BOSTON - State Police working in conjunction with local law enforcement officers have just reported finding seven members of a Taliban cell living at The Crabby Crab Estates Trailer Park in Boston. State Agent-In-Charge Latimer Waterball, 43, info...
A Spoof journalist, passing through Heathrow from Germany on his way to Brazil has been questioned and been accused of 'carrying material that could be of value to terrorists'. The document seized at Heathrow was called 'The Bible' and our man, wh...
Best Korea's Supreme Being, Kim Jong Ummm, hates American Idol. He hates American pie. He hates American Airlines. But more than anything else, he hates the fact that after 13 years, not once, NOT ONCE has he been invited to compete on Dancing with...
According to The Jihadist Daily, recent recruitment of suicide bombers has declined sharply following the revelation by Tamir Abd ul-Karim that there are fewer than 72 virgins awaiting the martyr in Paradise. "It's more like three and they're old an...
Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule...
Carcassonne - A spate of bomb blasts in Europe's most ancient fortified town have been blamed on disgruntled local winegrowers whose mediocre plonk has been described as little better than battery acid. Months of inexplicable dynamiting of French...
David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...
DES MOINES- A man has emerged to expose the notorious NSA which is a government agency made to spy on YOU. That's right they're spying on you right now. Somewhere in Utah, a man just made note that you are reading an article on a website titled...
Washington DC - The FDA today ruled that a new device that detects contaminated food is a terrorist device since it can be used to damage corporations producing GMO foods. Dr. Strange Death, spokesman for the FDA, made the announcement to a packed...
Police looking into the tragic death of a 79-year-old man from Liverpool, now say that they are seriously considering treating the matter as an act of terrorism. The man (who may also have been a terrorist) was severely wounded in the incident and he...
London - Fresh from Idaho sheep herding duties a consignment of six US unmanned combat air vehicles is enroute to London on emergency deployment following a Brit squaddie's machete attack murder outside Woolwich Barracks on Wednesday. Announcing t...
Reports are coming in of a suspected terror attack on the streets of London this afternoon. An unidentified teenager apparently knocked on the red door of a local resident and was filmed afterwards using religious language. Witnesses say that the...
Abube ben Azir, announced at a press conference this morning held at the spacious Spud Cellar Hotel in Boise, Idaho, that his organization, "Terrorists R Us" has applied for recognition and a seat at the United Nations. "We recently purchased Boi...
QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...
Pamplona, Spain - The latest terror must-haves are a bit of a damp squib a Spanish anarchy group admitted today after a number of explosive vibrators failed the 'earth moved' test. Half a dozen home-made weed killer devices powered by pay-as-you-b...
MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
Muslim "suicide bombers" in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unres...
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