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Funny story: Tiger Woods' latest Ghost from the Past - a dead English poet!

Tiger Woods' latest Ghost from the Past - a dead English poet!

NYC (Agencies): Even a win at the Bethpage Black Golf Course here in New York City didn't temper Tiger Woods' temper at what he described as 'defamation' by the long-deceased English poet William Blake. "It's bad enough that the media's been pla...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods's new golf bag deemed 'illegal' and 'disgusting'

Tiger Woods's new golf bag deemed 'illegal' and 'disgusting'

World number one, two and three golfer, Tiger Woods has been forced to go back to the traditional golf bag after the World Golfing Federation deemed his golf bag not only illegal, but disgusting. With Woods's wife, Elin Nordegren, not wanting him...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods: The 21st Century Golfer

Tiger Woods: The 21st Century Golfer

Who said most professional golfers are fat ugly drunks who deal with their sexual frustrations by whacking the shit out of a golf ball? Actually, I did, but Tiger has certainly changed my perception. Perhaps Tiger represents the 21st Century golfer - a slimmer more muscular fellow, who is still ugly (he looks like the child of Minnie Mouse and Nat King Cole), but much more strategic about...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

DUBAI - Mrs. Eldrick Tont Woods, better known these days as Elin Nordegren was vacationing in Dubai, India when she was asked about the status of her marriage to Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods. Nordegren grinned and stated that she has finally decid...

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Funny story: Woods to follow in Pope's footsteps to find redemption

Woods to follow in Pope's footsteps to find redemption

Following a disappointing return to competitive golf at the Augusta Masters' tournament over the weekend, world number one Tiger Woods has said he is contemplating taking a page out of Pope Benedict XVI's playbook and scheduling a rejuvenating visit...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce

Elin Nordegren - The Smart Money Says Its A $200mil Divorce

Sources close to Elin Nordegren are drip feeding us with snippets of information which appear to suggest that Elin Nordegren will initiate divorce proceedings against errant husband Tiger Woods. We cannot stress too highly here that the news we're...

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Funny story: Is Robert Pattinson The New Tiger Woods? Leighton Meester Followed By Megan Fox?

Is Robert Pattinson The New Tiger Woods? Leighton Meester Followed By Megan Fox?

Quite frankly, here at Skoob news we're getting a little dizzy as we try to keep track of all the incoming fire regarding Robert Pattinson's love life. The Kristen Stewart stuff was all common knowledge, and we honestly thought we'd brought the ho...

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Funny story: New Tiger Woods Commercial: Dick-tation

New Tiger Woods Commercial: Dick-tation

The new Tiger Woods commercial for a leading sport shoe manufacturer has been leaked to the press. Tiger is looking directly into the camera. It is a head and shoulders shot. His eyes are soulful and sorrowful. His mouth is set. At times, his eyes are misty and seem to be looking far away. A deep and resonant voice speaks: "Tiger, what are you doing? What are you doing to us? I am dee...

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Funny story: Shock: Tiger Didn't Lose Masters 2010, He Quit

Shock: Tiger Didn't Lose Masters 2010, He Quit

It has been revealed that embattled golf knobbing legend, Tiger 'Shag' Woods, sensationally quit the Masters 2010 competition. Woods was seen on live television coverage of the event running from the green when a female streaker ran butt-naked acr...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

Tiger Woods and Jesse James Agree To Appear With Nina Dobrev In "The Vampire Dairies"

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of The Vampire Dairies Manolo Middlezuck has just revealed that he has signed both Tiger Woods and Jesse James to appear in an upcoming episode of the hit vampire show. Middlezuck said that he did not want to give away too...

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Funny story: Woman With Ramshackle Ovaries, Clapboard Breasts Sues Tiger

Woman With Ramshackle Ovaries, Clapboard Breasts Sues Tiger

Helga Emerson, a 40 year old cleaning lady employed by a Las Vegas hotel, claims that Tiger Woods insulted her by denying her sex while she was changing linens on his bed. Helga, who admits to not being as beautiful and sexy as some of Tiger's other...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods quits Golf

Tiger Woods quits Golf

Shock news after the Masters at Augusta as Tiger Woods announced he is going to give up playing golf. Woods was in contention on the final day to regain the Green Jacket after his brief sabbatical from the PGA tour, however a series of poor drives...

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Funny story: Tiger's therapist reveals secrets of video's uncut version

Tiger's therapist reveals secrets of video's uncut version

This weekend startling facts have emerged that shed a different light on the meaning of the Tiger-Nike video. The new details completely contradict the first impressions and interpretations of the video's strange style and Tiger's unusual beari...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

Tiger Woods Tells Jim Carrey To Shut The Eff Up

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Jim Carrey suddenly seems to think that he is the new Dr. Phil. Carrey remarked that Tiger Woods' wife, Elin "Queen Elin" Nordegren had to have known about his dozen or so infidelities. Carrey said that no married man can...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Scores 71 at Masters

Tiger Woods Scores 71 at Masters

Following alleged reports of a sexual tryst with the young daughter of a Florida neighbor, and trying to dispel rumors that he has shifted his tastes to much younger women, Tiger Woods reportedly notched a win with Ms. Gertrude Bennington, 71, of Aug...

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Funny story: From Augusta: Predator Drone CrotchFire Missile Takes Down Tiger Ho

From Augusta: Predator Drone CrotchFire Missile Takes Down Tiger Ho

BULLETIN: This morning a MQ-1 Predator deployed from Robins Air Force Base unleashed a rubber-tipped CrotchFire Missile, taking out porn star, Juggsy Jimes, who was rapelling down from a helicopter just before Tiger Woods teed off this morning. A...

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