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Funny story: Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Serena Williams Tries to Explain Away Her Potty Mouth

Flushing Meadows, New York - "I don't know what happened," said Serena Williams as she took her seat at a table covered in microphones at a press conference she called to explain her unsportsmanlike comments to a tennis courtside judge at the U.S. Op...

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Funny story: Serena Williams enters heavyweight boxing title fight by mistake

Serena Williams enters heavyweight boxing title fight by mistake

American tennis player Serena Williams today mistakenly entered the WBO heavyweight boxing title fight in Madison Square Garden, New York City, thinking she was entering the US Open tennis championships. 'I had spent the morning working on my tric...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Loses At Open: Says "What the Hell"

Andy Murray Loses At Open: Says "What the Hell"

UK tennis ace Andy Murray was knocked out of the US Open today in a stunning loss. In a post-match interview, Murray was unusually forthcoming while analyzing his defeat. "All this training and cardio and running and eating right and stuff....it's...

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Funny story: Sports Sphere Magazine (Summer Edition)

Sports Sphere Magazine (Summer Edition)

The following is a question and answer column that appears within the Sports Sphere magazine. Dear Sports Sidekick: Myself, my wife, my mother-in-law, and our 37-year-old as yet unmarried daughter Bixie Sue recently attended a NASCAR Race in our hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana. The race featured some of the top national racers such as Darby "Bourbon Breath" Hooperhaufer, Ozzie "Fanbelt" Flick...

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Funny story: Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray Leapfrogs Nadal After Tsonga Victory

Andy Murray achieved another career landmark with victory over Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in Montreal today, securing second place in the world rankings. The Scot, 22, beat the Frenchman 6-4 7-6 (10-8) to reach the final of the Masters event, and, to cele...

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Funny story: Andy Murray plays amateurs

Andy Murray plays amateurs

Tennis star Andy Murray turned up to play in an amateurs match yesterday at Eastbourne. He heard that injury hit North of Scotland were short of players so Andy turned up to make up the numbers. Despite Andy being there North of Scotland were sti...

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Funny story: Carla Bruni stays schtum as yet another Paris celebrity found 'suicided'

Carla Bruni stays schtum as yet another Paris celebrity found 'suicided'

Paris - (Merde Alors! Mess): Carla Bruni-Sarkozy is unequivocal: "And where was Nadal? Henri Leconte? Tsonga, Gasquet?? "You ask them first, before bothering me with these ridiculous questions!" France's first madam was answering gendarmes' q...

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Funny story: British Scientists discover new British sickness, "Loseritis"

British Scientists discover new British sickness, "Loseritis"

Scientists have recently been studying the lack of British sporting success at the very top global tournaments in mainline sports and have come up with some astonishing results leading to the confirmation of a idiosyncratic disease called "Loseritis"...

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Funny story: Man Wishes The Tennis Was Still On

Man Wishes The Tennis Was Still On

A man today said that he missed the tennis in a way, as there was nothing decent on the television during the day. The man is not thought to be a big tennis fan. It's just that he hates all the crap that they show on television. "I hate all the cr...

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Funny story: Andy Murray supporters disrupt Wimbledon Men's Final

Andy Murray supporters disrupt Wimbledon Men's Final

Today's Wimbledon Mens Singles Final was interrupted briefly by a trio of kilt wearing Scotsman who trespassed onto centre court whilst the final between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick was in motion. The most unusual thing was that the intruders...

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Funny story: Henman Blasts 'Bottler' Murray.

Henman Blasts 'Bottler' Murray.

Former British number one Tim Henman has branded Andy Murray a 'bottler who will never win the big one', after the Scot lost to American Andy Roddick in a tight semi-final. "He doesn't have the balls. And I don't mean tennis ones", said Henman, sp...

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Funny story: Blushing Meadows as DNA tests confirm LBJ is John McEnroe's father

Blushing Meadows as DNA tests confirm LBJ is John McEnroe's father

New York - (Love-All Mess): Fifty years of Pentagon blarney has been smashed apart with this weekend's news that 36th US President Lyndon B Johnson's DNA tested positive for paternity of former tennis wonderboy John McEnroe. The nine times grandsl...

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Funny story: Another BBC Scandal: Coverage of Wimbledon Yesterday Was a Repeat.

Another BBC Scandal: Coverage of Wimbledon Yesterday Was a Repeat.

This year's women's final was yet again between the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena. Venus had a torn ligament in her calf muscle and could not really play. So it was decided by the All England Lawn Tennis Club to substitute her for a look-alike s...

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Funny story: Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Phoenix crop circle predicted Roddick's spectacular rise from the ashes?

Wimbledon - (X-Files Mess): Is the appearance of the Barbury Hill Phoenix crop circle a supernatural omen behind Andy 'Men-With-Balls' Roddick's momentous resurrection from grand slam obscurity? The world number six seed has shot back into the lim...

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Funny story: Wimbledon Centre Court is vandalised by extremist wombles

Wimbledon Centre Court is vandalised by extremist wombles

The Centre Court at Wimbledon was vandalised in the early hours of the morning after Andy Murray lost to American, Andy Roddick. Groundsman, Lorne Mower and Court official, Theresa Green, awoke this morning to find large craters all on the touchlines...

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Funny story: 'Women's tennis not a laughable sport' claim Williams sisters

'Women's tennis not a laughable sport' claim Williams sisters

The sport of ladies' tennis is not a joke, claimed the two Williams sisters, who always do everything together, including playing Grand Slam finals with one another. 'Look, smarty pants', Venus Williams said to this reporter, 'just because women's...

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Funny story: The Trouble With Tennis

The Trouble With Tennis

Tennis has a problem. Like rugby union, and football, and motor racing it has become dull and predictable. Gone are the days when some aristocratically dressed chap, wearing plus-fours and a Tam o' Shanter hat,or woman in an ankle length billowing...

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