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Funny story: People aren't half as stupid as they look.

People aren't half as stupid as they look.

The results of an extensive and detailed study from the Centra De Observations Humanity at the illustrious University of Nowhere have finally shown that the old adage is indeed correct, people aren't half as stupid as they look. While an accurate and...

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Funny story: Former President Clinton to be Part of Sex Study

Former President Clinton to be Part of Sex Study

(AP) Former United States President WIlliam Jefferson Clinton (Bill) has agreed to leave his retirement to assist a University of Arkansas study to find out if blondes really are better in bed.

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Funny story: Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

Oxford to Introduce New English Word : Tetek

LONDON - The Oxford University wlll introduce a new English word to the Oxford Dictionary which is termed as Tetek pronounced as te-tek or simply in its acronym T-Mode.

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Funny story: CU Adds Ethanol Studies

CU Adds Ethanol Studies

Boulder -- Not being named "One of the Top Ten Party Schools" by the Princeton Review has led the regents of the University of Colorado to make startling changes. Starting this fall, Ethanol Studies will be added to the CU curriculum. Stu...

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Funny story: Massive Stench Eminating from Unknown Source

Massive Stench Eminating from Unknown Source

Countries around the world have been reporting an eye-tearing, gut wrenching, vomitous Stench coming from somewhere; experts, however, so far, have been unable to identify the source. Reginald Hachenbauer of the University of California at Merced, pr...

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Funny story: NCAA Expands Post-Season Ban to Animal Mascots

NCAA Expands Post-Season Ban to Animal Mascots

Los Angeles, CA-Encouraged by the success of Native American support groups in convincing the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) to require university sports teams with mascots named after tribes or with terms deemed offensive (breathe i...

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Funny story: Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg

Queen to watch Prince William collect university degree in the geography of Eigg

Eigg is the second largest of ‘The Small Isles' and is located in the zone between the Isle of Skye to the north and the Ardamurchan peninsula to the south. Eigg, at some 8km by 6km is more than large enough for its 60 inhabitants.

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Funny story: Five year old Math Genius Still Too Stupid for College Level Calculus

Five year old Math Genius Still Too Stupid for College Level Calculus

Three times a week, at Demster University, a calculus class meets for lecture. It is early. 8:00 AM. For a college student, this is brutal. One hundred and fifty students enter the doors and take their seats. Most drink coffee to wake themselves up. Some listen to IPods. Others read the student paper or talk with friends. But one bright student, sitting in the front of class is drawing with his cr...

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Funny story: Yale University Revamps Recruitment Strategy

Yale University Revamps Recruitment Strategy

As elite high school students around the country have their mail boxes filled with college brochures, a letter from Yale University will always draw extra attention. The Yale name won't be the only thing drawing attention now, as the University's ne...

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Funny story: Mike Tyson Signs With Temple University

Mike Tyson Signs With Temple University

Temple University basketball coach John Chaney today announced the signing of Mike Tyson to play basketball for the Owls. "Mike's a fine young lad," Chaney said, "and will lend maturity and inside strength to our young squad." The NCAA approved the a...

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Funny story: Student Halls Replaced with Refugee Camps

Student Halls Replaced with Refugee Camps

St. Andrews, Scotland. On Thursday Brian Land, president of the University of St. Andrews, happily announced that out-of-date halls were to be revolutionised during a drastic new scheme that replaces the old ‘backward', and ‘inefficient' hall...

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Funny story: Awkward Silence Follows Poorly Executed Trick-Shot

Awkward Silence Follows Poorly Executed Trick-Shot

Clapham Pool Hall, London. Pool and snooker fans everywhere sat in shock, when an over confident university student failed to perform a trick shot he had so incessantly believed he could. The 20 to 30 second silence left a pronounced change...

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Funny story: Why can't I get a Venti-Extra hot-Soya Milk- 5 shot Split -Breve-Mocha-no foam-with extra chocolate drizzle in this town?

Why can't I get a Venti-Extra hot-Soya Milk- 5 shot Split -Breve-Mocha-no foam-with extra chocolate drizzle in this town?

Don't get me wrong. I think St. Andrews is a great town. It has so much to offer: a great university, a daunting history racked with drama and golf, a movie theatre, more pubs per capita than any other town in the UK - Yes there is so much here in this place for one to experience and gain insight into. So why, in such an upbeat happening atmosphere, can't I get a Venti-Extra hot-Soya Milk-5 sho...

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Funny story: Recent College Study Suggests Numbers Are Useless, Ugly

Recent College Study Suggests Numbers Are Useless, Ugly

According to students conducting lab research at the University of Southern California, most, if not all of the research collected in these labs is undoubtedly worthless. "We have found that the data from our experiments serves no purpose whatso...

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Funny story: Dr Bob Dylan returns to scene of teenager's torment

Dr Bob Dylan returns to scene of teenager's torment

When Bob Dylan steps up to the stage to accept his degree at St Andrews University, he'll be on tear-soaked ground that witnessed one of his most loyal defences.

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Funny story: George W. Bush is Human Clone

George W. Bush is Human Clone

A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...

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Funny story: Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

Tennessee's Fulmer Has #1 Recruiting Class

AP - Knoxville, TN -- There is great rejoicing throughout the barns and stables, and the coopers and blacksmiths shops of Tennessee today. The University of Tennessee has landed its best crop of football recruits in decades.

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