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Funny story: SuBo fanatics in quilt safety recall!

SuBo fanatics in quilt safety recall!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today issued an emergency quilt safety recall, after it was discovered the quilt presented to Susan by the loonies has a dangerous level of 'banned and damned' names sewn into it. The quilt, whi...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics elect new Board members!

SuBo fanatics elect new Board members!

The chief fanatics at the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony's favourite meeting place have today announced their new line-up of Board members. The meeting place, recently bought out by the fanatics themselves, has been subjected to civil...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics call in an exorcist!

SuBo fanatics call in an exorcist!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been forced to call in an exorcist, after apparently being possessed by an influx of purple scarves. The scarves, which they allege can breathe fire, have been declared as evil by the fanatics.

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics declare war - on themselves!

SuBo fanatics declare war - on themselves!

Red scarves were flying earlier today, when the favourite meeting place of the Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies descended into chaos. Trouble started earlier in the day when it was revealed the chief fanatic was, in fact, an alien f...

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Funny story: Subo fanatifcs put in an offer to buy Paul the psychic octopus

Subo fanatifcs put in an offer to buy Paul the psychic octopus

Some Subo fanatics are keen to put an offer in to buy Paul the psychic octopus. It is well known that a number of them have very wealthy husbands and since the demise of the SuBoat they bought (see related story by Harold F. Quey), they feel they...

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Funny story: Subo-Frankenstein; or, The Future is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped

Subo-Frankenstein; or, The Future is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped

Thames Water, the London-based Filth Farming Firm, has reported record fat harvests this season. The company's Fat Force - their fat-harvesting workers otherwise known as the Lard Legion - have been working overtime in the sewers beneath Leicester...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics buy a boat!

SuBo fanatics buy a boat!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today bought a boat. The boat, to be known as The SuBoat (what else?!), will ferry fanatics along the River Almond to reach the back garden of SuBo's new house. "They're building a big security...

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Funny story: SuBo, Bono and Sting headline new Raoul Moat tribute album

SuBo, Bono and Sting headline new Raoul Moat tribute album

Susan Boyle and veteran rockers U2 are said to be delighted to perform on a new concept album dedicated to the memory of Raoul Moat. The album entitled The Love Moat also includes contributions from Coldplay and Phil Collins, who will be singing f...

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Funny story: SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner

SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner

Susan Boyle, aka SuBo is still scouting for a singing partner to record an album of duets with and many are certain that her most recent consideration may just be the one that sticks-a Yank by the name of Sally Cohn. Sally Cohn, soon to be dubbed...

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Funny story: As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 3: Pebbles Boyle Enters Susan's Search Contest

As the World Spins: The Boyle Family Saga, Episode 3: Pebbles Boyle Enters Susan's Search Contest

Hello Again Good Humans! Pebbles Boyle here. I am happy to say that I have finally been released from rehab at The Priory and am feeling very much better. I have been using this time to reflect on what has gone wrong in my life over the past fourteen months and gain some insight. I have decided that it is time that I make something of myself. Being a pet is simply not enough. Imagine my...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle holding competition for a fan to sing with her

Susan Boyle holding competition for a fan to sing with her

Susan Boyle, well 'her people' that is, have decided to hold a competition in which the 'winner' will get to sing 'Silent Night' with Susan. I must admit to being an avid Subo fan and I have never hidden the fact that I do belong to two of 'the purple' sites. but I am a terrible singer. Much as I would love to enter the competition, I can't. However, I AM able to sign in 'exact English' s...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle May Have to Settle on Making New Album with Singing Dogs

Susan Boyle May Have to Settle on Making New Album with Singing Dogs

So far, Susan Boyle hasn't had any luck at all finding the right "unknown" to sing duets with her on a planned upcoming album. Saying it is not her fault that she's become quite the diva and therefore not able to get along with anyone, SuBo is lookin...

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Funny story: SuBo fanatics take emergency singing lessons!

SuBo fanatics take emergency singing lessons!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were today scrambling to take singing lessons, after it was announced SuBo is looking for a member of the public to duet with. Entrants must create a video of themselves singing 'Silent Night'. "It m...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle wants you to sing a long a Susan

Susan Boyle wants you to sing a long a Susan

The Scottish singer and acclaimed philanthropist, Susan Boyle, is searching for a nobody who wants to be a somebody to duet with. Speaking in her best English so that nothing will be lost in translation, Miss Boyle announced that she would love to...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!

Susan Boyle donated egg for Cristiano Ronaldo Jr surrogacy!

London - (Reuterus & Sunny Side Up News): The ID of the mystery woman behind little Cristiano Ronaldo Jr's conception has been revealed. Global crooning sensation Susan Boyle apparently had one of her last remaining double yolkers eggstracted...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to become judge on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

Susan Boyle to become judge on 'Britain's Got Talent'.

Simon Cowell confirmed today that Susan Boyle would replace Amanda Holden, as the female judge on the next series of 'Britain's Got Talent'. Holden (39), regrets that she will be unavailable for the next series, as she pursues other career opportu...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

Susan Boyle Says That Women Who Pose Naked Are Bloomingly Disgusting

PARIS - Susan Boyle was in Paris on a shopping spree. She said that she had come to Paris to purchase some French knickers that she had been wanting ever since she was a wee lass of 7. Boyle said that she finally has the money to purchase the litt...

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