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Funny story: Isle of Wight Now More Popular than Haiti as Ultimate Tourist Destination!

Isle of Wight Now More Popular than Haiti as Ultimate Tourist Destination!

After centuries of slumbering unnoticed, suddenly the Isle of Wight, due to a cosmic convergence of puzzling occurrences, has been thrust into the public limelight, and just yesterday was named as the World's Most Intriguing New Tourist Destination,...

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Funny story: Backed by EU, Lib/Dem Coalition Backs 'bait & switch' Tri-Sexual Unions to Stiffen Resolve & Save Country!

Backed by EU, Lib/Dem Coalition Backs 'bait & switch' Tri-Sexual Unions to Stiffen Resolve & Save Country!

In a striking assault on 'family values', the Con/Lib government has given the green light to promoting the abandonment of heterosexual unions to one more enlightened featuring unions 'that could go either way,' according to a MP in Yeoville well ac...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Gordon Brown in Alcopop-Fueled Sex Binge

Reports are emerging that Gordon Brown partook in a 15 hour love-making marathon with 8 members of the Croydon Ladies Badminton Club, in the latest bizarre chapter in his downward spiral since losing the general election earlier this year. A sou...

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Funny story: UK Declares War On USA - DJ Tells Obama To Zip The Lip, Or Else.

UK Declares War On USA - DJ Tells Obama To Zip The Lip, Or Else.

Brit radio DJ James Whale appeared on TV today, quite angry about Barack Obama's continual bitching about the BP oil spill, criticising the President for making Britain look bad and embracing blame culture. Many observers agreed. Hugo Swizzlest...

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Funny story: David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

David Cameron to put UK on Ebay

In a private conversation with Phoenix Joe at a House of Commons bar, Prime Minister David Cameron revealed that the economic plight of the UK is actually far worse than he had dared to think. Dave finished his large G&T, stared into the empty...

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Funny story: US And UK Forces Making Steady Progress In Afghanistan

US And UK Forces Making Steady Progress In Afghanistan

We're pleased to report that US, UK, and other NATO forces are making slow but steady progress in the battle for the hearts and minds of the beleaguered people of Afghanistan. Military Commanders consider that diplomacy and accessibility make more...

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Funny story: Entire UK Population To Hide From Inspector Morse

Entire UK Population To Hide From Inspector Morse

In what's been touted as the biggest, most complex practical joke in history, the entire UK population have agreed en-masse to hide from American TheSpoof.com writer, semi-retired detective and ex-pirate captain Morse, a native of The Carolina's when...

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Funny story: Greece Announces National Holiday After Getting Massive Bailout from EU : Brits Must Work "Longer, Harder and for Less" Says Soros!

Greece Announces National Holiday After Getting Massive Bailout from EU : Brits Must Work "Longer, Harder and for Less" Says Soros!

Declaring it a "Zorba the Greek" moment, tens of thousands of Greek citizens poured out into the streets to celebrate the announcement that a last minute financial reprieve granted by the International Monetary Fund,(IMF), would enable them to contin...

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Funny story: Frenzy Heightens and Search Intensifies for Euro Lottery Claimant Still Unidentified!

Frenzy Heightens and Search Intensifies for Euro Lottery Claimant Still Unidentified!

The search continues tonight after it was announced that a UK resident had claimed the $59.5M Euro Millions jackpot, but has refused to 'come clean' about his identity. Meanwhile, the frenzy continues around a chip shop and pub in Portsmouth where supposedly the winning ticket was purchased by an unassuming man, a regular man by all accounts, and a man many think was the lucky winner. "Liste...

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Funny story: UK to become ''Immigration Capitol of the World'' by 2012

UK to become ''Immigration Capitol of the World'' by 2012

The Home Office has tried to hide shocking new statistics on Polish Immigration to the UK in the last year and were only forced to make the stats public when a Polish Pole Dancer, Iliaka Rimmurbottomoff had the 2inch file shoved into her knickers, wh...

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Funny story: Homesick for Middlesbrough and missing Chubby Brown

Homesick for Middlesbrough and missing Chubby Brown

This writer is homesick for her home town of Middlesbrough, England. I was recently told, by a fellow Yorkshire person (or so I thought), who still lives over there, but in Scotland, that I was no longer a Yorkshire lass. This greatly upset me because I had a tattoo of the Yorkshire White Rose emblem recently placed proudly on my right ankle. I was so upset at being told Middlesbrough was...

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Funny story: UK and Holland agree to melt Iceland

UK and Holland agree to melt Iceland

As the population of Iceland prepare to vote 'No' in a referendum to pay back the UK and Holland after the collapse of Icesave Bank in 2008, the British and Dutch governments have agreed to send a task force of debt collectors to deliver a simple mes...

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Funny story: Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

Thousands of Ex Pats in Thailand Receiving 'Air Conditioning Allowance' from UK!

The UK government accounting office revealed today that thousands of former Brits were receiving millions of pounds in 'Air Conditioning' Substance allowances under an obscure law sponsored by The Big Labour party as part of the EU fiasco. Just as...

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Funny story: Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

Tourists to UK Warned to be "vigilant' as Political Correctness Soars to New Heights!

The US Embassy today upgraded their Tourist Alert to "Ridiculous" from "Slightly Amusing" today, as the assault against common sense continued to threaten UK-US relations. According to a spokesman from the Embassy the upgrade became necessary afte...

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Funny story: UK Beer Sales Fall Flat

UK Beer Sales Fall Flat

Figures released today by the Brewer's Federation caused alarm bells to ring in most UK and several European breweries, as beer consumption dropped to its lowest level in over 50 years. Some brewers blamed industrial action at the Anheuser-Busch I...

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Funny story: UK Spoof Writer Hard at Work Building Ark in Portsmouth for Oncoming Thaw!

UK Spoof Writer Hard at Work Building Ark in Portsmouth for Oncoming Thaw!

Contemplating a rising tide as recent record snow falls are soon to start melting, UK Spoofer Skoob1999 has sworn off Stella, and has devoted himself to building a life saving ARK in anticipation of the coming CATASTROPHE! Local neighborhood yobs...

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Funny story: UK On Zombie Red Alert

UK On Zombie Red Alert

Following thousands of reported zombie sightings in the UK, Downing Street this afternoon officially placed the nation on Red Alert. Emergency call centres have been inundated with calls from terrified homeowners claiming to have spotted zombies i...

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