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Funny story: Twilight New Moon Actor Ask "What's Going On?"

Twilight New Moon Actor Ask "What's Going On?"

"What in blazes is going on with the movie?" That's what Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and several actors in the movie want to know. Is it snake bit or wolf & vampire bit? Summit Entertainment Summit has announced that Native America...

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Funny story: Twilight Movie, New Moon, Release Postponed?

Twilight Movie, New Moon, Release Postponed?

News from Hollywood this morning is that the long anticipated Twilight Movie Sequel "New Moon" may be postponed, if only for a few weeks, or possibly more. "This is the worst thing", stated a movie rep. "We have fans waiting for this movie for al...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Twilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi

Teen heart throb Rob Pattinson, star of Twilight was today hurt after being chased by a mob of excitable teens into the path of an oncoming taxi in New York City. The cab driver braked, but the vehicle struck the twenty three year old star in the...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

When we asked the LAPD if there was the remotest possibility that Twilight stars and teen idols Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattininson could have died tonight, we were met with a stony silence. When we insisted that we just wanted to know if it was a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan, lover of teen vampire Edward Cullen, tonight lashed out at writers of spoofery and related antics because 'my dad does it too' The teen queen claimed that anything with teen heartthrobs names on it attracted an irra...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof writer Adam Click has just signed up to appear alongside Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in the latest addition to the Twilight movie franchise. Producers, keen to secure the longevity of the bullshit vampire saga decided to turn to tradit...

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Funny story: New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

Chaos ensued today in Italy on the set of upcoming movie New Moon when Kristen Stewart, who has reportedly got a thing all over again for co-star Rob Pattinson had her nose put seriously out of joint. Trouble flared when, during a break in filming...

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Funny story: Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs

Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs

The latest rumor out of Hollywood and filtering into Vancouver, British Columbia where the Twilight movies were filmed, is that not only have several of the actors in the first two Twilight movies signed a contract to do a third, "The Eclipse", but t...

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Funny story: 'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

Hollywood Ca - The latest movie instalment of the Twilight series has been put on indefinite hold until accusations of plagiarism against author Stephenie Meyer are satisfactorily resolved. The accusations stem from a former college roommate of Me...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Vanessa Hudgens diss Twilight after landing roles in Eclipse, yawn.

Brenda Song & Vanessa Hudgens diss Twilight after landing roles in Eclipse, yawn.

Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have reportedly landed big roles in the third Twilight movie, Eclipse which will start shooting next year in March. Vanessa has been cast as Lauren Mallory, the typical blonde ''mean girl'' at Forks who becomes je...

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Funny story: Twilight: The Epidemic

Twilight: The Epidemic

Results have been gathered from the 2008 survey. They reveal that 99.99% of all adolescent girls' lives have been changed by the Twilight Saga, written by Stephenie Meyer. It has been proved that many teenagers care more about their twilight books th...

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Funny story: Just In: Off-Screen Romance for Twilight

Just In: Off-Screen Romance for Twilight

Sources confirmed today what the rumor mill has been saying for weeks: there was indeed an off-screen tryst between Twilight's Charlie Swan and Victoria. "They caught each other's eyes, and seemed taken with each other from the moment they met," s...

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