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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

Sandra Bullock Isn't Acting: "'TattooGate' Has Effen Destroyed My Marriage!"

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock sits in the backyard deck of her Texas mansion and remarks that she is tired of acting like the good little wife. The slim and trim Bullock has stated that she is sick of hearing all about tattooed labia majoras, greasy mo...

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Funny story: Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

TUCSON, Arizona - Jesse "The Tattooed Wiener" James has finally decided that the heat has gotten too hot in his "Crotch Kitchen" and he has decided to admit himself into a rehab clinic. After looking in the Internet he finally found what he feels...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

Sandra Bullock Files For Divorce - She Keeps The Houses and The Cars, Jesse (James) Keeps His Tattooed Skanks

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock, who it seems like two years ago won The Best Actress Oscar for the movie Blind Side has left her home in Austin and headed for The Left Coast to start divorce proceedings against her 'husband' Jesse "Dick With Feet"...

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Funny story: Peaches Geldof Fury Over Topless Tattoo Booze-Fuelled Naked Heroin Viagra Scientology Sex Pics

Peaches Geldof Fury Over Topless Tattoo Booze-Fuelled Naked Heroin Viagra Scientology Sex Pics

Peaches Geldof, the 21 year old daughter of Saint Bob Geldof of Live Aid was furious this morning after a series of photos appeared on the internet, purporting to depict a naked booze and heroin fuelled one night stand warmed up with viagra and polis...

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Funny story: Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

Las Vegas Is Asking: Okay Who Will Be Jesse James "TattooGate's" Cycle Chick #5?

LAS VEGAS - The city of Las Vegas, which is known as The Gambling Capital of The Entire Universe, has quickly decided to jump on the "TattooGate" bandwagon. Every Vegas casino from the Alaskan Albatross to the Zulu Witch Doctor has listed odds reg...

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Funny story: Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

Jesse James' "TattooGate" - Melissa Smith Is Cycle Chick #2

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the "Girls of TattooGate" are starting to come out of the woodwork or more accurately hardwood. And as if sweet little Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock doesn't have enough to worry about with Michelle "Bombsh...

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Funny story: Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Did All Of Her Tattoos Using The Color-By-Numbers Process

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Did All Of Her Tattoos Using The Color-By-Numbers Process

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The most famous tattooed woman in the world Michelle McGee, aka "Bombshell," aka "Tit For Tat," aka "The Human Tattoo Catalog" has admitted that yes she personally did all of her tattoos using the famous Ronco Color-By-Numbers Tatt...

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Funny story: Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

Amy Winehouse Alleges That Jesse James Touched Three of Her 37 Tattoos

LONDON - Amy Winehouse recently performed before a special gathering of retired Buckingham Palace guards at Toby's Tavern and Crumpet Bistro in Orpington. The much tattooed singer was asked what she thought about Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullo...

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Funny story: Meryl Streep Insists That Her Husband Get His Tattoos Removed Or Else She'll File For Divorce

Meryl Streep Insists That Her Husband Get His Tattoos Removed Or Else She'll File For Divorce

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Meryl Streep and her husband were in Green Bay picking out some cheese that they plan to serve at a big Easter Sunday party they are having at their $4.3 million Hollywood Hills mansion Casa Blonde Pubes, which once belonged to...

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Funny story: Bullocks To You Too Sandra - Brits React Angrily To Oscar Winner's Snub

Bullocks To You Too Sandra - Brits React Angrily To Oscar Winner's Snub

Britain responded angrily today to being snubbed by Oscar winning actress Sandra Bullock, who cancelled a personal appearance at a premiere screening of her film 'The Blind Side' in London. The London Evening Paper went so far as to run a banner h...

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Funny story: Peter Andre: It's Time I Got Tattoo Removed

Peter Andre: It's Time I Got Tattoo Removed

Aussie heart-throb, all round good guy and virtual saint, Peter Andre, has today announced he is to have a tattoo removed. Speaking from a London clinic prior to the procedure Andre said, "I watched my ex-wife on TV recently when she said my name...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock's Husband's "Tattoo Tart" Is Actually Amish

Sandra Bullock's Husband's "Tattoo Tart" Is Actually Amish

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Sandra Bullock's personal hairdresser, Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon has reported that the Academy Award winning actress is quite upset over the revelations that her husband, Jesse James, allegedly had an intimate relationship with a...

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Funny story: Screwed, Blued & Tattooed: Jesse James Nabbed During Extra Marital Heinie Heist!

Screwed, Blued & Tattooed: Jesse James Nabbed During Extra Marital Heinie Heist!

TV's most notorious biker, Jesse James and 'loving husband' of Actress Sandra Bullock, was apprehended by his wife after fellow biker and cover girl Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee admitted she had been getting weekly 'tune ups' on the set of his 'Mons...

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Funny story: Sheryl Cole tattoo misery

Sheryl Cole tattoo misery

Sheryl Cole is fast-tracking her divorce to Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, stating that she does not want any of his fortune, and just wants to rid herself of the bad memories. The Newcastle born singer won't be able to completely rid herself of...

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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Appear On Martha Stewart Living And Resent Her Tattoo Questions

NEW YORK CITY - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared on Martha Stewart Living to talk about their movie, The Twilight: New Moon. Stewart right away asked the young couple about their matching tattoos. Zac and Vanessa looked at each other and Van...

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Funny story: The Picasso: Brutal Body Art Technique Gains Popularity in Prisons

The Picasso: Brutal Body Art Technique Gains Popularity in Prisons

CHINO, Calif. -- It's difficult to trace the origins of tattoos and similar body art -- which Western societies often regard as a form of mutilation -- primarily because tattoos transcend culture and geography. Tattooing has been a practice since the...

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