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Funny story: Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert

Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Taylor Swift, the sweet little country songstress has confided that she finds Adam Lambert extremely attractive. The popular recording artist confided in her bass guitarist that she...

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Funny story: The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-Distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally Imploded

The Taylor Swift - Jake Gyllenhall Long-Distance Fairy Tale Relationship Has Finally Imploded

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift sat in her $1.2 million touring bus painting her toenails when she was asked by her bass guitarist how things were going between her and her beau Jake "The Snake" Gyllenhall. Taylor quickly corrected him by saying that Jak...

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Funny story: 'Nations weep' as Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift split

'Nations weep' as Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift split

The announcement we all dreaded came today, that Jake and Taylor were to end their relationship. Millions of people had delighted in the fact the two had started dating last year. After meeting their respective families and parading in public muc...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus Purchase The Nation's Largest Cell Phone Factory

Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus Purchase The Nation's Largest Cell Phone Factory

LOS ANGELES - It is official; Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have just purchased the nation's largest cell phone factory in the United States, Cell Phonez Inc. The 400,000 square foot factory is located in Chocolate Bayou, Texas and sits on a 29 acr...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift Pay A Visit To Demi Lovato At The Rehab Clinic

LOS ANGELES - Security at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic had to be doubled as one of the patients noted singer Demi Lovato was visited by three of her closest and dearest friends Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift. The three sing...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Normally restrained Taylor Swift has big plans for her 21st birthday party and will be inviting over one hundred people to attend her party and celebration. "The first thing I want to do", Taylor told friends, "is to drink nearly a half glass of...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Top Ten Things She Wants for Christmas

Taylor Swift's Top Ten Things She Wants for Christmas

10. People to accept her boob size. 9. A number one hit that doesn't have anything to do with a bad relationship. 8. To be as popular as Miley Cyrus. 7. For those pictures of her wearing her grandmother's bathing suit to disappear from the internet. 6. To be liked by Kanye West. 5. To get a date with a Spoof Writer. 4. To find out what it means to have a broken heart. 3.

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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...

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Funny story: Kanye West Is So Angry At Taylor Swift That He Is Threatening To Go Up On Stage And Take Away Her Guitar

Kanye West Is So Angry At Taylor Swift That He Is Threatening To Go Up On Stage And Take Away Her Guitar

ATLANTA - Kanye West says that one year after his Taylor Swift MTV MVA microphone stealing incident he is still mad as hell at the little white girl because she never apologized to him for not telling the people not to hate him because he was drunk a...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Seeks Acting Tips

Taylor Swift Seeks Acting Tips

Hollywood - Taylor Swift is looking for acting lessons from Jake Gyllenhaal, because of her lack luster acting job in Valentines Day. "Jake doesn't stare at my breast with a quizzical look of confusion, so I knew he was the man to ask about actin...

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Funny story: Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Gyllenhaal Approached for Brokeback Mountain Sequel

Original producers for the controversial film have approached Jake Gyllenhaal about a sequel featuring his character on a memory-lane camping trip back to the mountain, only to be visited by the ghostly embodiment of Heath Ledger's character. Whil...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

Taylor Lautner/Taylor Swift Out-Cute Robert Pattinson/Kristen! In Contest!

In a new survey by six combined (Ages 14-24) popular magazines, the team of Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift received more votes than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who were a little miffed by the results! "I have nothing against either the T...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small. A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to...

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