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Funny story: British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

Ministers are examining introducing new stamp duty penalties to force property owners to make their homes more energy efficient. It could apply to millions of homes with old heating boilers, draughty windows or insufficient loft insulation. B...

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Funny story: Those Making Over $250,000 Per Year Bending Over, Preparing Asses For Tax Hike!

Those Making Over $250,000 Per Year Bending Over, Preparing Asses For Tax Hike!

Those people in the United States who make over $250,000 are getting ready for the President's new tax hikes are preparing for them by sitting on vuvuzelas shipped here from South Africa. "There's no use taking it all at once, even with Ky-Jelly",...

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Funny story: Wesley Snipes sentenced to prison and is rejected by the Aryan Brotherhood, but he can take his "blade" with him!

Wesley Snipes sentenced to prison and is rejected by the Aryan Brotherhood, but he can take his "blade" with him!

After escaping the vengeance of the US Inland Revenue for many years and totting up tax debts of $13.5 million, they've cashed him at last. Wesley declared: "I've been so busy chasing vampires that I totally forgot to pay my tax bills?" He actu...

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Funny story: Another waste of taxpayers hard-earned money

Another waste of taxpayers hard-earned money

Councils spent more than £160 million on paperwork and legal preparation for school rebuilding projects that were cancelled by Education Secretary Michael Gove, new figures have shown. News just out! What waste of time and money. It is hoped...

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Funny story: An April 15th, Tax Time Nightmare

An April 15th, Tax Time Nightmare

A few years ago Rodney Mitchell, joined the Song Writer's Guild and not long afterwards, he started receiving royalty checks in the mail, each check being no less than $650.00. The total amount of the royalties being sent to his address was $150,000.

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Funny story: H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?

H&R Block: Please Pay $300 For A Tax Return A Chimpanzee With Turbo Tax Could Prepare. Please?

H&R Block, the Income Tax Experts who have recycled the same business model, and the same business leaders, since 1955, has made its annual "apologize for losses and announce layoffs" speech, in the form of its fiscal 2010 results report. CEO...

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Funny story: Budget Massacre Feared

Budget Massacre Feared

The whole country is trembling at the thought of George Osborne's Budget Statement. 'I don't want anyone to panic' said George beaming 'but we have been left with the worst deficit since 1958, when England last left the World Cup in the First Roun...

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Funny story: David Cameron invites Sir Terry Leahy to Join Coalition

David Cameron invites Sir Terry Leahy to Join Coalition

Our nice new PM has been reported to have invited Sir Terry Leahy the retiring CEO of Tesco to join the coalition government. "Let's face it Tesco has more money than the government - so we would be pretty stupid to not ask him for help" said Da...

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Funny story: Australia's Tax Payers Forced to Pay For Tiger Woods

Australia's Tax Payers Forced to Pay For Tiger Woods

Angry Australian tax payers have been told the Federal Government will pay a fee to the professional golfing gigalo, Tiger Woods, to attend the Australia Master Golf Open. A spokesperson for the department of Sleeze and other Crap says Woods is c...

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Funny story: Every British taxpayer is involved with illegal drugs

Every British taxpayer is involved with illegal drugs

If you are a taxpayer in England and you think you are squeaky clean when it comes to illegal drugs etc., think again! Apparently, some of your tax monies are helping pay for methadone or other heroine substitutes for inmates in the prison system. Hey! They have 'rights' too you know! Poor babies! "The report by independent think-tank Policy Exchange warned that by next year 73,000 priso...

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Funny story: CGT causing home-owners to writhe in agony

CGT causing home-owners to writhe in agony

The Government is mulling over the possiblity of an increase in the CGT (Cheeky Gits' Tax). Government officials agree that the CGT is usually only 'fiddled' with at the end of the 'fiscal' year but the coalition government want it increased from...

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Funny story: Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour proposes plans for new tax on men

Labour have announced that if elected they will introduce new taxes only on men. As part of their continuing wealth transfer from men to women, the incoming Labour government, which is desperate to fund the huge benefits bill for single mothers, w...

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Funny story: Obama Crashes Tax Day Tea Party Dressed as Geronimo

Obama Crashes Tax Day Tea Party Dressed as Geronimo

President Obama gave the country a brief glimpse of the future by dressing as Native American kamikaze Chief Geronimo as he infiltrated a Tax Day tea party in Boston. The event was held on April 15th and sponsored by the growing Tea Party movemen...

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Funny story: Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Metropolitan Police Chief, Brian Panzer, went live on TV this evening to announce that Muslim Protestors would be allowed to throw shoes from Monday as an expression of anger during protests! However, Alistair Darling also went live on TV shortly...

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Funny story: Gorden Brown taxes fart

Gorden Brown taxes fart

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has recently expressed his deepest concern towards the overgrowing number of his cabinet members who find it difficult to keep their bum shut. According to one insider source, ''the number of cabinet ministers who fart...

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Funny story: More revelations of tax evasion

More revelations of tax evasion

Another politician has come clean about his tax evasion scam, but he explains it very well! "Look" he said, "if they are daft enough to elect me I am game for anything. Do you think my parents paid for my education to work for a living? Good God...

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Funny story: Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

Death tax postponed until idiots vote Labour back in

The secret details of Labours Death tax can now be revealed. Alastair Dullthing and even duller thing Gordon Brown, had planned to introduce a DEATH TAX, so that not only can they screw you to the wall with the worlds highest taxes while your living,...

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