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Funny story: Iran's Ahadinejad Accepts Obama's Plea To Speak on His Behalf at UN!

Iran's Ahadinejad Accepts Obama's Plea To Speak on His Behalf at UN!

NY/NY The New York Times - Iran's President Mahmoud Ahadinejad, has accepted a speaking engagement at the UN on September 23 in order to pledge his support for Barack Obama, Iran's choice for the next President of the US. Ahadinejad, a student a...

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Funny story: United (Nations) revert to 4-4-2

United (Nations) revert to 4-4-2

United Nations manager Ban Ki-Moon admits his side may have been tactically naive and shouldn't even have been on the pitch during the last round of the Anglo-American Name Claiming Championships. Peacekeepers were called to the touchline as Brits...

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Funny story: Nothing Funny To Happen In World For Two Weeks

Nothing Funny To Happen In World For Two Weeks

The United Nations has declared that nothing funny will happen in the news for the next two weeks. These "Days of Soberness and Deep Thought," if successful, may become an annual even.

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Funny story: Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

Obama spurns UN, heads for Somalia

Declaring victory for his war policies in Iraq and Afghanistan, Presidential hopeful Barack Obama cut short his middle eastern tour and turned his attention toward his peace initiative in Somalia.

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Funny story: The UN is "A bit shit"

The UN is "A bit shit"

TheSpoof.com has uncovered shocking evidence that the UN (United Nations) is considered to be "A bit shit" by the international community.

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Funny story: Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...

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Funny story: Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

The government in Burma, where a massive cyclone swept across the country last weekend, have said that they will not allow UN Aid workers to distribute supplies within its borders until the outside world starts using its prop...

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Funny story: Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

"You can't even make a risotto?" Gordon Ramsey shouts at the UN Food Crisis Management Meeting today. "Shut it down, shut the kitchen down."...

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Funny story: UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

UN Security Council passes resolution 1889 (2008) to re-instate UNMOVIC to investigate latest UK A-Bomb Tests

February 27th was a special day for the UK when the people of England, Wales and Northern Ireland were shaken out of their beds by what was apparently a 5.4 on the Richter scale earthquake, emanating from the Lincolnshire town of Market Rasen, near G...

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Funny story: UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers come up with plan to solve food crisis in third world countries and be green at the same time.

UN ministers revealed yesterday that they have come up with a plan to solve both the growing food crisis in the third world, and still be economically friendly at the same time.

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Funny story: Prince Charles' drug dealing running rampant warns UN

Prince Charles' drug dealing running rampant warns UN

Caribbean - (Shambolic Mess): International drug barons like Prince Charles are operating with rampant impunity the UN warned today amid reports the Puppet Monarchy's heir-of-the-dog-apparent is to rendezvous with the first of five Russian-built...

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Funny story: Pluto in Capricorn: expect earthquakes says UN

Pluto in Capricorn: expect earthquakes says UN

UN HQ, NYC - (Monumental Mess): Astrologers meeting at the UN Security Council's strategic planning conference today have warned that Saturday 26 January's ingress of Pluto into the sign of Capricorn spells political earthquakes of a magnitu...

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Funny story: Angel Appears Unexpectedly Before United Nations Assembly

Angel Appears Unexpectedly Before United Nations Assembly

United Nations Building, New York (IPP) - An angel appeared before the United Nation's meeting of the General Assembly Wednesday after lunch.

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Funny story: Djibouti Chosen By UN As Top Country In Which To Live

Djibouti Chosen By UN As Top Country In Which To Live

NEW YORK - Djibouti (pronounced ji-boo-tee), also known officially as the Republic of Djibouti, was chosen by the United Nations as the top country in which to live in 2007.

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe sells timeshare at U.N.

Robert Mugabe sells timeshare at U.N.

Funnyman and international statesman President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe used his speech to the United Nations General Assembly this week not to condemn the policies of Western leaders but to sell timeshare

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Funny story: United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations Demotes Peru to Town Status

United Nations, New York (IP) - The United Nations (UN) has demoted Peru down to the status of township. Asked why they had done such a thing the UN responded that they could not think of anything that came from Peru nor could they remember the name...

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Funny story: Babel Fish Starts World War III

Babel Fish Starts World War III

A terrible dispute disrupted negotiations at the UN today after delegates began using Babel fish to translate rather than humans.

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