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Funny story: 'Weeping Madonna' UFO mothership appears over Blagojevich gubernatorial mansion

'Weeping Madonna' UFO mothership appears over Blagojevich gubernatorial mansion

Chicago, Illinois - (Jesus Wept! Mess): Streaming tears of blood a 'weeping madonna'-emblazoned UFO mothership appeared over Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's executive mansion late last night. The alien craft was seen briefly above the 410 East...

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Funny story: Chevron's General Jones warned of Mumbai UFO 'rising from the sea'

Chevron's General Jones warned of Mumbai UFO 'rising from the sea'

Mumbai - (X-Files Mess): Top Pentagon official General James Jones repeatedly warned India's military intelligence ministry that a UFO mothership would 'rise from the sea' ahead of last week's terrorist bloodbath. But the tipoff failed to stop the...

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Funny story: Thanksgiving Day UFO mothership omen over Buckingham Palace

Thanksgiving Day UFO mothership omen over Buckingham Palace

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Puppet Monarch had a major psychotic episode again today, ranting to her official Queen's Busy Body of the Ye Omen of the Guard about 'a vile UFO' that was 'sending her telepathetic (sic) death threats' through...

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Funny story: Gay Divers find remains of space ship

Gay Divers find remains of space ship

Bargaydos - Gay divers have found the remains of a space ship wrecked off the felching Islands in 1841, an accident that set free the crew of many current residents of those islands. Some 292 crew members including several gays survived the sinking o...

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Funny story: RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

RAF anti-UFO patrols above crystal 'Skull of Doom' exhibition

Edinburgh, Scotland - (X-Files Mess): It has been dubbed the 'Skull of Doom' following a spooky Inca prediction that it would curse any daftass Hollywood movie that used it to resurrect the flaccid acting career of Harrison Ford. And now the RAF i...

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Funny story: UFO alien abduction theory as Nazi billionaire's coffin vanishes

UFO alien abduction theory as Nazi billionaire's coffin vanishes

Carinthia - (Sieg Heil! Mess): Austrian Air Farce (sic) pilots are scouring the skies for a Nazi-busting UFO mothership after a Third Reich billionaire's corpse and coffin vanished mysteriously from his grave in Velden am Woertherse. German indus...

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Funny story: Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Aleppo - (X-Files Mess): The bizarre saga of the vanishing Russian church that suddenly materialised near the Pentagon's Area 51 alien base in Roswell, Nevada, took a sinister new twist today. Reports from Syria allege that the preserved remains o...

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Funny story: UFO connection to ancient Celtic gold coins trove

UFO connection to ancient Celtic gold coins trove

Maastricht - (Brinks-Matt Mess): A treasure trove find of saucer-shaped gold and silver Celtic coins from the first century BC has delighted and stunned Dutch metal detecting enthusiast Paul Curfs. The 47 year-old found the cache of rare Roman boo...

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Funny story: Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Moscow - (X-Files Mess): Kremlin officials are gobsmacked after an 18th century brick-built two storey church 'suddenly vanished' from Bloodyvostock's Ivanovo-Voskresenskaya diocese before materialising thousands of miles away in the USA near the not...

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Funny story: Fierce UFO dogfight grounds Pope's choppers

Fierce UFO dogfight grounds Pope's choppers

Rome - (Holy Shit! Mess): A fleet of Vatican helicopters ferrying Pope Joe 'The Plumber' Ratzinger have all been grounded after the rotor blades of a Pontifical HH-3F Agusta Bell were vaporised in a fierce dogfight with a UFO over Berlin. The inci...

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Funny story: Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Saqqara, Egypt - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): The intact remains of a huge titanium-built UFO hangar beneath a newly discovered 4,300 year-old pyramid have been hailed as the archaeological find of the centry. "It's covered with the most rema...

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Funny story: Rochdale "hub" of ET visitors

Rochdale "hub" of ET visitors

In the recently released 'UFO-Files' it has been revealed that Rochdale, in Lancashire, is the world centre of visits from other worlds. Between 1960 and 1980 a total of 2900 sightings have been made over the dull Manchester overspill. Whilst i...

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Funny story: Bonfire Night UFO tractor beam seen outside Queen's private quarters

Bonfire Night UFO tractor beam seen outside Queen's private quarters

London - (X-Files Mess): Despite an estimated £5 million tin foil-proofing of the Queen's private quarters a gigantic Bonfire Night UFO has been spotted aiming an eerie fluorescent tractor beam straight into Buckingham Palace bedrooms. Hellfire Cl...

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Funny story: Bright Light Beam Being Built To Attract Aliens

Bright Light Beam Being Built To Attract Aliens

A southern US City has accepted to host a 10,000-watt light to be directed to the sky 365 days a year. The city council agreed to this project only after NASA agreed to create artwork around the light so the sculpture will be more acceptable to the c...

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Funny story: Alien sabotage suspected as NASA's Ares moon rocket starts weird 'cosmic dildo' vibration

Alien sabotage suspected as NASA's Ares moon rocket starts weird 'cosmic dildo' vibration

Marshall Space Flight Centre, Alabama - (X-Files Mess): Alien sabotage may be behind suspected tampering of NASA's Ares moon rocket which has begun humming and vibrating weirdly 'like a gigantic cosmic dildo' according to reports. Prof Jeff Finck...

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Funny story: NASA Coverup Story - Conspiracy Uncovered

NASA Coverup Story - Conspiracy Uncovered

Nasa's latest news release "NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave" has been uncovered to be yet another conspiracy coverup of what is really happening in Milky Way galatic-space. According to my own anonamous...

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Funny story: NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave

NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave

Cydonia, Mars - (X-Files Mess): A massive UFO mothership is impeding access to NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter space probe after it found vast deposits of firey opals in the Valles Marineris canyon complex near the Tharsis area of the red planet.

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