-Factor and being dumped by boyfriend Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole has returned to England. She spoke with Loretta Piffinshaw of Ta Ta For Now News and told her that the past year has be...
HOLLYWOOD - It is fairly common knowledge on the Left Coast that ever since the early days of American Idol there have been sensually suggestive sparks between Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. Cowell known as "The Sultan of Sarcasm" and Abdul known a...
The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has been through quite a bit the past year. She was cheated on by her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole. And she finally ended up divorcing the 'what was he thinking' womanizer. She then fell into the arms of her BFF...
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