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Funny story: Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Tax Dodge Namechange

Sheffield Wednesday Football Club, who have been served with a winding-up order by Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs over tax owed, have come up with an ingenious plan to avoid closure, BBC Radio Sheffield reports. They are to change their name...

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Funny story: They have got to be joking

They have got to be joking

It is reported today that, Her Majestys Revenue and Customs (HMRC) would like to see all employees wage slips so that rates of Income Tax can be properly applied. Are they serious? There are alleged to be £42 billion uncollected tax contributio...

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Funny story: New Tax on 'Green' Energy

New Tax on 'Green' Energy

A Scottish university professor has demanded the government tax green energy projects such as off-shore wind farms. The so-called 'green' energy is free once the infrastructure is created and Professor Tommy McKnife claims that reducing the cost o...

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Funny story: Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson Jr. Introduce Tax-Relief Legislation

Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson Jr. Introduce Tax-Relief Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC - Charlie Rangle, John Conyers, Maxine Waters and Jesse Jackson Jr. introduced legislation to abolish sales tax on certain items, labeling the taxes "racist", "regressive" and "intolerant". The bill, entitled "Malt Liquor and Kools...

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Funny story: New Gay Tax to be introduced by coalition

New Gay Tax to be introduced by coalition

The coalition is continuing on its course of seeking ever more cruel and repugnant ways of raising money and cutting expenditure. The latest is to increase the tax paid by people wishing to be homosexual. The so called gay tax has been around for...

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Funny story: Wealthiest Americans Expected to Seek Asylum with Lakota Nation to Avoid Federal Taxes

Wealthiest Americans Expected to Seek Asylum with Lakota Nation to Avoid Federal Taxes

Three years ago a delegation of four Oglala Sioux Tribe members took their Declaration of Sovereignty to Washington, D.C. declaring themselves a separate nation. While the declaration has not been formally accepted by the United States State Departme...

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Funny story: Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

WASHINGTON, DC - After months of wrangling whether to raise taxes on the rich or lower taxes on the middle-class, Congressional Democrat and Republican leaders have agreed to introduce legislation to raise taxes on the poor. On today's "Meet The P...

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Funny story: Taxman Says "Shove It!"

Taxman Says "Shove It!"

Leaked documents reveal a high level of arrogance within the Internal Revenue. Dave Hartnett, Permanent Secretary at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs had already surprised the public by stating on a radio programme that he saw no reason to apolog...

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Funny story: Tax Bombshell for Government

Tax Bombshell for Government

A virus in the new improved Chief Tax Inspector's computer has resulted in the bankruptcy of the Government. All tax paid in the last year tax year has been returned to tax payers with apologies for the error. The Treasury is left with the Crown J...

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Funny story: President Obama Passing New Gas Tax That Will Cost Many Dearly, Unless They Are Prepared!

President Obama Passing New Gas Tax That Will Cost Many Dearly, Unless They Are Prepared!

"The only way we can be fair in raising government taxes that is fair to everyone is to tax those who pollute our environment the most", stated President Obama yesterday at a press conference. "Make no mistake about it, we are in a very serious ec...

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Funny story: H&R Block Digs $1/2 Mil. Out Of Sofa Cushions, Spends It On Politicians

H&R Block Digs $1/2 Mil. Out Of Sofa Cushions, Spends It On Politicians

H&R Block Inc., the tax preparation company that has frozen DM raises for two years in a row because of "tough financial times", spent $500,000 in the 2Q of 2010 to lobby the US government to create a consumer financial protection agency and othe...

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Funny story: New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

New $1.6-Billion Infrared Survey Telescope Goes Up In Smoke

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Astronomer Joe Camelopardalis says he'd travel a light year for a Cancer stick, and one of these days, it will probably be cheaper to do exactly that. Nicotine junkies across the nation are hoping the Obama administration aband...

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Funny story: UK taxpayers incensed with having to foot 12-million pounds Pope entourage bills

UK taxpayers incensed with having to foot 12-million pounds Pope entourage bills

OK all you bankrupt Brits get ready for the Pope Ratfinker Road show - A modern day Nero with his Circus-Maximus troupe. Replete with all the ceremonial hogwash, glittering frippery and regalia and an entourage of blood-sucking, hangers-on. Your...

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Funny story: Tax Credits a-go-go!

Tax Credits a-go-go!

In yet another stunning Dickensian shake up from the rip-snorting, myopic sighted and thoroughly brain dead Coalition Government, Ian Clunkhead Smith has announced more welfare cuts!This time the boyo is getting stuck into Tax Credits and intends to...

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Funny story: John Kerry Denied Request for 4th Purple Heart after Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over his $7m Yacht Turns Out to be Ketchup!

John Kerry Denied Request for 4th Purple Heart after Wounds Surrounding Tax Battle Over his $7m Yacht Turns Out to be Ketchup!

Massachusetts Senator John "Swiftie" Kerry suffered yet another 'war wound' after it was discovered his $7M yacht, built in Australia, and berthed in Rhode Island, would not be taxed in Massachusetts, his official residence, sparking tax payer outrag...

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Funny story: Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

Zero Liability Voters Skew Election Results

The "Zero Liability Voter" is expected to make a major impact in the 2010 and 2012 elections. According to a report from social scientists at the University of Colorado, "if enough of them show up and vote, the results will probably be more of the c...

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Funny story: British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

British soon to face new tax if homes not adequately insulated

Ministers are examining introducing new stamp duty penalties to force property owners to make their homes more energy efficient. It could apply to millions of homes with old heating boilers, draughty windows or insufficient loft insulation. B...

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