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Funny story: Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...

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Funny story: Vatican Rejects Caroline Kennedy

Vatican Rejects Caroline Kennedy

Sources close to the Vatican and the Obama administration have disclosed that Caroline Kennedy has been found unacceptable by the Vatican as the US ambassador to the Holy See. Rumours have flown across the Atlantic and back speculating on the suppose...

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Funny story: Pope Moves Vatican to Africa

Pope Moves Vatican to Africa

The once radical Jesus movement attracted followers and created enemies because of its progressive views concerning human dignity, women's rights and social justice. The cosmopolitan city of Rome became a center in the new worldview. And it cam...

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Funny story: Vatican Defends Right of Fetus to Carry its Child

Vatican Defends Right of Fetus to Carry its Child

The abortion debate took a new turn this week when it was announced that a catholic fetus in an undisclosed South American nation has become pregnant. Pro choice advocates from around the world immediately began to advocate for the fetus with child's...

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Funny story: Indulgences and Ejaculations Revived by Sin Conscious Vatican't

Indulgences and Ejaculations Revived by Sin Conscious Vatican't

Jesus, Mary and Joseph was the favorite ejaculation of catholic school children of the 1950's because it carried more indulgences than other short quick prayers like Jumpin Jehosophat and Mama mia Duse Botsa. After the Vatican council the sequel the...

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Funny story: Holocaust Denier WILL Recant, States Vatican!

Holocaust Denier WILL Recant, States Vatican!

The Vatican on Wednesday demanded that a prelate who denied the Holocaust recant his positions before being fully admitted as a bishop into the Roman Catholic Church. It also said Pope Benedict XVI had not known about Bishop Richard Williamson's v...

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Funny story: Vatican to Produce Springtime for Hitler II

Vatican to Produce Springtime for Hitler II

Mel Brooks has sold the rights to his Producer's parody musical Springtime for Hitler to PapaZinger Productions a subsidiary of the Roman Catholic Church and Candle Company Inc. Those in the know are predicting that a sequel to Springtime will hi...

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Funny story: Vatican To Sell La Pieta To Dubai Shopping Mall Consortium

Vatican To Sell La Pieta To Dubai Shopping Mall Consortium

Deadline: Rome - Following several aborted attempts to buy ailing premiership football club, Liverpool, the Dubai Exploit This Western Recession And Milk It Group have announced proposals to flash the cash at one of Christianity's most revered symbol...

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Funny story: Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

Church of Scientology Buys Vatican

The Church of Scientology, founded by the late Science Fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, proved themselves to be the richest religious organization in the world by purchasing Vatican City from the Catholic Church. The group who bases their beliefs...

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Funny story: Vatican changes date of Christmas

Vatican changes date of Christmas

In a surprise statement from the Vatican, the Pope has declared that Christmas will now in future be celebrated on 1st December. Three wise men noticed a heavenly alignment of Venus, Jupiter and a crescent moon at the beginning of last month as a...

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Funny story: On Line Poker more popular than God and Sex in Vatican City

On Line Poker more popular than God and Sex in Vatican City

Vatican spokesman Monsignor Fabrizio 'The Stone' Sachetti has sparked a war of words following allegations of on line gambling addictions amongst Vatican City clergy. Monsignor Sachetti has lived in the Papal enclave for 34 years and has se...

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Funny story: Vatican Demands Sex

Vatican Demands Sex

Couples who cannot have sexual intercourse or cannot conceive children naturally have sought methods of reproduction to obey the biblical commission to go forth and multiply and fill the earth. These unique acts of love have been condemned by the Vat...

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Funny story: Vatican issues a writ: McCartney under threat

Vatican issues a writ: McCartney under threat

In breaking news, the Vatican has announced that it will subpoena former Beatle Paul McCartney to attend a special hearing by the Office of Orthodox Instruction (formerly the Inquisition set up originally during the Reformation). Whilst the Vatic...

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Funny story: Seaworld Buys Venice

Seaworld Buys Venice

Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.

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Funny story: Vatican forgives Gay remark

Vatican forgives Gay remark

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican's newspaper (The Godly Times) has forgiven Hugh Grunt for declaring that Catholic Priests were more gay than George Michael, calling the remark a "boast of an fu****g arsehole" by a old man grappling with fame. The comm...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Has Aids Says Vatican

Pope Benedict Has Aids Says Vatican

His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI ,Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy,Bishop of Rome, Leader of the Roman Catholic Church, The Vicar of Christ, Head of State of the Vatican,Servant of the Servants of God,Successor of the Prince of...

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Funny story: Vatican demands Satanic Sluts exorcism

Vatican demands Satanic Sluts exorcism

Vatican - (Holy Shit! Mess): The BBC's shambolic Russell Brand slag-shagging shame fiasco took a new twist this weekend with the Vatican urging an immediate exorcism of Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. Pope Joe 'The Plumber' Ratzinger apparently...

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