Seeking at least $25,000 in damages, and immediate PPO, Priscilla Pharnsworth's vagina filed suit against her in New York's Federal District Court today. Alleging, inter alia, abuse, slavery, negligence, interstate flight to get fucked, alienatio...
Sharon Osborne takes to the road this week for some wry and amusing anecdotes about her "lady garden" together with the reminiscences of her contemporaries private places. "The Vagina Travelogues" is a more mobile and dynamic version of the "Vagina...
Hollywood,CA/ Where Loose Lips Make Front Page News - Professional Hollywood Pussy Watchers were shocked today when a disgruntled photographer disclosed that world famous Snatch Shots of two Lippy Tartlets were Photoshopped! In the now classic...
When Arthur Toynbee took time out from writing the definitive history of world civilisation to fertilize the egg that would yield pretty little Polly, little did he suspect that said Polly would show her crack to the very same global village. Polly w...
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely,...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a startling revelation, Rush Limbaugh has publicly announced that he prefers the world's largest penis to the world's largest vagina. "Look, folks," Limbaugh huffed on his show Monday. "I can't tell you how many times it's...
(West Hollywood): Long missing from the tabloids, La-Lohan's vagina is ready to mount a comeback. Kitty - formerly known as fire crotch - wants to prove she is ready to work. Often seen at night club openings and dining hot-spots, the troubled st...
MANHATTAN, KS - Local FFOX affiliate KFFA has completed contract negotiations with Jess Wright, Jr. and Kitty Purrfect, a man with a normal sized penis and a woman with a normal sized vagina, respectively. Originally from Manhattan, Kansas, the pa...
New York, NY -- An unknown number of VIP dignitaries are still missing today as the Statue of Liberty's vagina fell off into the New York Harbor with them in it. Officials are not sure how many dignitaries, including members of their immediate fam...
BALTIMORE - A surgical team at John Hopkins Medical Center recently removed a woman's healthy kidney through her vagina. This operation is the world's first such kidney transplantation of its kind. Dr. Hickory Boston Kettledrum, who performed...
The Penis Monologues, a sequel to the very popular and award winning The Vagina Monologues, is scheduled for a Friday evening opening on Broadway. The play has is about men and their relationship with their reproductive organs. All shows for the...
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...
Silicone vaginas and penises, part of a new virtual reality package offered by Microsoft Corporation makes its debut this weekend, and CEO Bill Gates, as usual, is behind the state of the art hardware and software for the game experience. Said to...
Medical doctors throughout the world today are mystified over what has been described as the first pregnancy caused by masturbation. News of the discovery traveled like wildfire and had the town's tongues wagging furiously about the allegation. Th...
Clarence House - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Heritage Lottery Fund has given £487,500 towards the £725,000 transformation of the Duchess of Cornwall's vagina after her disastrous 2007 hysterectomy operation. A Clarence House spokesman s...
Muff diving has been a world wide tradition, an Olympic sport and an adolescent rite of passage for generations. A new generation and hair removing creams and slick bic razors have promoted the almost universal practice of the Bald Eagle. The cha...
There was great excitement in the entertainment sector today when the results of a nationwide survey revealed that the vagina owned by Miley Cyrus is now more popular than that of Britney Spears. The vaginas, both very similar in design, are curre...
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