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Funny story: Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

Little Fox Alerts Security Of Terrorist Plot At Olympic Park!

The government has raised the UK's current terrorist threat level to 'severe', meaning a terrorist attack is now thought to be 'highly likely', following an incident at the new Olympic Park in East London this morning after a fox was seen outside the...

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Funny story: Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

Obama Loses Track of What He's Supposed to Believe, Actually Believes and Has Said He Believes

"Being president sounds glamorous," revealed a pensive Barack Obama during a rare private interview in the Oval Office yesterday, "but it's not all fun and games." Obama went on to express how difficult it has been for him to keep track of what he...

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Funny story: Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

Obama Orders Americans to Stop Droning On and On about Drones

President Barack Obama is personally responsible for managing a "kill list" of people targeted for assassination by the American government - no small task. In addition, it's Obama's job to personally approve any additions to the list. At a pres...

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Funny story: Olympic Terrorist Plot Quashed in London

Olympic Terrorist Plot Quashed in London

London UK: The London Summer Olympics opened on schedule July 27, 2012 with the lighting of the Olympic flame. What most spectators and athletes didn't know were the events that transpired the evening before. The entire Olympic Sports Complex (Oly...

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Funny story: Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Chaos At Airports As Passengers Demand 'All Must Fly Naked'!

Recent warnings from nano scientists that the latest advances in the development of nano-explosives and clothing materials will soon make it possible for terrorists to combine them together to create explosive shirts, dresses, socks, baseball caps, o...

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Funny story: Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Jets Scrambled As Passenger Unfastened Seat Belt To Use Bathroom

Six F-15 fighter jets were scrambled yesterday to escort a transatlantic flight diverted amid a passenger's suspicious behaviour, say US officials. The plane was due to land in Miami, Florida, but was sent over 5000 miles away to San Diego. The...

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Funny story: Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornel West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Obama Sues Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges and Cornel West for Making Him Look Bad by Challenging National Defense Authorization Act

Following a court decision striking down as unconstitutional a provision in the National Defense Authorization Act, President Barack Obama, who signed the NDAA into law, filed a defamation lawsuit against the plaintiffs in the case. In his complaint,...

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Funny story: Penis Bomber Thwarted at Boston's Logan Airport

Penis Bomber Thwarted at Boston's Logan Airport

BOSTON, MA ---The FBI thwarted a suspected would-be-suicide bomber scheduled to fly Laker Airways flight 666 to London's Heathrow airport. The 'man' in custody is identified as Gregory Pecker. FBI agents are still in the early stage of the investigat...

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Funny story: US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed. I revealed it. Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...

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Funny story: Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

Terrorist arrested after a tip off by refuse collection man

A terrorist working for Basque Separatists was caught after attempting to dispose of depleted uranium in his wheelie bin in Leeds. "We've seen some right stuff chucked away we have," said bin man of forty years, Adam Chapel. "I've seen somebody ch...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda attempt to claim responsibility for introducing invasive crayfish into British waters

Al Qaeda attempt to claim responsibility for introducing invasive crayfish into British waters

Scratchy video footage released on jihadist internet forums last night appears to show an Al Qaeda spokesman attempting to claim responsibility for the devastating invasion of foreign crayfish on British waters. The signal crayfish was thought to...

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Funny story: US Bar That Sold "Irish Car Bomb" Drink On St Patricks Day To Market "Twin Tower Cocktail" on Sep 11

US Bar That Sold "Irish Car Bomb" Drink On St Patricks Day To Market "Twin Tower Cocktail" on Sep 11

The Lauderdale Grill in Fort Lauderdale Florida has announced it will serve Twin Tower Cocktails every September 11 to commemorate the victims of the attacks on the World Trade Center after receiving nothing but praise for advertising their $6 "Irish...

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Funny story: Cameron Warns Of Banning Incoming US Passenger Flights From Britain!

Cameron Warns Of Banning Incoming US Passenger Flights From Britain!

The astonishing decision by 'Big Sis' to put passengers lives at increased risk from elderly terrorists by relaxing security procedures for the over 75's at US airports has brought a warning from Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron, currently in A...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Funny story: Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

Al Shabaab-Kebab terror chief 'is Lord Lucan's son': reports

East Africa - The charcoal grilled lamb-peddling terror outfit's commander has tested DNA positive as Lord Lucan's son, spawned during the fugitive peer's UK taxpayer-funded grand tour of Africa according to reports. Vladimir Dim-Eatery Lucan Shis...

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Funny story: New "No Fly" Airline

New "No Fly" Airline

Ashhad Amal Samallan, entrepreneur from Steubenille, Ohio, and owner of a number of Indian Casinos across the United States, and a recent recipient of a government "Baleout" loan from an unknown Wall Street Bank, announced today the formation of an a...

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Funny story: "I'm treated worse than a Tappin" claims Terrorist

"I'm treated worse than a Tappin" claims Terrorist

As Briton, Christopher Tappin, prepares to appear in front of a US court today; Abu Qatada, who himself was nearly deported, has claimed that he is being treated worse than Tappin. Qatada, a proven terrorist, has criticised his treatment since he...

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