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Funny story: 5 Foot Tall Talking Vagina Invades TV Airwaves Unnoticed

5 Foot Tall Talking Vagina Invades TV Airwaves Unnoticed

People hardly notice it anymore. Like the proverbial Boiling Frog Syndrome: If one abruptly tosses a frog into a pot of boiling water, it will jump out. But if one gently places a frog into a pot of lukewarm water and turn the heat up gradually, it w...

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Funny story: Vagina Breakfast Platter?

Vagina Breakfast Platter?

A Stoke woman has hit the big time after deciding to serve breakfast from her vagina.

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Funny story: Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

Worlds Smallest Vagina - New Record Holder

The Guinness Book of Records has just confirmed that they have discovered the smallest vagina ever caught on record. It belongs to Jennifer Jenkins, a trailer-trash skank who lives somewhere in Nebraska.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus dresses like a Vagina and Zac Efron dresses like a Cock

Miley Cyrus dresses like a Vagina and Zac Efron dresses like a Cock

Teenagers all across the globe have been banned from accessing magazines, televison and their computers by frustrated parents following the leaking of an image of explicit images of Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron in '...

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Funny story: Laura Bush's Pussy Goes Missing

Laura Bush's Pussy Goes Missing

In the early hours of the morning news broke that staff at The White House were in a state of panic as Laura Bush's pussy had gone missing.

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Funny story: Bushes Demand Name Change

Bushes Demand Name Change

Hedges, shrubbery and foliage of all sorts have begun in unprecedented to fashion to demand that they no longer be referred to as bushes.

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Funny story: Typical Day at UCLA for Britney Spears' Vagina

Typical Day at UCLA for Britney Spears' Vagina

UCLA - Britney Spears' vagina revealed today what a typical day is like at UCLA.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears' Vagina To Retire From Public Life With Immediate Effect

Britney Spears vagina, for so long an icon in the world of pop music and art, and just about the only part of the star that anyone is really interested in anymore, is to retire from public life, and to take a well-earned rest. Ms Spears has been t...

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Funny story: Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

Virgnity restored after Bizzare Golf Balls Up

In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.

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Funny story: Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Nympho Jamie Lynn Spears set for 'Zoey 101' Return

Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.

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Funny story: EU Vagina Tax

EU Vagina Tax

Following EU plans to tax male members next year, women will not escape as their bits are going to be measured too. Forms are, as we speak, being prepared in Brussels ready for the Tax year 2008 and girls over 16 years of age, will face a 'Hole T...

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Funny story: Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story: Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

Born-again, Torn-again 'virgins' - spark new Islamic cult!!

[Dateline Londonistan]: Just when it seemed that Islamic fundamentalism couldn't get any more extreme, a new study has revealed that social regression

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Funny story: The Spoof! Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck E. Filbert, Discusses Fascination with Tuna

The Spoof! Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck E. Filbert, Discusses Fascination with Tuna

The Spoof! -- Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck Filbert, acknowledged a secret obsession with tuna the other day. "Well, I just really like the smell of that stuff myself," Filbert openly explained for the first time, "I mean, I could just...

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Funny story: Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Jessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary

Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.

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