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Funny story: New Orleans Mayor Sues Corp of Engineers Over "Leaking Dykes" and Loss Off Super Bowl Venue!

New Orleans Mayor Sues Corp of Engineers Over "Leaking Dykes" and Loss Off Super Bowl Venue!

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin called out the Obama administration and the Army Corps of Engineers as the reason New Orleans lost the venue for this year's Super Bowl Game to Miami. "It's outrageous, " said the suddenly wealthy, prosperous, multi-mil...

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Funny story: EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

EPA To Outlaw Beer - Will Run Super Bowl Ad To Explain C02 Threat

Having recently declared that carbon dioxide poses a threat to human health and welfare, the Environmental Protection Agency took its first regulatory action today to limit CO2 emissions by outlawing carbonated beer. "We understand that this may not...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

Osama Bin Laden Calls For A Boycott Of The Super Bowl

CAIRO - Osama Bin Laden has finally surfaced and he is certainly in fine form. He has gained back about 13 of the 20 pounds he lost while hiding like a deranged rat in caves of Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bangladesh, and Finland. The 6 foot 6 inch Bin...

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Funny story: The Who May Perform At The Super Bowl Without Guitarist Pete Townsend

The Who May Perform At The Super Bowl Without Guitarist Pete Townsend

MIAMI - Word coming out of Miami, Florida is that there is some genuine concern that the half time extravaganza, featuring The Who, and which in the past has included such great recording artists as Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Donnie and Marie Osmo...

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Funny story: Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...

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Funny story: Farve Out! To be Replaced by Rocky Balboa in "Rocky V , Stuperbowl"

Farve Out! To be Replaced by Rocky Balboa in "Rocky V , Stuperbowl"

Received by Special Morse Code, the Sports Desk has just received word that underdog Bret Farve is out for the playoffs due to rheumatoid arthritis in his hips, thumbs, eyes and both Big Toes. Fearing a serious loss of underdog spirit against mu...

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Funny story: Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

The Indianapolis Colts have decided to rest all of their starting players in the playoffs until the team reaches the Super Bowl. A spokesman said that "people like Peyton Manning are just too important to risk in playoff games or conference cham...

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Funny story: The Who Will Not Be Allowed To Perform At Super Bowl XLIV (44)

The Who Will Not Be Allowed To Perform At Super Bowl XLIV (44)

MIAMI - The Who are currently scheduled to perform at the 2010 Super Bowl in Miami Dolphin Stadium but it now appears that it may not happen. A spokesperson for a group calling itself The International We R Watching U Fella has uncovered the fact...

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Funny story: Superbowl Tailgate Parties Banned

Superbowl Tailgate Parties Banned

Miami - NFL commissioner Roger Goodell stunned football fans by announcing that tailgate parties will be banned at the 2010 Super bowl XLIV at Dolphin Stadium in Miami due to Al Quada planting grenades disguised as Budweiser pull-top cans at beer dis...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

Paris Hilton Unearths Missing Super Bowl Rings

It seems Paris Hilton has solved a mystery that has puzzled American football fans for months. Initially it was reported that the New York Giants' Super Bowl Rings were stolen in a heist. It now appears that story was an elaborate cover up. Info...

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Funny story: Alex Jones Super Bowl Commercials Banned from U.S. Audiences

Alex Jones Super Bowl Commercials Banned from U.S. Audiences

TAMPA-While most Americans were pondering how they might manage to purchase their next quart of milk, the great American gladiatorial clash between butt-slapping, land grabbing, pig tossing corporate-sponsored warriors went on as scheduled. As expec...

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Funny story: Report: Flight 1549 crew demanded to sing Super Bowl anthem

Report: Flight 1549 crew demanded to sing Super Bowl anthem

Tampa, FL-Last Sunday evening the NFL honored the crew of US Air flight 1549 at the Super Bowl just prior to kickoff. The heroes responsible for landing the Airbus A320 jetliner on the icy Hudson River without one casualty were given a loud ovation f...

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Funny story: Obama: Superbowl Porn was gift to my love Amy

Obama: Superbowl Porn was gift to my love Amy

President Obama has disclosed that the porn clip that interrupted the Superbowl for viewers in Arizona was actually a gift to his secret love, Amy Winehouse. As the Arizona Cardinals scored a touchdown, keen fans in Tuscon were then presented with...

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Funny story: Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen Refused Millions in Bonuses for SuperBowl Porn Appearance

Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen Refused Millions in Bonuses for SuperBowl Porn Appearance

As CEO's across the American business frontier have been accepting bonuses while their failing companies have been receiving billions in bailouts, one Boss has turned down the dollars. Bruce the Boss Springsteen was reportedly offered millions to...

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Funny story: Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Bin Laden's Genital Member Appeared in Superbowl Porno

Osama Bin Laden announced today that he succeeded in penetrating the Cumcast SuperBall broadcast with one of his homemade bedroom videotapes. Experts in terrorist broadcast analysis confirmed that the member waved about in the thirty second porno...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Sunday At The White House Doesn't Go So Well

Super Bowl Sunday At The White House Doesn't Go So Well

President Obama, in an effort to show bipartisanship in government invited both Republicans and Democrats to watch the Super Bowl at the White House. It all started out well until the half-time show. A few of the boys had swigged a few beers by that time and, being a guy crowd, became a little looser than they politically should have been. A fumble in the first quarter set off Jacob Bryant,...

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Funny story: Superball Uniform Malfunction 2009

Superball Uniform Malfunction 2009

Back in the day Janet Jackson's little nip took a very big bite out of network TV's propriety. That was until the latest Superbowl sextravaganza. Cable Giant Cumcast broadcast one priceless money shot of some pretty sexy fellatio during the final min...

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